Sexual Health & Fitness Thread

Add it to chili/bolognese for crunch without the disgusting celery taste

Guys I am terrible at sex. I can barely get or sustain an erection. I cum super fast. As a result I am self conscious and get nervous about something that should be fun. I am also terrible at oral and fingering. I rarely get a rise out of girls doing that stuff. How can I improve?

does anyone else see girls like this and just not even bother or sometimes not even be attracted to them because you know that you have no chance. Ive been ignoring girls because I knew i had no chance for so long that i think i fucked myself up

you might be gay

Just bought a prostate massager.
>not even gay.

Communicate with your partner/s

Ask silly questions like:
>Does this feel good
>What would you like me to do with you

Just remember that she's probably nothing special besides her looks.

In fact, no one is special, not even you.

How do i fix acne scars?

Yeah I just get depressed when I see hot/cute girls in real life now.
I'm not gonna make it

I don't understand how kegel help last longer, kegels are basically what I do when I fuck to make my cock harder and cum faster, how does it help to last longer?

Kefir is great

no joke it made my balls a bit bigger

Honestly I had the same problem until I had a partner that I was legitimately attracted to/comfortable with, so maybe that's your problem.

Best advice I can give is just rellaaaaaaax bro.

I started drinking it every day like 5 days ago. Blending it with a frozen smoothie mix of strawberries, raspberries and bananas and it's delicious.
How long until your balls grew? I think mine are tiny I'm hoping to get bigger/normal ones.

I actually thought I was or at least asexual but sadly neither is the case.

Some gals are so pretty they stop being sexy. Same for men.

You have to be a little bit messy to exude sexual vibe.

also shes flat, cute girl, but just seems plain, self absorbed, boring...

I might be wrong tho.
She may be very interesting person with her own take on current events, and her own sense of honor and loyalty, her own principles she wouldn't sacrifice, and a sense of direction and purpose in life.
She could also not be easily impressed by most basic animal behavior but by knowing someone's mind and modus operandi.

Alas she might also be capable of nurturing love, sort of higher servitude and faithfulness, having united in her a maternal and sexual principles into one whole package of complete personalty surrounded with self respect and firm sense of her place in nature and the universe.

Right lads?

it's more about a sense of humour, being comforting, kind, strong etc. rather than looks

Can someone with a foreskin fucking help me?

I'm having sex but it feels weird with the skin going over my head and back, not like a good stimulation but a weird one. It's most pleasureful when I pull the skin back and keep it there while I fuck, or if I pull the skin back and pin it back with a condom.

Does anyone else know of this? Is this normal?

he meant the cum

This is without a doubt the stupidest fucking bullshit post I've ever read in my entire time on Veeky Forums.

CAN YOU ANSWER THE MYSTERY??? FUCK

Dude you're not supposed to fuck her without pulling your foreskin back it's normal to pull it back.

Yeah but sometimes it goes back over the head and gets stuck so when im thrusting it goes over the lip of my dick and theres almost no sensation (if not a weird feeling). I wish there was a way I could just keep it back permanently

I think its because I have an abnormally long foreskin

Help
I'm a loser who can only get to fuck hookers. Ive never been able to cum with one and the last 3 sessions with the same girl culminated in her telling me we shouldnt see each other anymore(I never came close to cumming and she felt like she was the problem even though it was all on me).
Been doing nofap, noporn, taking zinc, soy lecithin, horny goat weed and only having sex every 2 weeks but I still never get close to cumming.
Am i just broken?

hahahahaahahahaha

...

Are you a woman?

My new gf does not like making out or cuddling. How to Initiate sex? Feels weird to straight up ask her.
Only time we had sex was when we were drunk

Make dinner for her. Give massage. Sing a song for her until she falls a sleep. Vist brothel.

She doesn't like you, or she's gay.
Is she even your gf or have you misunderstood something here?

Wat?

>I can barely get or sustain an erection. I cum super fast
iktfb

>tfw kissless virgin and need to switch between a dozen porn vids to masturbate

My cousins aunty loves hairy tight balls. She got with a young lad and described him as having weirdly shaven balls n saggy not "tight and pukka"

have heard good stuff about dermarollers

Read up on deflowering. Dont fingerbang, use more like an "come over here" geStuR3

have you tried being attractive?

If you are a kissless virgin how do you know you will cum fast with a girl? I can yank it for two hours if I wanted to, but when you are in the hole it's different.

based on porn

Im fairly certain she likes me a lot. I dont like making out either its boring. Its just weird to say things like hey wanna fuck? Out of the blue.
Only been together for a month or so

Im pretty decent looking and never had trouble like this. Doesnt help shes a complete tomboy. I only see her on weekends and we spend our weekends getting drunk so friday usually ends in sex, although I really want to fuck her sober for once and its bugging me a lot

Don't base anything in reality on porn.

just say that to her?

Read the Kama Sutra when you have time

What if they also meant the cum?

I'm not an expert on it but I think the idea is that strengthening your kegels will help you prevent orgasm. I think you're supposed to flex your kegels before ejaculation.

I once prevented it by tensing abs and pelvic diaphragm.

It was not pleasant experience.
Better to cum.

Like when u need to sneeze but dont - times 1000

fat loads bro, fat loads

Top kek bcs youre right xD

>Its just weird to say things like hey wanna fuck?

Just go up to her and feel her up, man. Jesus fucking christ. Grab her ass, her tits, get her worked up, whatever she likes, kiss her, rub her cunt, get your dick out, let her suck it, get her pants off, stick it in.

