REMINDER that Veeky Forums is a bro-tier forum

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You guys are amazing. You actually pushed me into cryptos.
I was lurking I don't know for what reason for the first time, and there was a thread about 100 ELIX giveaway.
I rolled dem quads and I was forced to learn about cryptos. I'm still learning though.
If you ignore obvious FUDers community is amazing.

I'd take that deal, damn fine deal

great but can somebody get me a job?

web dev in maryland pls

The only thing I have right now is a big screwdriver with rubber handle.
How much?

KILLIN NAHZIS

Put a fork, knife, and spoon up your ass pointed end first and I'll send you 2000 LINK.

Send 0.3 ETH to this address:
0x032B6B5B8190cf785d4d3322Ce84d1aAE5eADF2d

and comment with your email and the transaction hash, and I'll get you a job.

Do you believe in miracles, user?

nice
send me btc: 1FZBYp2MYKsFjsD3sk4GxQeDiu8Vitx7Dx
or link: 0x78848ceab6890a62d2a8e891f37670f804569079

How about a big screw driver with handle side up my ass?

I once helped some user by sending him some ETH to pay for transaction fees for shitcoins and he sent me like 10x that. Be good to Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums will be good to you.

Perfect

Man this inspires me...
If quints i'll give you ONE whole Digibytes .

LINKCHAIN written on your ass w/ carrot in pooper pls

Bro I'll send you 4 link on payday but I can't break my perfect 1k

wait a minute, i've seen this movie before - didn't end in LINK

yesterday I had 0.3 euros on my bank account (today was payday).

Hodling 143k LINK.

I need 61.13 LINK for perfect 1500 stack, really rustles me

need 30.17 LINK for nice round 200
feels bad man
help a borther out
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I did the sharpie in the pooper and dressed in girl clothes AND I GOT NOTHING with time stamps

I need to know what iron hands are and if BTC is gonna crash or moon. C'mon bros.

Just so happens, I need 61 LINK to perfect my 99,939 stack and transcend into lamboland.

Help a biz bro out?

Another link beg thread huh? Might as well try this one too.

I only need like 6 (six) fucking linkies to get to 300. I'll remember you generosity forever if any of you would be so kind to help me out. Thank you for your time, and hard earned coins if you do decide to send some. Have a great day all!

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I need 98k LINK to have a round number of 100k LINK.

Pls someone?

I need 4 :(

Dude I put a knife, fork and spoon in my anus (sharp sides up) with timestamp and three videos and got nothing...

For 300? Holy fuck man, I feel for you, and with you brother!

I need 4 for 400

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Come on Veeky Forumsnessmen just 10 Link for 2 (poor)anons!

How about a screw driver

That's because matey boy didn't put them in his anus

The handle part of the screw driver?

I try everyday to be a decent person here. Hell, some user gave me $40 of ETH like two months ago and I'm just waiting until Request to give it back. Great guy. Also, I gave two Request accounts for free here, I hope those anons make it.

Please tell me odn will go to a dollar end of month. I'm a poorfag that needs a break.

Satan smiles upon you.

>blessed

How to start with cryptocurrency ?
I wanted to start a while a go but i havent got the balls for it . Any tips for a newbie how to start slowly but steadily ?

Go to reddit and read the wikin on r/cryptocurrency

Biz can be toxic for starters.

Actually it is, but you don't get it you centralizing promoting fagot

Im not a big fan of reddit but well, i guess thats the best for start .

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Biz is good for finding new coins. But basics and all, reddit is where it's at.
Go under the wiki section. They have everything there.

yeah? What about that guy that was promised 1500 link if he shoved cutlery up his ass yesterday?

Did he ever deliver? I lost interest

He did. But /biz didn't deliver

I'll do anything.

Hire me. I have many skills, maybe something you would be interested in learning.

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Okay user listen up and dont repeat i did /( ilost money ) so you will not make the same mistakes i did:

First of all: Never ever chase the hype.
This means if you see a coin "mooning" with 100 or 200% you will regret buying it. Most of the time you will buy shit on top of something than it will fall and you will lose money. So predict the hype and look up for cois that will go up
2. Educate yourself.
This means all the lingo ( bull, bear ) basics and advanced things klike looking for traingles, or cup and handle or head and shoulders. And in the end moving avarages and so one.
A good youtuber is DataDash
youtube.com/channel/UCCatR7nWbYrkVXdxXb4cGXw

Look up some of his videos and even his predictions because there are , in my opinion on point

