Tfw getting a haircut

>tfw getting a haircut
>sit there in complete silence
>do not speak unless spoken to
>respond with short one word answers
>her leg rubs against my arm
>asks me if it looks ok
>y-yeah looks good
>tip her as i'm leaving
>see you again soon!
>you too

>Tfw getting a hair cut
>"how do you want it cut?"
>"yup HAHA"
>sit in silence
>get a short back and sides
>receding hairline fully exposed
>"looks great yup HAHA"
>says thanks repeatedly
>hit door on way out

I always hated getting haircuts so I cut my own now. Havent gotten one professionally in 4 years. I just do a number 1 on the side and 3-4 on top.

Did this really happen?

nigger just talk about tv shows. surely you watch some fucking tv? or just mirror her questions back at her.

>what did you do for the weekend
>not much, what did you do
>5 minutes of drivel, say 'yeah?' or 'haha' occasionally
>stare at them titties
>repeat 3x and you're done

yup HAHA

>go to barber
>actually not aylmaotistic proficient
>expert smalltalker
>still hoping I can just get through the haircut without talking
My god those women are almost always ugly and stupid, it's so fucking boring to talk to them.
I must have told my vacation/education/relation stories a gorrilion times by now.

>go to the hair dresser
>how do you want it cut
>sides up to here, front to here back layered and tapered at the sides
>Cuts it completely different
>realise he barely speaks English
>back is still way to long
> have to get him to recut it about six times
>give up
>that will do
>get me the fuck out of here

Do you faggots not go to a barber? I haven't had my hair cut by a woman in 5 years.

>her leg rubs against my arm
what? you lie down when getting a cut?

>first month of uni
>go to hairdresser
>he's a few years older than me
>talks a few times about girls and easy sex
>insinuates i'm in a good position to get laid a lot because i don't have a gf
>say 'y-yeah haha"

didn't go there again

he is 4'8", his arm is in line with her hips while sitting down.

>Get haircut at a cool currently 30-yo barber for the last 6-7 years.
>Talks to me about videogaming and motorcycles.
>Got me with him into those weird street racing shiets u only think happen at thug-rap videoclips a couple of times.
>Meet a total slut.
>Fuck her in his car.
>Go Uni. Barely see him once every summer when I need a haircut. Still remember them days.

Yup HAHA.

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>tip

what the fuck?

He want seks with her :))))).

It's an American thing. Don't ask.

YUP HAHA

wouldn't it be the opposite? he is so tall she doesn't have to boost the chair up

> so user, what do you do for living?
> investment banker, how about you?
> I cut hair
> silence

>not having a friend that is a barber and cuts your hair regurly in your own home for free

Wow, I'm fat (working on it lost 20 pounds in the past 2 months), but at least I can make fucking small talk with strangers.

All you do is ask them what they like and then ask them questions about it.

People LOVE talking about themselves. It isn't that hard to ask relevant questions about things people like. Hell, normally that is what barbers try to do to you.

>tfw living in austria so your barber doesn't speak german and you can't even smalltalk

kek

>go to my usual barber
>he owns his own shop and fucking knows what he is doing
>pay less then the usual customers
>he is done in like 10-15 minutes
>always cuts hair fitting my face
>feels my arms to comment on my gains

>not having a gay barber that tells you straight up to work harder and work this or that muscle group more, while giving you a perfect haircut and mirin your gains

Maan I want this.
I've got something close to that, but that shit is awesome.

> meet qt hairdresser chick
> my top m8 (also neighbor) has never had a gf
> set them up while I bang her slutty friend
> couple months later they're a couple
> I can walk 15 feet across the hall and get my hair cut for free by his gf
> "So how do you want it?"

Fuck me, I never know what kinda hair style I want. They're the professionals, why don't they pick what would work for me??

Go to barber. Ask for this cut. Pic related
Don't sperg out. Have friendly convo with barber.
Cuts it too short on the sides.
Can't fix my cowlick
Does a great job otherwise,
Looks better slicked back than parted.
He did a good job otherwise.

6/10

>time for haircut
>this girl has never cut my hair before
>she walks up to me
>"hi, I'm femanon."
>11/10 blonde qtpa2t
>"hi, I'm user, nice to meet you"
>they give massages before they start
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>end up talking the whole time
>lots in common
>actually has a personality
>only 22
>find out she's getting married in a month
>tfw

At least I'm getting better at talking with girls.

yeah who the fuck tips their barber? for fucks sake
I am american and i wouldn't tip my barber unless he gave me god like hair.

Medium kek

>Go to barber shop full of old men
>Talking about a rat problem in the back
>"Little bastards chewed through the side of the trap to get the cheese, They are smart."
>"Must have gone to trump university"
>Everyone has a laugh
>"I caught this real big ugly looking one, It reminded me of hilary"
I like old people

tfw I moved to an other city and now have to pay

>so user, what do you do for a living?
>I work in IT
>oh...
>silence

Lol wtf that's weird. I love trump but who says that about Trump university?

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>not cutting your own hair yourself

cause they'd get fucking sued I reckon

I told one girl to at least cut it short and then do it however she thought looked best. Looks good and a bit more girls mire.

He barely speaks English yet you have trouble differentiating 'to' and 'too'. Time for you to jump off a bridge idiot

>IT
haha enjoy installing dumb shit and taking angry phone calls all day

like what does "IT" even entail?? Veeky Forums all day?

I go to a place called Uncle Classic Barber with both men and women barbers. I was skep but all the females have killed it so far. plus they are fine as fk