Piss Veeky Forums off in less than five words... Go!

> Carbs make you fat

OP isn't a retard.

>protein shakes are meme tier

diet coke > water

>Healthy at every size

> girls love muscles

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>Trappy isn't a girl

i'm a big guy 4u

Upper body day erry day.

you rustled me with only one word

>less than five words
>less

>ice cream fitness is best

>Trump won't be president

Manlets, will they ever learn?

Sorry.
*Fewer then

hey Veeky Forums, girl here

FACE, FRAME, HEIGHT

>mike chang is aesthetic

>He counts the bar

Deadlifts are useless shit, senpai.

>nigger dick flavored pudding doesnt give you gains

>she'll never love you

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fuck man

I came here to rage, not to feel.

>mike patton

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I wear basketball shorts

Jokes on you, I'm not pissed! Haha! ha... ha.....
>tfw

Thermodynamics don't real

I don't overeat.

Fat acceptance

>don't real
Whew you're right I did rage

Cardio doesn't kill gains.

Best gyms are in Latvia.

>I only do curls
>I'm vegan
>yes homo

>smug liberal cunt behind him
man I want to hatchet her

zyzz is dead lol

SS + GOMAD is a meme

Fat black lives deserve matter

Liking trannies means you're gay.

Your waifu isnt real

Skinny-fat people have it rough

>Dadbod is in

You know it's true

jokes on you, the sacred deer told me i would find a girl that i like as much as i liked my first love

nigger dick flavored pudding

t. Alcoholic Sami manlet

Pic related: average adult Sami

SPOT REDUCTION

Veganism is a viable choice

triggered

>you will never make it

big macs are 550 calories

The money you spend on supplements is completely wasted

you'd be better off buying roids

fuk u

that's more than 5 words fuckface

>he does squats

every time I feel im making progress im reminded

omg come here pupper everything will be ok just let me love you

>frequent meals for weight loss

>let me love you

No matter how much I gain, I will never hear these words.

Delet this

Her new boyfriend is stronger

>I thought you were taller

alternatively

>wow, your hands are small

probably because it's only said in shitty movies and whatnot

>you'll never make it

stay mad

Cardio kills gains

nobody loves you

>chad's big thundercock pizza

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cutting destroys your gains

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Counting calories and proteins? POINTLESS!

Less is factually correct, you're just jumping on the pedantic bandwagon. Look it up you edgy faggot

I'm a vegan

I just can't stand the taste of water

I will start working out in a few months. I can't right now

but 5'10" is short, breh

Bread= god-tier

i dont lift for women

fat people due purely genetics

>I practice intuitive eating and am a (obeast/lanklet) my genetics prevent me from (gaining/losing) weight

I'm new here. Any advice?

>weighted dips

>I have a fast metabolism

> I just want to tone

I want to be grill

oh shit, read it as 5 or fewer. sorry, I got nothing

Fuck off you faggot once I get big enough she will want me
I mean, she will, right....?

but but maybe she might

>crossfit

5x5 is good

Can you guys scientifically explain why carbs don't make you fat?

ENOUGH

Fuck you mang.

Sad times indeed

You can't, I'm football team