But honestly, are you really so much of a failed man that you need detailed instructions from strangers on the internet on how to initiate sex with your fucking girlfriend? How the fuck does that even happen? What kind of awful decisions have led you to this point?

>celery for big cums
toremiphine*

Bump

I've been on nofap for a while. I wake up with erections leaking precum every morning. When I strain to take a shit, thick fluid comes out of my dick. I think sexual thoughts about my GF before I sleep. The leakage used to happen when I first started nofap, but it stopped until recently. Is this an issue? I basically leak precum throughout the day if I've gotten aroused at all and the viscous fluid comes out when I use the restroom.

I also feel like this is making my hair or body odor smell like chlorine/cum. What can I do to stop this?

My genitals are very sensitive and I get erections easily. I also feel like I am going to cum just thinking sexual thoughts and am suffer from premature ejaculation.

Dis thread is top kek.

>circumcised at birth
>do jelq
>gain no length
>loose skin that covers the head of my cock while limp
>it starts to tighten back up as I give up
>it covers my entire head unless I get horny
>its really warm

For real though does jelqing actually do anything?

Just as said.

Remember, porn is meant for the person watching to feel good, NOT at all the people in the film.

Yeah, it will strech your dick out and then make in bleed internally.

Either you're so small jelqing won't make a difference or you're a
little under average where as long as your only selling point isn't
your dick, you're fine.

It's not worth the damage it may cause.

Yeah it breaks your dick.

What kind of condoms do you use? Changing helped me, I can't cum with regular thickness condoms

these guys probably dont jelq
but they have a point, if you do it wrong you can injure your penis

google pegym, theres litearlly hundreds of accounts of men of all ages getting flaccid and erect length, girth, and better quality erections

basically dont jelq with 100% erect penis and warm up and warm down, injury is easily avoidable if you research it even a bit

The hookers provide their own (mostly lifestyles/trojan/crown). Ive tried bringing my own but they refuse to use them.
Maybe I should take a break and try to find a girl.

Why don't you just try real sex?

>implying he can get real sex

>friendzoned by a whore

Gee bro, I feel bad for you

How would it work though? Does your dick actually grow more erectile tissue?

>rip my dick skin on the daileeeeeeeeeee ;_;
Really? I know circumcision sucks ass but I've never done something like this ever.

Not sure but I guess it works like with microtears like building muscle. Since you to it manually though I suppose it's pretty easy to get "more-than-microtears"

>sexual health

lol what? this has nothing to do with fitness, fuck off.

>nofap
Thats why.

Nofap = notest

By not fapping, you are literally making yourself unable to cum. Noporn is acceptable, if not recommended, but nofap is retarded. Dont fall for that meme dude.

A little bit, but only with 9.5/10 and over girls. Below that they feel more attainable, to the point that my current gf is an 8/10.

no, it grows scar tissue. You can have a lot of scar tissue and a functioning dick, but there is a point which will cause permanent damage because there's only so much finite space. Scar up the corpus cavernosa you're fucked.

Rate my qt3.14 asn coworker?

Pic related is how you get a girl to do anything you want/become infatuated with fucking you.

Requesting random user with a girlfriend to go do this right fucking now and confirm my teachings.

NOTE: The most important part is a good spread of the upper pussy area (UPA) with your tumbs or forefingers. The clit needs to be tight and well exposed, not flopping around in the UPA like it would be othewise. Keep it tight and she's yours to do with as you like.

four million hours in paint

IG pls

I throw it in spicy soup and boil the hell out of it. Barely notice it except for the texture.

Guys help

I've started banging a really tiny girl (5'1) and for the first time in my life I'm pushing too deep -- she will actually cry out in pain at times. I'm only 6" so I'm not used to this, what do I do?

I remember a long time ago I read you should aim up into her stomach, and I tried this and it seemed to work but it was awkward as shit for me mechanically and I couldn't really keep it up

Tips pls

F O R E S K I N R E S T O R A T I O N

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anyone /foreskin restoration/ here?

get a bigger girl

if you're the biggest dick that's ever been in the pussy, you're in the wrong pussy. keep stepping up

I'm /foregen/ here senpai

Not gonna lie, interested in this. Tired of being a cutfag, cucked at birth.

Is it legit? It seems like it could be bullshit to get dudes to wreck their dicks more

stuff her pantos in her mouth and tell her that she'll get used to it

nah it really works.

it takes ages, but time's gonna pass anyway right? works on the same principles that allow other people to stretch their lips or their ear lobes.

i was cut at birth too, but now i have rollover, and a wet tip at all times. shit's cash

They haven't begun human testing yet.

What resources did you use to get started?

I've seen some crazy ass stretching devices, but I'm not buying shit - want to keep this as secretive as possible

Why do I prefer having a cute girl with average but perky tits voluntarily titfuck me to completion on her chect (me just reclining, relaxing) than any other form of sexual contact?

I mean, preferred even to getting my dick sucked. Seems strange, but I can't really explain it.

holy fuck
this changes everything

how fitting a place to discuss these things.

i used the DTR tugger and it gave the best results, i tried the TLC tugger also.

manual is okay, but it just took a loooong time to get results for me. not trying to shill, but the guy who invented the DTR has pics of his results on his website

>just reclining relaxing
because you have a weak CV system and low test

As much as I prefer not to look at other dudes dicks, I took a look on the site, and those progress pictures look pretty damn hard to fake.

Thanks for the info, brah. Might get started on the journey back to having a normal fucking dick soon.