How to achieve conor mcgregor mode?

How to achieve conor mcgregor mode?

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have no body fat and do some bodyweight shit

lift

High reps, low weight, stretching, fighting, cardio

pick up the weights
put down the fork

Pretty much this just do bodyweight and don't eat a lot

Include touch-butt and tapping out in your routine

>touch-butt
kek

Be a Mick

1x1 get fucked by nate diaz

movement training with Ido Portal.

Some touchbutt in the park too

>do some pushups
>suit up for tour de france
>forget your shirt

all set

>bodyweight shit
>that thigh sweep

I know it's not insane, but c'mon brah.

Eat taters

Building muclez is easy when you're a manlet

10/10

be really short, angry, and irish.

>suit up for tour de france
>forget your shirt

fucking made me laugh, i fucking wish i had the ability to say funny witty things.

>done

>cut your shins off
>3 steaks
>don't learn jiu jitsu

>stop growing when you're 13
>mewvement 3x10
>beat up some children

>Be Irish manlet
>Search far and wide for manlets even smaller than you and fight them to boost your ego
>Get fucked by 6ft Nate Diaz in your first fight against a normal-sized opponent

Time will teach you how to be funny newfriend

>conor is a brown belt
>doesn't know bjj
pick 1 and only 1

sauce?

1x2 in just 10 days

whats this from

not really a fair fight imo

nate has that retard strength on his side

Play touchbutt with Ido Portal

>it wasn't a fair fight because he's taller and stronger!
>no one has ever beat someone bigger and stronger!
Thanks for the input, coach Kavanagh

You fucking stupid idiot baby

he didn't even say anything about height you dense mother fucker. stop trying to shit on someone just for the sake of shitting on someone.

>hurr durr muh fedor jerk off

get a life. if you knew anything about mma his fight vs nate is retarded because of weight. nate comes in much heavier than conor and conor has never fought someone that big before.

retard strength was referring to the strength that retards naturally posses

youtube.com/watch?v=Rf3qGx6Z8wM

>Calisthenics can't give you legs!
>B-but it works if you're a manlet!!

>m-muh weight
Those are some nice opinions, Conor. If it was such an unfair fight how come Conor completely ruled the first round and the start of the second until he got one-twoed? Face it, nerd. He got beat the fuck up by a stoner vegan beaner and he's gonna get beat up again in ten days because he has awful ground game and a weak ass chin

>hurr just some bodyweight exercises
>durr cardio
Dat newbie delusion.

You guys are fucking idiots. He's 70kg+ at 175cm height. He's close to his natural limit.
This is what natty lifting looks like.

Get some perspective or you'll end up depressed because you don't look like your favorite fitness youtuber.

>play touch butt with some dork in the park
>suck Papa Dana's cock

What is the source

Good song

jesus christ did you even watch the web.m the dude literally calls her "sailor warrior akko"

...

My body is ready

Fucking manlets, WWTL?

Lanklets jelly of manlet gains amd strength. nothing new m8

>tfw conor beats the shit out of that lanklet every sparring session
>tfw taller guys don't stand a chance

Kek, true though

tbf senpai

They weighed within a pound of each other in the fight, and it was Conor's decision to go up in weight. He trained for that weight. It was as fair as a fight gets.

eat Diaz's cum

Schaub is God

that critter's got a shitter