Accidentally bump into girl

> Accidentally bump into girl
> Able to feel her soft skin for a second

I'm 29. I've never made physical contact with a female that isn't in my family.

Not even a handshake.

Jesus Christ, just buy a hooker already

>be me
>unlucky all my life
>decide to spend currency to try reverse unlucky life
>don't feel any better or fulfilled because it was paid for and it doesn't help fix my social autism
>find out that i got an STD from it
>feel even worse

you think im gona risk doing that after already having such an unlucky existence? no thanks

Lolwut?

All escorts require their customers to use condoms, only the crackhead street girls might accept to do it without if you tip them enough.

The first girlfriend you fuck might have a STD for all you know

>girl feels my arm as she says hey
>get to feel her soft skin for a moment

LMAO i dont know why but i laughed really hard at this and i am literally the same

...

Why do you people lie about what women want?

I am 28 and never had a GF, ok, mainly because I was always really nice and treated females like they were puppies or something like that.

Then I read online (Veeky Forums, PUA etc) that women want a
>tough guy that knows what he wants and doesn't hold back and doesn't give a fuck """brah"""

So now I've been putting on the tough guy act and I've offended all of my sisters friends at family gatherings, by being open about immigration and all that stuff, and being honest about how I feel, and saying it with conviction, and completely owning everyone who tried debating me. Now all my sisters friends who once thought I was a shy and sweat guy now think Im a racist bigot trump nazi lover, not to mention I've also had several warnings at work for harassing female staff.

The shy and sweat guy was keeping me a virgin but at least it was keeping me safe, now I'm fucking hated by everyone. Thanks a lot.

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