*Teleports behind you* *conquers iberia*

*Teleports behind you* *conquers iberia*

"Nothing personnel, Visigoth."

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*chuckles*

What are those dangling things on his shield? The tails of the goats he's fucked?

hair of christians he's scalped

*Teleports behind you* *break your lines*
"Nothing personnel, Muhammad."

imgine the joy if crushing a saracen with your hammer

>implying that some christians didn't have adarga shields.

>tfw it took almost 300 years for Chr*stians to take back their lost land

A lot longer if you include Granada.

>That eagle
Wuz he Albanian ?

>muslims conquer huge swathes of land in the space of mere years
>it takes centuries for christians to get back iberia
can't make this shit up

When youre raping and pillaging shit tends to get done faster than carefully converting and civilizing.

The fact that this tiny little kingdom managed to go up against an entire empire is pretty impressive.

>christian conquest of iberia
>careful conversion and civilising
lmao, it was the christian barbarians in spain who started one of the most brutal systems of slavery in south America after forcibly converting or exiling all the jews and muslims from spain who had been living there for years

It's actually the other way around... Muslim Iberia was a place of high culture and science, as well as tolerance, both ethnic and religious. Christian Iberia was a most stereotypical example of religious violence and fervour, and eventually cucked itself out of existence on European political landscape by praying and flagellating instead of doing productive stuff.

ah yes the entire might of the umayyad caliphate obviously descended upon that irrelevant little region in northern spain

i heard muhammad himself led an army of 5 million saracens against 50 asturians and was killed in battle

fucking state of you

>be Count Julian, governor of Ceuta, the last Byzantine holdout in Africa
>send daughter to court of Rodrigo, the Visigoth king
>Rodrigo rapes her
>make a deal with the Muslims, allowing them to pass through your territory to conquer Spain because fuck the Visigoths
>Seriously, fuck the Visigoths

>Muh slave trade
>Muh Inquisition
Since when were Muslims the pinnacle of human rights?

and yet you have the mozarabs (christians of al-andalus), muladies (natives converted) and sephardic jews. Taifas kingdoms were a mistake and OP posted an almohad elite warrior from the 12th century, not the same moors that conquered Spain.

BTW, the Muslim conquest of Iberia literally started because a major Spanish noble had his daughter raped by his catholic king. Knowing he would get no justice from christcuckery other than turning his asscheeks for his lord also, he turned to the Sultan and to Allah.

If you keep doing shitty threads, it´s for personal reasons.

the word sultan wasn't even used back in the day

pretty sure it was some afghan-turkic guy named mahmud of ghazni who first called himself that

Islamic spain ironically took a lot of inspiration from the Visgothic kingdom. Oh and Spain under the Arabs was a complete shit hole for the first 150 years of its existence.

Did this really happen?
Why would he even rape the daughter of another nobleman that's like asking for trouble ?

There is a big difference between the mediterraenen domestic slavery and and the american chattel slavery.

Zanj rebellion?
Negro castration?

That's still a good run many empires don't manage to get that old.

why are /pol/ people so butthurt about something that happened in the 8th century?

That's only one rebellion and afterwards chattel slavery stopped, americans instead did chattel slavery for literal centuries.
Also castration only happened to slaves who went to the harem so that would be at most hundred or so which would mean at most 10000 of them got that meanwhile the byzantines blinded that many bulgarians after one little war.

>christian
>barbarians

choose one

in any event, i now see the irony in getting involved in this historic we wuz, dey wuz-ness.

Allowing blacks or whoever may be )the perceived lowest of teh social-class/caste/heritage ladder) to do what they want (usually savagery), in exchange for piety, is how the ruling class retains their position, while everyone else squabbles for history.

theyre faggots.

A guy who writes"christcukery" is surely really concerned about the correct usage of words.

>>There is a big difference between the mediterraenen domestic slavery and and the american chattel slavery.

That difference is the fact that they castrated slaves. It's easier to act like your slavery was the kinder one when all of the the offspring of your slaves are dead.

Are you fucking retarded? The Arab slave trade has its roots to pre-Islamic Arabia and wasn’t even abolish until the mid 20th Century. America slavery only lasted for 250 years. Not to mention that the Arab slave trade has a staggering death toll. Stop lying.

This is that one thread devoted to LARPing and trolling of the said LARPers by the very OP. It doesn't prevent in from containing some reasonable considerations even then.

A commendable effort.

Do you think europeans only started enslaving when they got african slaves or something you faggot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian,_Count_of_Ceuta

>There is a big difference between the mediterraenen domestic slavery and and the american chattel slavery.
There really isn't, the distinction is only made to be significant to fuel the negro victim complex.