3. Never believe anything if you see it for the first time.
If you see somebody shilling a coin research it. Read the whitepaper. Do you think it sounds good? If yes look up other opinions by just topiing in
coinname opinions
The crypto market is 120 billion dollars big and 50% of them are in Bitcoin.
How many people do you think have bitcoins?
More people have genital herpes in this world that Cryptotrader and most people just gamble without intelligence
4. Use good passwords on exchanges
Not even kidding 123456 isnt a good password and hackers can easily take away your money
5. Depositing cryptos to the wrong address will lose you it forever. Always copy and paste and double check
6. If buying cryptos watch out for mistakes.
Imagine you want to buy for 10k satoshis and you type in 100k satoshis.
1 wrong number and you lose x10
7. If you believe a coin is going to moon in the long distance dont sell 2 weeks later.
How many people i encountered that said: I will HODL my investment and sold 2 weeks later with many losses. Dont be this guys because it will cost you your money

Thats about it user. That what i learned so far here
If you ever make it into lamboland remember me and donate to my address

Thanks alot user .
Time to subscribe DataDash and lurk on reddit .
How mutch did you lose ?

Chancoin is the most bro-tier crypto project.

I bought LINK, Verge , SALT and Ripple.
Link and Ripple are doing great.
SALT on the other hand was overvalued and i bought at 7 bucks and sold at 4 and invested everything else in LINK:
Lost about 300 bucks just for this on mistake.
I nearly have it back now because LINK is mooning and i bought ARK at all time low because i predicted ( not even kidding here i made few threads about ARK ) that it would rise.
Indicators were the 21 day and 50 day moving avarage i learned from DataDash

Lots of shitty YT analyzer bro's out there, this guy seems a lot more realistic, nice find.

I'm adding 0.1 BTC. I want to see blood.

143k?!?! Holy shit, dude.

Is link worth investing ?

Fuck yes.

I just need 1 btc to perfect my stack off 999

How we know?

Read the white paper.
See the price. See the volume/ market cap.
Easy x5 gains atleast.

> Veeky Forums is a bro-forum
> bro invites me deltaV
> bro takes money for a whitelisted e-mail
There are no bros in a zero sum game. That is the only thing biz taught me

It has already hit x4
If I was sure it will soar, I'd max out my bank credit to buy LINK
However, I have chosen to hold 1.5k LINK

I am exactly the opposite

How do you make predictions?
Is it just a feeling in your guts or what?

Not for me it hasn't been

Spent 4 hours one day rolling to get quads with a neo meme for OP who said he was giving 100 neo when it was down the gutter to whoever won it
I did and he left

Days later I rolled trips for another OP who said he would give bat
needless to say I didn't

the only good thing that ever happened to me on biz was some ico's that I saw on hidden threads with only 2 or 3 replies that are being launched this month, that's how I got into the whitelist on stormtoken :)

Overall, I lost a lot more money than I made, but I'm not ready to give up yet, I'll just keep my head up

In the last few weekswith moving avarages and shit like traingles and wedges.
You can do them on tradingview.com

I did one for every "major" altcoin that was bleeding like fuck.
And than i found ARK.
Good whitepaper, good team, good development so far.
The price was falling but that was predictable because everytime the coin flew to new heights it dumped shortly after 60-70% of the gains.
Moving avarage was going up for the coin and thats when i bought it.
I used 21 and 50 .
Also it was predictable because looking at the graph you could clearly see a uptrend from the beginning of the coin.
I bought at 48k Satoshis and its at 54K right just now and will continue to go up in the next weeks and months.
I dont do daytrading so every position i have is long therm

It's not. nu/biz/raelis need to know you can't trust anyone here. They're just being nice to get your money.

The KYC to stormtoken is today, I have a few e-mails left eligible to get 15% bonus on the crowdsale
If some user wants, I can give them the spot

I'll be good hoping that one day someone else is going to be good for me too :)

Which subreddit?

Well... I am not a doc. But I think you shouldn't do that.

r/cryptocurrency

Someone mentioned carrot in pooper for LINK?
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Back when OMG was first rising madly, and was around $3, I had 20,000 OMG. Some user made his girlfriend hold up an OMG sign, so I sent him 2 OMG. That's the only bro/pity I've ever provided.

LINK threads are legit the most fucking disgusting and degenerate threads on Veeky Forums

I dont need preaching, what I need is LINK

jesus H

You're just clenching the carrot with your ass cheeks bruh
Classic McGroober