User, do you want a bite of my Vegan burger?

>user, do you want a bite of my Vegan burger?

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no but il take a bite from your taco

Only if you take a bite of my meat dick

FPBP

Only if I can put meat between your buns.

>if that's a euphemism, yes. if it's not, also yes. a vegan burger can be delicious as long as you're not expecting to taste actual meat.

am i doing this right?

that's chicken you dumb bitch

Sure, if you'll let me put my penis in your vagina, since that's really the only point to any of this shit.

Only if you have sexual relations with my penis.

Naw, but do you want some of my vegan sausage

>bread
>vegan
Only shit tier bread doesn't contain eggs.

Id rather eat a nigger dick flavoured pudding

As someone who likes eating meat, 8 hope within 15-20 years we can move away from eating animal meat to eating synthetic meat, that tastes like meat from the hemoglobin that's placed in it.

Probably better for environment, but until then bon apateite niggers.

No, I want a bite of your vegan vagina

No, but I have tiny testicles, and if you rub them together, they grant you 3 wishes.

The fuck did this originate from?

That's disgusting. I couldn't eat a vegan - they're practically human.

My autism

As someone who bakes breads: most breads don't contain eggs.

? I'm not there, I would never go into a vegan restaurant, stop talking to yourself

>get really close to her face
>turn and sniff the burger
>"needs more meat"
>flop my big dingus into the buns, displacing tofu bullshit
>she bites my penis off and steals my gains
>kill myself a short time later
>

What an idiot

yeah sure, ill "bite" your "vegan burger" if you know what i mean: hint: i mean to fuck your pussy

The fuck are you talking about you fucking retard, fuck kind of bread contains eggs your fucking faggot cake isn't bread.

You probably should wait until you're at least twelve years old before you start lifting.

"yeah sure i'm bulking anyways also give me your fries faggot"

That's cake you mong

I'm not that user, but I've seen it posted like 3 times today, how about you don't say that with every post

There's no way I haven't seen this chick in real life. I think she lives in Cincinnati.

That didn't turn out as I expected

Who is this demen semon?

no, do you want to fuck?

whats wrong with your nose?

>Boycotting all vegan shit and not realising that some of it actually tastes good

Yeah, sure I'll have a bite!

y-you too

pls

more concerned with her shirt desu senpai

Yeah, sure

Vegan food's a little bland usually, but it's not really that bad

Fucking hate tofu though

is cum considered vegan?

I bet it's not even vegan.

How is this even bait?
>Sure I'll take a bite thanks

That's chicken you stupid bitch

I'd check my map again. Clearly I'm walking in circles

Kek

"no"

>vegan food must come from a vegan restaurant

riiight

????

W E W L A D

Youll make it one day

>you look like you get around a lot and you probably have the herps
>no thanks

please spit in my mouth

n-no i'm not disparaging your vegan burger, i really want you to spit in my mouth

Girl is jessica clements

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