Only a tiny portion got castrated.

We’re talking about America slavery, stupid.

Keep telling yourself that. Lmao.

Oops

Sultan is a Semitic word that mean power/might

> can't make this shit up

Didn't the same happened in the Levant?

The crusaders took the land in a few years and it took the Muslims 200 years to kick them out.

> Muslim Iberia was a place of high culture and science, as well as tolerance, both ethnic and religious

You mean, apart from the constant infighting among the Muslims themselves?

> and eventually cucked itself out of existence

No, that would be the Muslims themselves, as even their ruling class became a bunch of blonde blue eyed snowniggers within a few generations because of their preference for blonde women in the harem and the lighter children they produced;

"He had white skin, blue eyes and attractive face; good looking, although somewhat sturdy and stout... ...When mounted, he looked tall, but on his feet he was quite short. He dyed his beard black." - Ibn Idhari, Kitab al-Bayan, describing the caliph

"...later on, Umayad kings wound up with blonde hair and blue eyes." - Luis Granados

In this respect, Ibn Hazm of Cordoba informs us that the Umayyad caliphs of that capital city were almost all blond:


"As for the caliphs of the Banu Marwan, God have mercy on them, and particularly the sons of Al-Nasir, they were all inclined to prefer blond hair, concerning which none are in disagreeement because, from the reign of Al-Nasir to the present, we have either seen them personally, or known someone who has. Moreover, they inherited their blond hair from their mothers, so that color became to be cogenital among them all..."

""But as for Al-NAisr and Al-Hakam and al-Mustansir, God have mercy on them, and others, told me that they were both blond and blue eyed. The same is true for Hisam al-Muayyad, Muhammad al-Mahdi and Abd -alRahman and al-Murtada, God have mercy on them, because I saw and visited them many times, and saw that they were blond and blue eyed, as well were their sons, their brothers, and all their relatives."


God job Muzzs, you fucked the blondes and then let the Vizigoth convert men fuck your own women, basically creating a fucking Aryan ruling race of snowniggers in the middle of fucking Iberia.

> G fucking G

> Retarded Semites.

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This meme again... please, reddit is your home.

You seem to think that there were no blondes on iberia...

Oh there were, a few, but the fact that the ruling class was made up of them is especially crazy.

We wuz indeed.

They realized it takes a proper nordic to rule.

No wonder Umayyad Spain was so successful, they had white men ruling it.

For the most part, it was an inside job of visigoths noblemen betraying each other.

Jews.

Oh come off it. You don't even believe yourself, user.

Hence the shitting on his balls.

>You mean, apart from the constant infighting among the Muslims themselves?
library of Cordoba, intellectual circles in cordoba and granada etc. etc. It's more a matter of high culture flourishing than anything else.

300? more like 800 kek.

From what I understand, sultan means something specific, like a ruler the Caliph has delegated some of his religious authority to. Or something like that I don't know.

>huhuhu we got buttfucked but it took a long time

Yeah, high culture ran by Muslim white men.

Yes.

Meh.
I was more impressed before I opened the thumbnail and still thought he had four mummified nigger hands strapped to his shield.

that would be neat necromancer gear

shield with still moving hands on it

top tier

*teleports behind Maginot line*
>nicht presonliches Frankreich

zehr gut

worst looking shield ive ever seen takbir

Woah, they're severed hands of defeated magicians and they cast spells.

...is he wearing cowboy boots?

Wat. I didnt know this was a pseudoscience thread

does his spurs jingle jangle?

...boots with spurs existed before the 19th century, user

>covered on 2 sides by mountains, another by sea
>tiny strip of land
300 men standing side by side would cover the entire width of their kingdom lmao.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POL

>user proposes muslim iberia was a place of high cuture and science as well as ethnic and religious tolerance
>further claims that christian iberia cucked itself out of existence on the European political landscape
>autist spergs out after seeing the word cuck
>literally bases entire counter argument on HAIR COLOR

Stop tainting this Nuristani camel trading forum with your strawmen

But he is right essentially.

Within just two generations, Muslim Spain was ruled by a ruling class of blue eyed blondies.

An Aryan snownigger master set ruling over Meds.

>Muslim Iberia was a place of high culture and science, as well as tolerance, both ethnic and religious.
This fucking meme again.

Spain needs to bring back the old kingdoms

...

Easy there Omar, you guys still have Albania and Kosovo to brag about! Sure that has to mean something

>tfw your last name is literally Matamoros (Moor-slayer)

holy shit thats badass

>Spain is not Atlantic
>Basques are Aryan

Yes.

how is that relevant at all

is hair and eye color really the only counter argument you can come up with?