Hey Veeky Forums, is there any hope for me? Girls always grab my ass and or slap it and it fucking pisses me off because I can't do the same, and somehow they can do it and get away with it, if I told someone about this they'd laugh it off as if it were nothing, reverse the roles and I'd be in big trouble. I'm sick of having a big ass and I wanna get rid of it.
Are my hips actually wide or am I just making a big deal out of nothing? please help, if I get a big back and arms will I look fine?
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>it fucking pisses me off because I can't do the same
What? Every time they do that to me I grab their ass back. Why wouldn't you do the same?
Can't really tell at this angle.
Can you bend over and put one leg on a chair or something?
Is your mommy a big girl? If papa settled for high test you are genetically fucked and so are your children.
Start running. That's how all the women I know lost their ass
You have a woman's ass.
And actually a very nice woman's ass.
Would bang.
No homo.
I feel like that's inappropriate but I guess i'm just an idiot, i'll keep that in mind for next time
I don't wanna get banned
Yes
I'm not a woman
trap?
No
would smash
All these asslets being assmad
Having a firm round ass literally attracts tons of pussy, I know OP
spread boipucci pls
>I'm not a woman
Could've fooled me
so smack their ass back?
you utter beta
Your just a genuine respectful good guy. Which is rare these days. But girls don't want a nice respectful guy anymore. I mean cmon it's 2016, respect and being a good person is now over-rated and dead. Just be a complete dickhead. That's all girls want.
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
You're in some srs need of v taper there m8, otherwise woodberry/10
Ok thanks
Yeah I'm working on it, not sure if I should keep squatting or not
I'm glad your hormone treatment is going well OP, but what does this have to do with Veeky Forums?
I'm just kidding. I would seriously pay you a 100 dollars to just smother my face with that ass.
Nothing wrong with having a great arse, the only problem is that it looks out of place on your otherwise shitty physique. The grills wouldn't be slapping it if they thought it was bad.
Maximum fedora
>Veeky Forums thinks this is a good looking ass
seriously?
post pic bending over, I can't really tell when you're just standing straight.
Ok
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Now spread your ass-cheeks.
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Holy fuck is this real? You have a better ass than my gf.
I don't usually spout the Klinefelters meme, but you might actually have it
you just made me gay.
I would raw dog you 24/7
Thanks Veeky Forums, you've turned me gay.
Would smash.
I thing it's just APT, the photo angle and not a lot of upper body muscle.
That's not a klinefelters physique. lay off the memes you retard
You just have a nice ass (no homo) and no upper body mass, stop being a pussy and lift.
Dude, just be gay.
Your life would be a lot easier.
w-what do i do with this boner?
My dad and tons of other men got away with it all the time 20+ years ago...The world sure has changed. For the worse.
how do I get a decent shaped butt like OP, no homer.
I look bubblebutt from sideways but from behind it's eh, kinda has a square-ish shape and it even got worse since I've been cutting
wew
It sticks out even when I stand straight though :(
forgot to mention I squatted 137.5kg before cutting and having a motorcycle accident
Dude you have like a legitimate talent, go on hormones and become a trap.
Also never ever ever break the law
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no, don't do it, it will ruin you.
ass is genetic m8, all you can do is squats and oats
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you better be careful with the troll responses saying "slap her ass back"
Although it seems like the "alpha" thing to do, if you're in even a somewhat public place, and the girl doesn't want that kind of attention, you're going to get a lot of shit
If a girl slaps your ass she most likely wants to fuck, there is no need to be a horny teenager and grope her in public, just bang her
You're mad because it's not men that are grabbing your ass. You secretly want to get fucked and thrown around like a sex toy.
I do trim but I'm scared of shaving completely because I've read stuff about how it feels horrible a few days after
>draw a girl
>voiced by a girl
>call it a boy
Why do nips always do this?
Maybe pic related is more your type?
>caring about respecting women
slap their asses back
Are you taking this () picture right now?
Brehs...
Good guy OP, that ass is phenomenal.
i'm gay and don't find this that attractive
(also i do not ever find traps attractive)
just some perspective
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Holy shit I'd cum all over that hairy ass and forbid you to clean it up until it dries and hardens.
That means I'm straight then.
GOD DAMNIT Veeky Forums
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NO
because it's a woman butt
RIP OP, faggots don't want your female ass.
you got some feminine ass hip structure going on
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they just wannt you credit card nubmer and geting choked out during sex hombre
also 8x6 minimum
2 options opie.
Go to the doc and get your hormones checked
OR
Accept that you'll never make it since you're a low test twink suitable only to be the gyms fuccboi.
That ass has me going INSANE.
Im sure some squats are good for definition, but that ass turned me gay.
fuck you
audible kek
nah fuck that
once a girl grabbed my chest and said nice tits and i did the same to her
Y do u care? girls love a phat ass
post one with cheeks spread out, show us your boipussy senpai.
That's a small weak feminine ass, you have wide hips and store your fat on your buttocks, most importantly there is no muscle. I guarantee girls aren't attracted, they're just treating you like one of their own
Accept that you store fat in your ass user.
Embrace it and do heavy front squats to get it nice and firm.
Welcome the admiration.
Pass on those genes.
>tfw also a skeleton with an ass.
holy shit Veeky Forums never ceases to amaze me with these threads
same jesus christ brehs
welcome to fit
>8x6 minimum
B-but best I've been doing was 5x5...
fuck, I didnt find his ass attractive, does that mean im gay too?
yes nigger, that's a step away from a woman's ass except
>not shaven
op take one with your back straight i wanna be sure of your anatomy
looks like youve got lady hips down-packed- wide and storing fat a bit above it
man or woman? cause you got hips and booty like a woman
Asslet detected.
OP, use it to your advantage. I used to be self-conscious about mine until I realized chicks love it. Hell, I constantly get compliments because of it and have even heard guys make backhanded comments about it. Be glad you don't have a pancake ass - make some gains and enjoy the attention.
Brehs, i doubt you could please that with just 6x4..
say if you're gonna grab mine, I need to grab yours. If they say eew no, then you're a butter face.
>Skeleton with an ass
Describes me. Except my ass is bigger than OP's and people have entered threads where I've posted it thinking it was a high test thread
4 inch girth lol, enjoy only pleasing mice lol
tell them to stop it. if they make fun of you for it, stop hanging out around them. I used to have guys like this at work who would pull my hair, touch my hips and get uncomfortably close and such. They would say I was "over reacting" (thats not just because you're a guy, its a defense mechanism on their part), but I stood my ground and told them I dont like it. I usually just ended up avoiding those guys and had to stop being nice to them because they thought being nice was an invitation to harass me. Don't put up with it op, let them seriously know that its not okay; ask how they would feel if you did the same to them
m'lady
shtop it dude thish ish not ok!!!
must be hard being a twink working in a gay bar
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You should wax yourself, put on cute lace panties and a short skirt...Men everywhere would stare at you....You'd feel so pretty, like a girl
this desu senpai
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I wish Veeky Forums was like this all the time. I don't get nearly enough chances to post lewd stuff on here.
>I don't get nearly enough chances to post lewd stuff on here.
>half of the board is softcore porn
u wot
Goddamn I want to kiss those cheeks.
Slowly but steadily Veeky Forums is turning into /b/. Strange times...
Am off now.
Damn you OP have to fap now
It doesn't feel appropriate quite often enough