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First for I hope my wilks increases soon.
NO BOMBO GEORGEO
2th for benis
Terrific.
NO BOMBO GEORGO
It's been 2 weeks since she left the castle. This post is claimed for my lovely princess, may she rest in peace.
btw credits to FAT RETARD for posting the pic earlier
NO BOMBO GEORGO
>i...it's me
NO BOMBO GEORGO
hi orbiter
>Ywn be carefree dogger in the countryside
...esme?
Will this filter the fuckers out of my view?
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..
Y u sad buddeh
I was out yesterday and a gitl asked me to bench press her, but it was pretty hard finding a good position for her to be in and it was awkward doing the lift. What's the optimal way of benching lmao1chick?
I have nothing to stick around anyplace for.
Here?
Don't be silly.
>First day of Sheiko
>Easy streeeeeet
What app is this?
Everything I once knew has just flipped turned upside down
Add princess
>you will bomb your all your meets
NO BOMBO-GEORGEO
Isn't this OP against the rules?
So why not take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of bel air
The Veeky Forums settings menu on PC. Click "settings" at the bottom of the screen.
tenks
I access here from wherever I travel.
i haven't lifted in like 4 months (not seriously anyway)
i think my max DL is going to be 5604
my Max run speed is 3.3 mph
my max Dash is 4.4s per 10 yards
-- 2.2 s.s
i am the fastest stoned man alive
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is it? i can delete the pic if it is
Been away, did Isley bomb?
rude Tbh
Bumping for interest
Tell me why, senpai
He hasn't lifted yet. Couple hours.
Why is she so perfect?
It's not fair knowing you can never have here.
whose this cum vacuum?
just a random qt
I mean I did bench press her, but she said I nearly choked her ass kek
I just told her to keep her body straight and I placed one hand right above her tits and the other one covering covering both her legs a bit under her hips
Girls suck
wait you had her lying face down towards you?
I would have assumeed it's easier with her facing up. (one hand on hamstrings, one hand on scapulae)
o' esmeralda my esmerald
aye
:(
Hand on tit, hand on vagoo
Agreed
Yeah in retrospect I've thought about that , but I was pretty drunk.
It's easiest having one hand cupping her vsgina and one supporting her upper back
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O' Bodorio My Bodori
Don't start this nonsense ya dingus
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he orbits worst girl AND he copies best girl orbiters o i am laffin
Esmeraldaaaaa
It's time to stop Sean
get out
Not Sean and i have a legit question. Are you her?
Yes, you have 5 seconds
Anyone else feel like they're about to shit their pants when they brace? I don't even need to start the lift to get that feel
Can i has kissu?
Depends. Where do you live?
São Paulo
Aus
I don't know who this is, but if you ever talk to my girlfriend again I'm going to track you down and I'm going to hurt you.
London
You know what?
Come at me. Bet I'm a realer man.
l-liv?
zimbabwe
Meet me at kings cross station, London and both of you are getting bottled.
How low can you rest between deadlift reps and still call it a set? I usually rest maybe a maximum of 4 seconds between each rep, can I still use that set for my estimated max or nah?
Next monday. It's on.
I'll be the one wearing the fedora.
I will pretend not to recognise you until shout "FOR ESMERALDA". Okay?
Then we shalt brawl.
There is nobody in this world that loves Esmeralda as much as me. And if there is, they're getting bottled.
S-should i bring a gun?
The only thing you bottle is your own wasted semen.
Maybe. He's a big guy.
Next Monday's it is. I'll be the bear mode guy in the black leather trench coat.
Bring your Yu-gi-oh cards gents, it's on.
4 secs is fine
...
Who?
That was a really horrible thing to say
le liam neeson faec xd
livia?
I'm sorry.
I would rather have my parents tell me they never loved me rhan hearing my waifu suggesting I get shot and killed.
OUTTA MY WAY
NO BOMBO GEORGO
Nah bro.
I doubt I'm you're waifu.
Esmeralda was a different reply.
high quality thread.
You're my waifu user
high quality post.
Holy fuck lads spotting and loading is a fucking ordeal.
I now have a new appreciation for my spotters and loaders, please thank them more often lads.
Is ISISley in this flight? If so, he's about to bench.
livestream.com
I'm starting to believe it, user.
>I... I think you need to be my lover
Get a room faggots.
thanks you sexy lesbian
Np bby xoxo
This was in melb, right?
Good work.
I swear I'm attractive in any reflective surface on this planet but as soon as you take a picture of me I look like a fat retard
WHY
Things I would do to Esmeralda
>spoon on the sofa together
>kiss her gently
>smell her sweet body scent
>Hold her tight by the stomach
>spoon in our underwear
>spoon under a blanket
>hug her while she faces me
>stare in her eyes
>kiss her for hours
>stroke her hair
>keep her tight beside my body
>spoon naked
>cup her beasts and hold them close to her body from behind
>moves my hands around her inner thigh, squeezing her gently
>feel the bump of her pelvis
>spoon her all night long, but never do anything sexually
>bury my head between her hair
>whisper sweet wishes into her ear
>hold her tight
Things I would do to Bodorio:
>stroke his beard
>ride on a knut together
things I would do to trappy:
sit next to her
put my hand on her shoulder
push her closer
pet her head
kiss her cheek
lift her chin
kiss her mouth
keep kissing her mouth until she opens her mouth to gasp for air
tongue her
suck on her lower lip
carry her to bed
drop her on bed
pin her down
take off her shirt
suck on her nipples
frot her until she tenses
stop,
take off her pants
take off her panties
force her to turn around
lay on top of her
lube her boypussy with my fingers
kiss her neck
find her prostate
press it
press it some more
keep kissing her neck
keep pressing her prostate until she tenses
stop,
tease her boypussy with the tip of my penis
nibble on her ear
whisper lewd things
force her to beg
put my dick in her boypuss
thrust
thrust
thrust
thrust
thrust
trappy cums
thrust
thrust
thrust
trappy cums
lift her and sit down with my dick still inside her
thrust
kiss her neck
thrust
tease her
pinch her nipples
trappy cums
tease her some more
>spoon her all night long, but never do anything sexually
Wow lad you're twice the man I am.
>be me, 16
>a couple of classmates and I on a school trip
>big city, so we're all staying in dorms for the week
>one of my friends watches a movie with me in my bunk
>doesn't leave when the movie ends
>we lie there
>sexualtension.jpg
>I tell myself I'd never do anything because she's so far above my level
>she's one of my good friends that I don't want to lose
>control yourself man
>5 minutes later we were fucking
Are you a man or a woman
A boy who lacks self-control.