Why do such hot hunks end up with ugly wives??

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Denise would actually look good if she went with a look that didn't make her look like a crack addict. Thor's wife is qt as fuck what are you smoking?

I'm better looking than my wife.

Do I care? nah. The better looking girls don't make up for their looks with their shitty I deserve it all up tight attitudes. Plus most are sluts.

Hemsworths wife is a qt3.14.

Mamoa looks like he's dating his mother.

While not a hunk, but a good look make actor, Araron Taylor-Johnson got JUST in the wire department.

She's like 30 years older than him and has 2 or 3 kids from previous marriages.

He's marrying her for bidness purposes

youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

Aaron? Maybe, but if you see how they met be was young on a movie and I think she just manipulated a young naive boy to make her arm candy because she looks like a mutant.

He also took her last name, I mean come on he could've gotten a young qt.

This
A good looking guy doesn't want an equal or more attractive wife, he wants someone that will thank god everyday of her life that she's with him, to have power over the partner. Same for an attractive woman.

>mfw

My nigga.

It's cutthroat in Hollywood, he wants roles and she probably has money, or maybe he's a fucking idiot who knows

Elsa pataky is not that cute, she's a 6/10 at best, given her short height and lack of sex appeal. While Chris is a 11/10 and is ripped as fuck.

Either gay and marrying someone who's also gay/wears the strapon or their wife is very well connected.

The only two reasons.
Rarely do they marry for happiness or love. Because...people who live in the circles they travel don't know what a good relationship actually is.

No, it's because they see past all the superficial shit that morons can't. Wives like that are loyal af

Chris Hemsworth has a dumb caveman face.

She's also 40 while he's 32.

Giant chads demolishing average qt's is my fetish.

U wot m8

I always thought Channing Tatum could do better.

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>Elsa pataky is not that cute, she's a 6/10 at best
Post a picture so we can see mongoloid saying this.

You're gay as fuuuuck.

Momoas wife looks like a geriatric shehulktroll.

>genetic fallacy

>thinking a 40 year old is cute
>ever

kek

Oh sweet summer

Jason's wife is mostly attractive. The only thing fucked up looking about her is her hair, which could be easily corrected any time she gets tired of looking like a Star Trek alien.

Hemsworth's wife is attractive by any standard and particularly by the classical Hollywood ideal of a European woman with fair skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.

nah that's about par for the course

they might not look amazing, but you can bet they give some world class head

At least they did better than pierce brosnan

He started out better, though.

Maybe he's a feeder faggot.

>people still pretending this wasn't his idea

Sex. Control. Domination. Submission. That's what all these relationships boil down to.

Ask yourself how freaky these women have to be to keep these men who are sought after by women of all ages.

Yeah that's what I thought.

literally homosexual

I know this is going to come as a shock to Veeky Forums, which is full of insecure lil bitches that try their hearts out to act all alpha and shit, but there's more to dating/love than just looks.

Not when all you have is looks. Why do you think we lift?

You gay, dude, you waaaaaaaaay gay. You're even too gay for fit, and that doesn't happen often.

Are you retarded? Channing Tatum is a potato face. He's so asymmetrical it gives me vertigo.

HIGH TEST
LIVIN DA DREAM

hahahah kek'd

both the chicks are good-looking. maybe you have a man-crush on the guys and you're imagining them with some typical model looking girls which is a media projected ideal.

You're some sort of redpiller who thinks "hot" means looking like a porn star, don't you? Shoot yourself, Eliot.

Hemsworths wife is god tier, get glasses you faggot

Fucking A mang

>not wanting a hot Afro-Jewish wife

OP is gay

You're a fucked up guy you know

Average looking women are beasts in bed

If you weren't a virgin you would understand

>Elsa Pataky
>ugly

Explain yourself, OP.

STOP PROVING YOUR POINT WITH LOGIC

Thats necause muscles and money and fame dont magically make you into an alpha. Thats a mentality that not everyone develips. Theres a lot of ecamples among celenrities.

