God mode

Oh in sorry I did not realize you trained, I didn't put my bifocals on.

you need a chin + jaw implant

I eat around 5000 calories a day

What did you eat yesterday?

then something must be wrong with you unless you are running like 50 miles a day

That's full steroid mode more like it

god mode

for you

Oats with six eggs
Two whole chicken breasts brown rice
Protein shake
Salmon with spinach and a sweet potato
Two whole chicken breasts brown rice
Steak with baked potato and two slices of whole wheat bread

I run like 10 miles every Sat

Do you do intense cardio?

That's not God mode that's heart attack mode
I'm not trying to die in a sauna

pussy

You will never achieve God mode outside the sauna then you vagina

This is the physique I'm after

Whoops that's just another picture of me my bad lol

Sauna? Wtf bro who said anything about this
So what I should do a cycle?
Like test and dbol maybe Idk anything about juice

pussy

You have two options

Quit being a "I don't want to get too big :^^^^^^^^>" faggot and lift cause there is no other way you can get a chest that big in a timely manner

If you take roids then you will actually get 2big for normies because that's what the 2big people take

Lol no

This is the physique I'm after

>that feel when you nearly have this physique

Bro I bench 2 pl8 aren't I big enough already

>Lmao2pl8
you are like a little baby

Whoops I guess my download folder isn't working properly lol

"Hey bane, can I get a spot?"

Almost almost

2 pl8 bro that's a lot
Opera is not a little baby

Troll.

You won't get fitness model or even underwear model upperbody without getting near 3plate.

Also, if you're over 6'0 make that 3.5plate.

looks like youre 22 gold medals away

BTW he has gotten two duis I'm not degenerate scum like phelps

ha

Bro I can hit like 2.5 are you saying I'm not underwear/fitness model material?

Quit doing cardio you run your gains off

How tall are you

5'11
I want to keep doing cardio because it's good for your heart

>5'11" king of manlets

Fucking manlets

when will they learn?

The only muscle a true bodybuilder neglects is his heart.

OK so I'm a manlet so what Matt oguscake and Jeff seid are doing well

>I'm not degenerate scum like phelps
If the entire world had to choose between your shitty existence and Phelp's, literally not even your parents would choose you over him.

You're genetic filth compared to Phelps

So what are you saying I'm not a "true bodybuilder" because I want to take care of my heart

...

Yeah

This is a bodybuilder

That's why my parents never divorced

looking like a sexy gay gogoboy ;)

Troll/10

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Veeky Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Veeky Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

What's reddit?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ok so some Internet fag clearly hijacked my thread I'd like to know how close I am to God mode I think I'm fairly close

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

How to achive Carl mode?

This is the physique I'm after

Honestly, if I could get to frank-zane tier naturally I wouldn't want to touch roids anyway, because to me that body type is entirely ideal. Right now I'd be happy to make lazar-angelov tier, but that's nowhere near Frank Zane.

Disgusting

Daily reminder that this is a 10/10 in America

>if I could get to frank-zane tier naturally
you should have stfu after writing that, cos it clearly shows how little you know, never mind your mention of that bearded faggot.

My bulk is closer to this mode than most cookie cutters here kek

Tfw God mode unlocked

>jealousy
Frank Zane had the best body of any major bodybuilder at the time when he was in his prime, nobody and nothing came close, not even arnold.

This is the physique I'm after

T. 20 foot tall abomination

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Yeah bro, I know a dude who picked up a 135 poon barbell and woke up as a bodybuilder the next day. Gotta be careful dog.

B but he said whole wheat

Mirin dem 5432g of carbs per slice

Well you see I'm already pretty fuckin swole not trying to blow up crazy big you know?

This is the physique I'm after

This is the physique I'm after

his fingers are that strong because carl has been fingerblasting pussy since 2003

Girl here
I think you already look great and godly
This is literally what me and most of my friends like/want

Congrats you did great

Looks like op made it

Yeah, lmao. About a 2/10 here in the UK.

How all knowing are you? How infinite are you? Created any life recently? Any worshipers?

Prove it

>saves picture from facebook
>pretends to be someone else on autistic polynesian coconut crushing image-board

Yass

If i took you off the roids would you die?

How do you know
It could be him forreal

Kek. What are calves?

The gastrocnemius and soleus muscles taper and merge at the base of the calf muscle. Tough connective tissue at the bottom of the calf muscle merges with the Achilles tendon. The Achilles tendon inserts into the heel bone

Yass

This is the physique I'm after

So basically you believe anything on the internet. Fuck this, Veeky Forums has way too many stupid niggers.