Accidentally bump into girl

Jesus I need to get the fuck out of here and block this fucking site

You went from one extreme to the other. A mistake often made by nice guys who want to transform. It will take time and practice to find the right way. You will do it.

>got laid as a fatty
>two years no sex since getting fit

>Then I read online (Veeky Forums, PUA etc)

this is where everything went horribly wrong. I am going to tell you this once and hopefully it sinks in. DO NOT COME TO Veeky Forums FOR ADVICE

> my sisters friends

autistic.jpg

They don't listen anyway. Roids were my turning point so easy go get girls with them.

>getting change from a fast food window
>finger slides against the young woman's
>it felt fucking incredible
>this was about 8 years ago
>still use that memory to imagine what sex feels like

They only like getting treated like shit when they already find you attractive

This is solid advice, girls want a dominant guy but they don't want someone who is offensive. Think of how you mess around with your guy friends. Kind of like a "friendly bully". Also the whole trump nazi thing is an easy turn off for any girl that doesn't swing that way, even though it is pretty alpha.

you've just become an opinionated asshole. that shit is common in every PUA book and it is genuinely trash advice. what it should say is "have a personality that is unwaivering and doesn't change to fit in with others". the closest a book came to saying that was that models book, and even then it gets tained by shit like "have an opinion on everything".

topics like politics, immigration, race, religion, trump may turn a few girls onto you but will turn the majority off. you will always make an enemy when you express an explicit political opinion at a party.

>grill sits beside you on bus
>her leg touches yours
>she doesn't move it, savor the warmth and use the memory to fap to later

This. On one of those grey rainy days of November.

>The shy and sweat guy was keeping me a virgin but at least it was keeping me safe

Just let that sink in for a moment.

t. fellow virgin

>start getting serious about FItness this year
>started getting HOBBIES
>put my self on tinder like a chad

Finally made it out of kissless hugless and fuckless. only took 21 years !

> girl's manlet bf is clearly jealous that you're taller than he is

>see cute girl
>question why she'd want me instead of anyone else

> see cute girl walking towards you on a narrow path way
> step to the side so she can pass
> she steps to the side too

Yeah who doesn't like a guy aggressively debating politics? It's a mystery why you're not swimming in pussy.

>cute girl walking behind you
>legs stop working properly

Lmao same, but I'm hot so I fuck anyway. They just think I'm an asshole when it comes to politics.

>make eye contact with cute girl
>think about her for the rest of the day

>on the tube
>pretty girl gets on and stands next to me
>she smells nice
>get an erection

>make eye contact with qt barista for a split second
>narrowly avoid cardiac arrest, system flooded with adrenaline, fall in love for the next 3 years.
>she will never even know my name

>not sniffing the part of your trousers that were in contact with her for aroma-fueled action

God fucking damnit, this
>except it happens whenever I'm not completely alone

I feel like I'm cosplaying QWOP or some shit

>tfw woman squeezes my dyel bicep and says I have gotten stronger

It's a good feel bro

good feel t b h.

>tfw managed to hang with a qt for a bit a while back
>could feel the warmth of her face and breathe when she was close to me
>erections all the time

Lucky my penis isn't that big heh heh

Think of it as a trophy.
Champ

*NO AFRICANS/INDIANS*

Feelsbadman

>get in girls way on purpose
>shes forced to speak to me

girls like nice guys bro, try being nice to a girl

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yeah its not like Veeky Forums is /r9k/ in denial

its called manual walking and its pretty common in khtv group

are you ugly sperg or 10/10?

checked

damn

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fuckin 5 star post nigga!

means literally nothing, like when those stupid hippie girls say "thanks love" to literally everyone because its cute

this is such an obscure feel that so few people understand

>on the tube around rush hour
>carriage fills up
>qt pushed up against me
>realize this is the first time i've been this close to a girl sober in years

Girls dont want agressive or "nice"
They want assertive

>>When will you fuckers learn this
"nice" means doormat, means you wont be interesting you just flop and sit and quake when they look at you.

Aggressive hearts feelings, only works short term because they THINK you are confident.

>TLDR
Be kind, have a fucking personality

This is said with much love brothers

Coming from somebody who knows, relationships dont fix the holes inside.

They are a part of you that YOU have to plug

Lv up confidence by getting irl hobbies or some shit, learn something anything.

It will teach you about you, and you will learn about the kind of person you are, want to be and hopefully aspire to be.

when you look at somebody and you know they want something who of you is like, holifuck this guy has his shit sorted? Doesnt even matter what it is! is i see some fucker DEMOLISH hotdogs in a race i get a fkn hard on on their behalf.

I want to grow as a person
I WILL grow as a person.
Come with me.

im inspired, lets fucking go

LETS FUCKING GO

WE'RE ALL GUNNA MAKE IT

>It will teach you about you, and you will learn about the kind of person you are, want to be and hopefully aspire to be.

this is what chads mean when they tell you to ' just be yourself'
it's something you actively have to do, pursue and put in a lot of work
>just modern age problems

its like im on lereddit holy shitgirls are slags you retard. they take new cock every weekend. stop putting them on a pedestal you shit heads. they are literally retarded cum recepients

>find sloot off tinder
>get her number
>meet up and get to feel her soft wet pussy on my dick
I know how you feel op

ok friend :^)

what a healthy attitude towards the other sex brah

also im gay, kek

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Fuck yes.
ONWARD TO VICTORY
Its an always problem, people in the past were just more worried about shit like starving.
For example, imagine you wake up, hungry underwater and unsure what ways up. Fair certain your thoughts and nearly every humans thoughts converge closely at least for a few seconds in that situation.