The blond girl is good 5ho
The other one looks like shit

^thisHe is a feeder. He actually told her if she had Lipo that he would leave her. And when she was going to hire a trainer he told her she didn't need it. He enjoyed buying her lots of food and making her slowly get fatter.

lisa looks like she'll sit on your dick, make you cum and continue riding you until she has had enough

she looks like the predator

>thor
>hot

He has the the face of a man who knows just enough digits to count his push-ups set

t. butthurt facelet

He must be pretty smart if he can count as high as my push-up set.

Brehs, brehs. They don't see marriage the way we plebs do. It's transactional to them. He gets better parts, she gets to maintain some kind of cultural currency. Gawker et al get to write fawning articles about what a great guy he is. Everyone wins. Sex and love don't come into it.

Someone has to be smart in the couple.

>bitching about hot celebrities like a middle age woman makes me feel better about myself: the post

I can only assume Momoa is gay and for some reason choosing to not be out about it.

she looks homeless

Thor's girl is a qt3.14 Aryan looking cutie who looks like she's respectable and has class. Deffo would wife.

Drogo's bird looks grungey and niggery as fuck

Thor and his wife are a perfect match, and equally attractive. He's just more famous.

In Drogo's case, I assume he's a narcissist and therefore went with a woman that looks like him, in order to have children that resemble him closely and/or Chad-sons.

Or, they love each other or something.

Kek isn't that the other Hemsworth?

Oh. If Momoa got with her when she looked like this I deffo get it. Smash her to that 90's soundtrack and watch episodes of fresh prince after

>4443
Kek so close, but you're never gonna make it.

Looks not everything. You'll learn that with age. Also these women are good looking

Kek he fell for the HIGH TEST meme

What happened Pierce. She was cute as fuck.

>if I had that look I wouldn't be such a pathetic loser as I am, the thread

Why do insecure young men with little sexual experience obsess over looks

RARE SIGHTING FUUUAAARRRRRKKKK

Islee islee islee did mong ever catch up with your diddlylift? I miss you guys, no homo.

I'd hit it.

You see the same with some female 10/10s too. They end up with 2/10s.

Personality really is important m8, haven't you ever experienced finding someone at first sight kinda ugly, but as you get to know them they become much much more attractive to you, to the point where you wonder why you found them unattractive in the first place?

The body is just a meat suit that carries our personality around. Unless you're extremely irredeemably ugly, you can get anyone you want.

>Elsa Pataky

Just googled her and HOLY SHIT she's 40?!
Hope my future wife ages like that damn.

itt: guys rating the attractiveness of other guys and calling each other faggots for not agreeing on said mans level of attractiveness

stay gay fit

also elsa patacky is cute, but she's also 40 and there's a shitload of cuter more attractive women for a 32 year old thor-playing multimillionaire

so yeah hemsworth could do better

I think he means in comparison. She is far below his level. But too hot for me.

Hemsworth and Tatum have pretty wives imo. If you want to see guys who could definitely do better look up Chris Evans(pic related) or Matthew McConaughey. Both are/were considered the hottest guys in Hollywood and that is what they ended up with.

If you can get any woman you want, you might want to go for one you like to spend time with.

She was hot when they married atleast.

women usually much more selective in choices as you'd think

No, itt clueless "redpilled" goobers thinking dating for highly attractive men works like a hotness search algorithm.

for all you uggos in this thread let me give you the perspective of an attractive man.

When you are attractive you dont really seek out women that are more attractive than you. In fact when a girl is more attractive than an already attractive man chances are she is spoiled or has some other issues.

Being attractive gets tiring, and having someone worship you aint that bad.

So yeah, when you already have the looks, you arent that desperate about beautiful traits.

Probably because they make them happy, and because more attractive girls tend to be hos with a worse attitude

I work with a 39 year old asian that is the most qt of qts I've ever known. Your opinion isn't shit to me.

Those are his kids. He knocked that old bitch up when he was 18 or something.

he said he'd be with her through thick and thin

But you can't beat personality.

this senpai
having a girl who worships you every day is far superior to anything

George posts like 500 times a day in /plg/, not rare at all

No.

>no one posted Jackedman yet
Got married when she was hot and thirty years later they're still together.