Itt things normies say:

> count your macros or you won't be able to manage your weight

>I don't wanna lift user
>I'll turn into some freaskish monster
>I try to eat healthy but it doesn't work for me
>*sips large sugar filled coffee from starbucks*
>you shouldn't work out so much it's not good for you
>you shouldn't be so shallow user, she's just a "couple" pounds overweight
>lol I'm fat and lazy and I eat junkfood and drink beer and soda all day while doing no exercise possible while you kill yourself at the gym and it's funny because I'm going to die young so check out my silly t shirt that expresses this
>wanting to fuck boys dressed like girls IS gay, user

>nigger dick flavoured pudding is bad for your health

>wanting to fuck boys dressed like girls IS gay, user

So much this. Come on mom it increases me test by 20%

>Tfw flip ladyboy wanted to date me
>Sent me pics of her round supple ass everyday as motivation
>Decided I wanted to date a 'real' girl instead
Holy shit biggest mistake ever

>wanting to fuck boys dressed like girls IS gay, user

Even if they have a very feminine penis?

holy shit what a faggot I'll laugh at you all day for missing such a chance

You're telling me you wouldn't cream a hot boipussy?
> What are you, fucking gay?

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christ, imagine being so fat that you cant reach your opposite waist. What the fuck

i've heard people say they don't wanna get big so they won't lift heavy

lmao they are 10 years away from being big why the fuck are they worried about that

cardio does make you fit and healthy, doing cardio is probably one of the most beneficial things for your health.

that being said I dislike cardio and haven't been for a run in forever

Fuck, brah.

I would Columbine whatever group said that to me. Insecure fat skunks.

>I'll start soon, I just gotta -*insert excuse here*

My family. They're all obese.

>maybe

>wanting to fuck boys dressed like girls IS gay, user

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>I can this eat this much and not get fat
>Wait you've never kissed a girl?
>You drink other mens semen with milk?

>Oh, you look good, user! You must exercise like crazy!
>Lifting weights? Oh, I don't know, I don't wanna get manly...

>user, ANIMAL protein is bad for you, instead eat this sugary cookies as your breakfast

All i want in life is to get fit and when asked by the usual normie "damn user you're huge, what do you do to become that big?" to respond "just some pushups and cardio bro" and see their reaction

>wanting to fuck boys dressed as girls IS gay
it is faggot

>say i literally need to eat more calories/protein daily because of my tdee

"okay we all know you're amazing can you stop bragging?"

>the rock is natty

But it's not though

I already do this
>wow user, you're so fit, do you work out?
>yeah I guess, I sometimes do push-ups at home etc.

>actually I exercise 7 days a week

What's wrong with that?
A friend of mine asked me that questions and I told him about HIIT. He picked up on the idea right away and thought it was pretty cool.

>7 days a week
What gear you on?

this is one is just cancer

The classic:
>I don't want to get too big
Silly things where he just picks one random "good diet choice" but still fucks around otherwise
>I'm trying to avoid salt
(while drinking a large dunkin donuts iced coffee with cream and sugar)
>creatine will just make you big but not strong. I wouldn't want to get that big but not be able to lift heavy
(while lifting with shitty form because he is going about 20lbs heavier than he can manage)

normies say this to me all the time

I know that feel bro, only healthy person in a family of obese fucks

>you have to eat meat or you'll die a slow and painful death!
I'm already dying a slow and painful death, retard. It's called "life"

> Two penises
>Not gay
wew lad

>movie stars dont do steroids, they have personal trainers

>one piece of cake isn´t gonna make you fat

> I will join the gym too
> I just don't have time
> I will after I finish my "whatever life stage"
> before i hit the gym, I need to study diets
>you need to drink water between sets

a friend of mine is terrified of going to the gym because shes afraid of the "bros at they gym"

just ignore them bitch

It's not gay if a dick doesn't end up in your ass.

>tfw family keeps stuffing food in my mouth and have to say no

I love you mom and I'm thankful, but when I say I really shouldn't eat more, I mean it. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'll wrap up the food and eat it later.

>tfw go to the gym at 4AM (apartment gym)
>only one there
>that awkward moment when some other autist like me comes in to lift at 4AM in the morning

...What?

Aside from your horrid grammer, there's nothing wrong with that.

I know it's been this way forever, but why is Veeky Forums so fucking gay?

Fuck that, I KNOW I'm better than my fatass toxic family.

grammer.

That's true. If you just build muscle without stretching, flexibility, and cardio you WILL be slower.

That very much looks male even without the penis. The narrow hip, that fridgemode midsection and very manly belly button all scream male. If you're attracted to.this, you're straight up gay

>Eggs are terrible for you and your heart
>I always buy Margarine instead of butter to save some calories

the girl I'm dating is full of grill logic it's bonkers

> "you were chubby a year ago haha"
> "yeah I lost 15lbs"
> "wow! what did you cut?"
> "...calories"
> "wtf no like what foods"

> "user how do I get a squat booty?"
> "eat and squat more"
> "but I can't eat very much..."
> "there isn't really any other way"
> "wtf why are you such an asshole"

Our bodies evolved around using meat, this is true, albiet perhaps a bit out of proportion in that statement. But you will not perform at peek efficiency unless you fuel your body the way its evolved to fuel itself for thousands of years.