Fucking
Eating
Budda
Hot bitches
Where the fuck am i?
How do i excape
that shit Steve said
Spiderman
Fuck steve

>i dont speak for the other animals thats why i said human. Its not a realistic situation, just a proposition

>Introduce my self to grill in class.
>She goes to shake my hand and I simultaneously boner and fall in love. Couldnt stand for like 10 seconds.

For all the casanovass out there. Is it a bad move/weird to introduce yourself and shake hands or is that like a thing you only do with guys?

>tinder sloot
>no rubber
Holy fuck bruv you must want to be diseased

>and completely owning everyone who tried debating me

>touched a cute girls arm to move her out of my way in a shop
>instead saying something or poking her with my finger i actually touched her arm with my whole hand like a motherfucking alpha
>couldn't stop thinking about how nice her skin felt for the rest of the day

No, dont put them anywhere, put yourself the places you want to go.

Find the one who follows you.
Thats the one who wont cheat on ya buddy.

Kek, I'm this guy IRL.

Full autismo, cant even speak to women without spilling speghetti.

Go see an escort. Get herpes from a bbbj.

I've totally given up on women now though. If I couldn't get one before I sure am fuck am not getting one now.

Doesnt believe he should be happy?
Why not?

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Thats what i had exactly in mind. How on earth can you degenerate homosexauls even comment on how to stick your cock into a female hole. you turned gay because you couldn't do it!!!!!

Gay degenerate and sissy emotional fem boys need to fuck off to reddit... Or keep on being esmasculated pussy holes and let us real slayers slay

No Casanova, but its just a handshake.
Normally formal, but if you can make it fun it can earn you points

>18 no gf
>take estrogen and testosterone blockers
>become my own gf

She was making the move on YOU dude.
AWWW YYEEE.
>ugh how do i introduce myself to guy in class?
>dont they handhake or some shit?

>Girl likes a status or a comment I've made on Facebook
>Imagine life together

>Find the one who follows you.

true bruh

but that balance though, for long term, you want someone else who you respect and admire for their own qualities. not just a cute pussy to fuck. that gets boring after 6 months

This. This is why I think most people go trans. Especially since there is a correlation between Veeky Forums(no gf) and a high volume of trannies

done this
lost my virginity to 8/10 prostitute in a moderately classy brothel

it was pretty disappointing experience but i don't regret it. i hasn't changed anything but at least i know how it feels and i won't die a virgin.

Just another year bro.Keep strong.

Because its actually so simple, only when you complicate it you fuck up.

Tips from gay guys are normally legit, IMO

Straightforward and simple advice a guy can understand.
Also knows whats wanted.

CAn relate, breh

Amen man.
Same problems apply for woman, they need personality as well.
Healthy relationships go both ways

every time they do this i feel that they're mocking me

My guess is its the perceived innocence of being a woman.
Also being being desired is a strong reason

>tips from a mentally ill person who doesn't have a normal logical thinking brain

Yeah no thanks

I'VE GOT AN ANSWER MACHINE THAT'LL TALK TO YOU

IKTF
IKTF2
I've done this.
This too. But my arms are almost 17.5 inches now.

.5 more inches and I'll no longer be insecure.. I can just focus on my jelqing.

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Chad never gets into political debates and that is why people don't hate Chad despite his unapologetic self assuredness. If you are doing this so badly wrong what else are you doing to sabotage yourself I wonder

WİTNESSED

The fuck dude? No one said go full asshole mode. Just be confident, unafraid to make moves with women, act self-assured etc. Don't gotta "neg" women or w/e the fuck those PUA says.

>25 yrs old
>Only fucked hookers
>Still kissless

Apparently I'm too rough when I fuck because most girls will refuse to see me again. I had a fat Latina girl tell me to go easy on her because I left her sore for a few days on a previous session.

[Spoiler]I MAY HAVE GONE DOWN ON A FEW HOOKERS

Fuck me

OP, what does it feel like?

iktfb, same age as you

never hugged or held hands with a girl.

>goes down on hookers
The fuck are you doing you filthy animal

>crowded bus in a traffic jam at the end of a summer day
>grill is pushed up to the door
>im right behind her
>she's about 20cm shorter so her head is right below my nose
>every breath i take is filled with the scent of her sweaty hair
And that's how i had an erection for around 40mins.
Why are there so many bullshit shampoo flavours advertised as sexy? Every man i've asked always says they find the natural hair smell very arousing. And im assuming that's them trying to be normies and understating it because when i smell a woman's hair after she's been exercising/hasn't washed it in a day or two i want to slam her against a wall and fuck her until i can't move anymore.

>goes down on hookers
>can't get them to kiss him
uuh
how does that happen?

You're supposed to treat them like regular people.

Absolutely disgusting behavior on your part
But yeah, same

Ive only gone down on two hookers
Whenever I get close to their face to try and kiss they always move their head away.

They asked me to go down so I figured why not.

this happened to me on a long distance train......... except it was a guy

not even gay, i'm just that lonely

:o how did she smell.