Tfw no Veeky Forums bf

>tfw no Veeky Forums bf

>tfw no passable trap bf

>tfw ywn be small and qt enough to trap

...

same

>tfw no Veeky Forums bf to spot you and give you a cheeky kiss between sets
>tfw no Veeky Forums bf to carry you up the stairs after pushing yourself on leg day
>tfw no Veeky Forums bf to believe in you and keep you in line when you're cheating on your diet too much or not putting in enough of an effort in the gym
>tfw no Veeky Forums bf to make girls jealous knowing they'll never fuck either of you
>tfw no Veeky Forums bf to make nearly a decade of loneliness and depression worthwhile

no homo

>implying traps are ever passable naked

>tfw no ex 400 lb fatty bf to be floppy with together

pls stop ;__;

>implying that's the point
>implying you fuck them naked

Git gud

bf meens best friendo right?

do not confront me with reality ever again.

Will gay guys please leave the straight girl thread?

>all I want in life is to be a qt house trap but I'm too tall, have large hands, too square of a face, and broad shoulders

I just want a Veeky Forums gf to workout with and squat. Since it's rude to approach people while they're working out, where would be a good place to find such people?

>inb4 start rock climbing

No

George Noorys Paranormal Dating website.

tfw fit qt guy at the gym never talks to u
tfw see him everyday at the gym every time u r there, 5 days a week

help me

>tfw qt approached me in the gym
>she saw me wearing my scrubs and asked if I was a nurse (I am)
>newly fit so still a sperg around attractive women
>somehow held my shit together while she asked me a couple questions
>she smiled and thanked me and said "see you around sometime."

How should I feel about this lads?

Literally all you have to do is just show up and don't be fat.

tfw ur gay

but the guy I lost weight for doesn't want me
he encouraged me to do it in the first place

>tfw first girlfriend broke up with me after four years
>we were both slightly overweight but far from fat
>turned my pain into gains
>started lifting and exercising to take my mind off of it
>now fit and moderately successful while working on my masters
>she blew up like a balloon and has a minimum wage job and three kids with the alcoholic she left me for

i didn't realize this was a feel i had

Fags need to die.

this meme needs to die
>implying no females on Veeky Forums

you're ugly

stop ;_;

>tfw lifting will never make up for being ugly

>refuses to try GOMAD
>won't try weight gainers
>tfw bf is a skeleton but you love him anyway

...

sauce

dropped your
>nohomo

> tfw no Veeky Forums bf to make girls jealous knowing they'll never fuck either of you

I want this feel too.

What.

Can't believe my day is ruined by a post on a Finnish ice fishing exchange forum.

Iktf breh

>happy with relationship
>can get a relationship
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hero

>tfw so close to qt gf
>tfw know ill fuck it up somehow and end up going back to fucking tinder sluts

Wait, how are either of these a problem?
If you fuck up (aparently) youre not gonna be alone so what are you complaining about?

Cause I want a qt gf who I can cuddle with and take on dates user

Don't get me wrong fucking tinder slurs has its place but it gets old
>invite over
>have a few drinks
>fuck
>kick her out
>have protein shake and shit post on Veeky Forums

I-I just want love and affection :'(

Well friend, you got that so make sure you dont fuck up
My point is fucking tinder sluts is a good thing, imagine if you were left alone unable to find any girl again

Just dont fuck up mate, get your shit together

Yeah I know if worst comes to worst I have tinder sluts on the back burners.. I'm trying my best user hopefully I'll finally achieve that qt gf

Has anyone used Surge? Is it good? I'm trying to find a good alternative to grindr.

pic unrelated

why would you care?

Youll miss those sluts once you get a gf

I have love and affection and want to go back to fucking sluts

this is a thread for girls.

Maybe I will user but that's a risk I'm willing to take
Why user?? is your girl not slutty enough in bed?

>implying most people on this board aren't single and ready to fucking die

Both men and women here have them feels amiga. I miss her just like you miss him

>girls

>dat pic
MOAR
O
A
R

To real. :(

This fucking image, holy fuck

Why would gay dudes wanna make girls jelous?

>tfw no Veeky Forums gf to push yourself with and hit PR's
>tfw no one gives a shit when you hit a PR
>tfw no post-workout cuddle

>implying there're females on Veeky Forums

>Tfw I made my bf start lifting with me

get out

>fit smart bro be turns into neet skinny fat loser.
>cheats with uggos.
>manipulative and unpleasant.

Grass is always greener..

iktf

ITT: We roleplay as grills who can't get bf's

Serious question though to the
>girls
of fit who can't get boyfriends. What in your opinion is preventing you from finding a bf? This board and site is riddled with dudes who can't find ladies, for reasons that I think are generally well documented and understood. Thus I am genuinely curious to what you attribute your lack of dating success.

Faggots and trannies aren't girls, this question isn't directed at you. I am only interested in the opinion of people who were born with vaginas, not the mutilated or mentally ill degenerates.

Kill me.

>Tfw when stomach flue and havent been able to eat properly for 4 days

Just put a bullet in my skull, I can feel the muscles melting away

>Believing the GOMAD meme

Don't do it bro.

Women are the worst.

>Implying CBT isn't a conspiracy by us to watch qt guys

That's what bros are for

>That's what bros are for
>cuddle and take on dates

tfw no bf to call you a good girl

real friends

how many of us

>not wanting a cuddlebear
>not wanting to split the bill
I pity you user

>I am only interested in the opinion of people who were born with vaginas, not the mutilated or mentally ill degenerates.
>Implying difference

Mutilated here meaning 'MtF transgendered faggots' while I was referring to 'cross dressing Trap faggots'as mentally ill degenerates. Just wanted to make it clear.

>tfw no Tranoy Cresva bf

What about ftms? They have vaginas, are mutilated and are mentally ill degenerates. Flawed logic is flawed.

>tfw the guy you like has a gf and is probably banging her every night

>Since it's rude to approach people while they're working out,
Fucking beta pussy, if you catch a girl checking you out at the gym she's literally BEGGING you to hit her up what the fuck is this mentality
If you're too scared to be rude to hit on chicks you're never getting any pussy you fagboy bitch

>iktf

Life hurts

Just find a bf that loves you

my gf doesn't know that feel brah

>tfw the guy you liked disappeared from your life forever and never knew how you felt