*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
On ne passe pas!

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*blocks your path*
DI QUI NON SI PASSA

AVANTI AVANTI SI SI SI

SI SI SI SI

We do not pass?

Its french grammatical form. "On" here means "you", "on" is only used for "we" in a colloquial way. Read it as "You wont pass"

Taking Russian and french at the same time is fucky, I auto think 'On' as 'he'

Then learn Cyrillic

Completely different languages, but patrician choice user

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jem l'onion frit oyle jem l'onion quan y a bon

Don't mind me, I'm just here for free mustard.

Vive la France!

vive le patrie !

A more appropriate translation would be "no one will pass".

And english has a similar use of we, doesn't it ? As in "well well well, what have we here laddie? "

This meme is great except for the fact you forgot to mention uniform

"Wears bright blue and red to give the enemy a fair chance"

That's true. It probably comes from the same root but I'm not informed enough on linguistics to be able to say

Kraut virgin
>wears grey colours to blend in and not draw any attention

Poilu CHAD
>wears bright blue uniform because it looks cool

>Poilu SZCZAD
ftfy

>20 or so years later

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