Is this achieveable by halloween

is this achieveable by halloween

That makeup only takes a few hours, bro.

Obviously depends on what you are starting from, but most definitely no. Unless you only need to cut

I can't lose muscle that quickly.

What do you look like right now user? Post pic

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Unless you're skelly, that's all you have to do for this. provided you're lifting weights while you're cutting.

10/10

I mean if I quit eating right now this minute I might be able to Auschwitz mode by Halloween.

come on, this guy is pretty jacked

Lol is this satire. Jared Leto is 6 month in the gym and doesn't really know what he's doing mode.

Who is this guy?

he is Le Damaged Man

He looks amazing to be 44

my fucking baby that's who

>jacked
lmao why do I even bother lifting if people think this is jacked?

this dudes been working out for years. granted, cardio is his main source of exercise, and i think some yoga or something. he has a different goal toward fitness than get big, and I'm sure he's content as fuck with his body. unlike you.

I think his workout can be easily found on google

pic related is him years ago

actually a good body, is it touched up for a magazine?

>vegan
no

not totally sure. i googled jared leto, went to images, then there was a link to "jared leto body". doesnt look touched up to me, but it definitely looks mid-workout, pumped, especially his abs

Screw that mode, where do I find a tattoo artist that talented and creative?

you wanna be a handsome HONKA HONKA, OP?

imagine being the make-up artist having to redo that shit for every shot with his shirt off. i doubt they could shoot all that in one day

It's very old picture, about 7 years at the very least. Leto is getting older obviously and lost some body mass for his role in Dallas Buyers Club.

Because you don't lift for others

those "hahaha" tattoos are cringey, who the fuck comes up with those designs

he's supposed to be mentally instable, I think it fits the bill

probably temporary tattoos or stencils

it's something that some fag on deviantart would come up with

LOL he has haha tattooed on his chest so insane and zany, what a madman!

Artist: What tattoo do you want?

Leto Joker: I want “HA HA HA” on my chest.

Artist: Okay.

Leto Joker: Because I’m a bit mad!

Artist: I said okay.

hes the fucking joker, what the fuck should he have tattooed on himself?

idk

He has been a vegan for 20 years and it shows in his fuk boi physique.

>implying leto doesn't have millions of women fawning over him
>implying 90% of Veeky Forums wouldn't kill for his physique
>implying

id love to see jason blaha as the joker
he would make a sick joker imo
just imagine jason as the joker would be instand 100 on rottentomatoes and imdb

Exactly what I thought

>>implying leto doesn't have millions of women fawning over him
attention whores who dont give a fuck about him and just want to ride the celebrity train
>>implying 90% of Veeky Forums wouldn't kill for his physique
Low body fat and maybe a year of working out, anyone who would kill for that is just lazy.

>44 years old
Not bad at all, probably not unless you already have babby gains

>implying what i said is at all untrue in any way

>I think his workout can be easily found on google

Does it involve curling your own shin? Or maybe punching the air?

Don't know... Green color might be sold out already. You should have started sooner

John Wayne once told Ron Howard that if he wanted to look menacing, he should keep is mouth closed.

I wish someone had told Leto that.

from what i gather, it's cardio, yoga, hiking, and snowboarding. i wouldnt doubt theres some swimming or light lifting in there. he's been vegan/vegetarian for twenty years, but he has the money for an optimal diet in that category; probably why he looks so young. and im sure he takes care of the b12 and other deficiencies that diet can cause

>2016
>want to be stupid joker
>not want to be leetle horny scoolgirl
Bro u mad?
no homo, but I'd like to be scoolgirl, or secretsry, kek

I would need to buy tainted Chinese opiates to get rhabdo
But yeah sure

>suicide squad cosplay

but the movie is fucking terrible

The comedian

So, if this body is the same as mine at 6foot5 when i hardly exercise and eat average, did i win the genetic lotto?

would you guys recommend this as a halloween costume? Would be nice to find a qt Harley Quinn to spend the night with and you get to be topless

paul allen

Nothing, why would a psychopathic crime lord who spends every moment trying to create havoc stop and take a few hours out of his day together tattoos that are a pun on his name

>implying

...

If you have enough money for the tattoos, yes.

Jimi Hendrix, of course

>don't eat
>don't workout
>don't go outside
>don't drink water
>don't do anything
yeah ez mode

i'm a big dc fan and even i admit suicide squad was shit.

But then he can't show off his 3edgy5me joka grillz.

Is a shitty movie achievable by halloween? Yes.

Nothing? Does he really seem like the type of guy who's going to sit there for hour while some moron writes "ha" on him thirty times?

His gf did them

John Wayne is a hack with terrible advice

In the movie this is from he has them when she's still just his doctor.

Dαмαgє∂

Tbh I haven't even seen the movie lol

Sorry to break it to you dude but you can't "achieve" that, you're either born gay like the joker or you aren't

Puddin

Sure, do the following routine:

make mom freak x f

of all the tattoos this is the one that bothered me, Joker would never write damaged on his forehead, he thinks hes already perfect

>yeah im a little bit cray-zeh, a little bit fuckd up

Fund it

These tats are before he fell into the acid that bleached his skin. This joker was a criminal before he turned prince of crime. It's like people think there is only one way to play the joker.

those tattoos are all boring and placed weird. it doesnt look good together