What's this body type called?

What's this body type called?

Weird.

>he fell for the SS (starting scientology) meme

Rich-54-year-old man-who-takes-care-of-himself mode

bad insertion mode

Manlet mode.

Sorry I'm kinda new here, but what's a manlet?

Hahahaha. Good bait bro.

50-year-old-who-occasionally-trains mode

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Someone shorter than 6'3

melting icecream

mash potato mode

small man

Everyone shorter than me.
Also everyone taller is me is a freak of nature and will die of a weak heart when they're 40.

I'll admit to brainlet mode tho, was meant for

Kek. That's exactly what i thought, as i saw this thread.

something inherently wrong with the shape of his core

10/10

Melted candle

a man shorter than his gf in heels

Kc tier

I call it "old guy jacked". It's hard to be aesthetic after you hit 50 once your skin starts to sag and wrinkle (genetic freaks and roiders aside), but you can still tell they lift

old man strong

it's a really good strong body, but he is old and has had a lot of injuries on set over the years.

but for his age he looks good and not unnaturally jacked like a super roider

Exactly

Well put. Agreed

'old manlet'

So if you don't have a gf, you can't be a manlet then?

Would incline bench help? Or at his age would testosterone be too much on the wane?

if you think Tom Cruise isn't CRUISING on some test 90% of the time you're being a silly bitch

I'd bet more stars like him are on low levels of GH than anything to keep the nice skin and youthful look. Hell, they're even talking about women in hollywood taking GH because of the skin benefits

It looks shopped. his midsection is massive.

rest looks alright

Testosterone replacement therapy mode.

Someone whose height is below 50 feet

scoobymode

kek

aging low T manlet

>45 yo soccer player
To preventing you body from looking supermutant you must never lift heavy things injuring your muscles and do cardio.

>starting to sag at 50
m8

That was from 2011. The image I'm posting is from 2012.

The midsection gets wider in older people. Idk why though.

I feel like that's how you would look like if all you did was core work outs

Waiting for someone to Photoshop Chloe moretz's face onto that body while quoting "what went wrong"

Fat deposits develop more readily there as you age.

Vegan

>what is lighting
>what are angles
>what is photoshop
>what is black and white

Someone needs to fotoshop chloe moretz's face on this body.

if you don't have a gf you are a manlet by default

Mini-fridge mode.

ask and thou shalt receive

Thanks babe

fanfuckingtastic!

Well, ok, cool, but at his age could he still build up his upper pecs to offset some of the droopiness you think?

You forgot the boi on the back.

Perfect.

Now we need one on scooby's body

9/10 forgot the boy

Chalupamorph

Fit old man mode. FOMM.

>Fit

this was harder to do

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Kek

kek

Perhaps one with zyzz and/or rich piana?

Chungis mode

Lanklet detected

nice

the L. Ron stole my gains

VANILLA GOLEM GET YE GONE

>45 yo soccer player
thats exactly right.
if you have health professionals at your beck and call for litterly every meal and exercise plan for 20-30 years its ez to look good 24/7

Fuck you people dont seem ot understand how being attractive and making it can be done simply by having money and knowing how to spend it

Thought that was a shopped kinobody shill from the thumbnail lmao

Also just realised greg ogallagher looks kinda like tom cruise's hick cousin

Nigger dick flavoured pudding bod

you did it twice, just end it here and now senpai

more like "old guy that used to be jacked".
after a certain age you just start melting, if you dont stay on top of it your bod is gonna go to shit, a bummer

>beck and call

Thetans took his gains

Not him but thats how you say it

KYS

shoop the kid in please god

You know some grills use 13cm high heels.

You.

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i'm laughin like shit now user