It isn't. There's ~3500 Cal in a lb of fat. Cake has like 500-1000 Cal a slice. You're quite literally not going to get fat from a piece of cake

They do have personal trainers. You also can't confirm any steroid use, and whining about it just makes you seem like an insecure jelly bitch more than anything else. Worry about yourself

So your answer is to belittle her and disregard any of her concerns? Assholes like you are probably whats convincing her not to go. Seriously so many of you are assholes and don't even take into consideration what its like for someone different than yourself.

>i don't want to get as big as you

Grammar isn't the same thing as spelling/auto correct, if that's what you're implying.

>"If you have sex with men at the gym you're gay!"

>girl logic
>kill yourself

There's plenty of guys that think that way, and plenty of girls that don't. And why are you so desperate and pathetic enough to be with someone you disagree with so much? Sane people break up when they realize their partner has major ideals that deviate greatly from their own.
>trying to mask your own pathetic desperation by hating on half the worlds population
Seriously, kys

Hnnnnnng

> believing in meme diet tricks is a 'MAJOR IDEAL'

easy there user

buzzfeed is literally the worst

>everyday men try fbi fitness test
>all pussy uncoordinated faggots and a literal transgender who's idea of fitness is sucking cock for cardio
>literally the opposite of everyday men

>everyday women try fbi fitness test
>all memer crossfit women who workout regularly

also, in that pic the model's arm isn't longer, it just doesn't have to cover as much distance.

Ahahahahahahah

>You only lost weight because you starved yourself

Good2no

you're an idiot.

WELL DUH

t. Whitney Way Thore

I never understood this, normies say that's why they don't go to the gym all the time.

When I first went I could barely bench the bar for 10 reps (and I'm a male), all the biggest guys at the gym have always been very friendly and helpful. The closest thing to "bros" are the high school kids who come in groups of 5 to bench press for two hours straight and do some curls and then leave.

>An entire gallon of milk EVERY day? user, there's no way that is healthy

>Protein powder is all chemicals. Just eat chicken or something

that´s not the point. it is about people giving you food advice when they know nothing about nutrition or sports. i can train off a whole cake no problem, i just don´t like sweet foods
>these people know i run marathons and have seen me eating three big macs in a row yet they think i avoid cake because of being afraid to gain weight

because there's an image of gyms being places where men specifically go to see scantily dressed women (who are usually in shape and attracted and thus go to a gym to find in shape attractive guys) and to hit on them.

You going to a gym is completely different than that user's female friend going to the gym.

That's funny because the only person I've met who goes to the gym to see attractive people is a fat girl (though I guess she's normal weight for the US) who does cardio and complains about not losing weight, but loves to check out the guys lifting.

She even complains when people "check her out" at grocery stores, which I find hard to believe actually happens.

>HUE HUE HUE HUE LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M MAKING FUN OF THE US AGAIN HUE HUE HUE THEY'RE SO FAT!!!

I am American though, and we are pretty fat. She is pretty fat and yet is considered to be normal by the people around me. Even the people who aren't fat will often be >30% bodyfat.

Why are you so triggered by this?

It's only gay if you make eye contact

top kek

just admit that you're gay, faggot

Your country is like 70% fat why you getting mad for

literally an ex roommate of me. And then he sat every evening in his room wathing cartoons for 2-3 hours straight

he also had a candy stash hidden in his room

he's part of the 70%

Talking to normies I've learned to lie to fit in without even thinking about it.
>How's it going user? At work
Not too bad
>How's the mental health? From doctor
No problems doc
>Never think of self harm?
Nope

Reading comprehension gains may be just what you need m8

a friend of mine who also lifts told me once
> 500 gramms of low fat curd cheese everyday? that can't bea healty.

> that many milk products will make you fat

he didn't show any stdudy to back it up, also im counting calories and weight every food I eat

>girls dont like guys with muscle

Perfect male body is impossible without some form of weight training, bodyweight or lifting

>you're just young, you're metabolism is gonna catch up to you eventually

There is a lot of estrogen in most dairy products. They are more than likely very unhealthy for you.

you forgot to greentext that.

If you're trying to lose weight an extra 500-1000 calories can negate 1-2 days of work.

They are trying to sabatage you and just because one piece won't make you fat doesn't mean it will help a fat person trying to better themselves.

>friend asks me for a good routine
>2 months later ask him how it's going
>"I just have no time man, there's too much homework and too much studying and too much clubs"
>*lays around like a piece of shit for 3 hours doing nothing but playing vidya or watching soccer game*

Normies are so lazy