>That one guy who sweats profusely, but doesn't clean the seat
>That one guy who just stands there talking to someone for 40 minutes in front of the weight rack, literally right where you need to get your weights
>That one guy who uses 90+ pound free weights
>That one fucking guy who has been on the treadmill from the time you got in to the time when you finish 2 hours later
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last two are fine
don't make excuses man
>that guy who deadlifts and squats in just his socks
>that guy uses tiny magnetic weights to add to his OHP
>That one guy who uses 90+ pound free weights
I'm not sure I understand this. So if I bench 225, you have a problem with me?
>That one guy who just stands there talking to someone for 40 minutes in front of the weight rack, literally right where you need to get your weights
Annoying but minor. I just say excuse me and get the weights. They always move for me.
>That one fucking guy who has been on the treadmill from the time you got in to the time when you finish 2 hours later
Are you jealous of his cardio gains?
>That one guy who sweats profusely, but doesn't clean the seat
Legit gross. Yeah, he needs to clean up.
That guy who
>walks around the gym in his socks
>has tourettes and is constantly contoring his face
>puts every set in his phone
>both avoids and makes uncomfortable eye contact
>skickers about stuff in fit between sets while shitpisting
>never wipes stuff down
me
1.
No, I don't, I'm marveling at how much of a fucking beast you are.
2.
Kind of awkward. I do that too but sometimes they will physically ignore me.
3.
Yes.
4.
Exactly.
Wow autocorrect really did a number on this one
>No, I don't, I'm marveling at how much of a fucking beast you are.
why are you twinks so fucking embarrasing
Why should I wipe my sweat down?
Why don't I let you just fuck my gf if I like helping so much?
I'm a alcoholic geologist and all I do at the gym is cardio.
I do three hours on the steepest incline at 3.5 mph. Made no aesthetics gains but my beer belly got hard rather than jiggly. Also, I very rarely ever get winded in the field.
All about that cardio breh