JAWLINE MAKE UP ON FLEEK

Nu-male detected
Its a principe you wont understand

Stoner here, it's a popular term among us and other fuckboys but I haven't heard it elsewhere

>can't think of an answer
>ad hominem's as a response
cuck

>tfw girls who dress this way make my dick diamonds
>tfw they are usually mean and make my spaghetti boil over
>tfw just want a nice qt gf that wears chokers that will let me put stuff in her ass
dammit sarah from tinder why did you set the bar so high

Yes they have, but they're saying it ironically. Would not be surprised if millennials started picking up Shakespearian English in the next 6 months "because it would be hilariously ironic."

>YAASSSS SLAY QUEEEN!!

WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END LADS?!

>JAWLINE MAKE UP ON FLEEK
>SAVAGE ASF BRUH SLAY

whats this?

>being intimidated and spilling spaghetti over this

these are literally the female versions of skinny, trendy, fuckboys. Just realize that they have no personality and hide that behind whatever trend is edgy but acceptable enough to not make them a total outcast.

>everybody around me is being a sissy manchild wearing skinnyjeans posting memes
Says the tampon boy whining abt it on Veeky Forums

I only really hear it/occasionally say it when talking about how big or strong something is (not the "cool" fat)

It's a stoner thing for sure. Like "I just picked up a fat sack of kush" (meaning it was big)

but then you could also apply it to weights I guess: that was a fat ass deadlift

or pokemon: I evolved an evee today, it turned into a fat 1730 vaporeon.

Go out with my friends wearing a pair of old Adidas sambas, plain red t-shirt and a pair of Levis 511's
I dress weird apparently, coming from a few guys wearing shit like OP's pic
pic related

>be an adult? how does it hurt you if other people are playing games or watching the kardashians?
>actually endorsing this faggotry

Humanity is doomed thanks to cucks like you

I think it's funny and pretty interesting how something as meaningless and innocuous as that dog filter has become such a symbol and identifier of a person's identity in our culture.

>Go out with my friends wearing a pair of old Adidas sambas, plain red t-shirt and a pair of Levis 511's
sounds like a good look, especially if you look like you lift. your friend is probably skinny and depends on his clothes to make up for his lack of physique and personality right?

why, do you even have an argument or do you only know how to call people names?

i don't like pokemon go or the kardashians, but why does it matter if other people do?

don't bother its just some autist mad he can't get laid

your post did show some nu male logic. You clearly are unable to understand

It doesn't matter to me, I just worry for the future of mankind as people become more and more attached to their phones, social media and vacuous celebrities

you're like jeb bush getting BTFO'd by sicc BANTER

YAAAAAASSS YOU GO GIRL

being an idiot and having stupid opinions that you can't even justify is considered banter?

who cares?
leave society and go live in a cabin if that scares you so much
or better yet move to a 3rd world country.

Smh desu senpai

that makes a lot of sense, but how do i bang them?

Tbh that kind of girl is going to be shallow and mean. Unless you're a good accessory for her and improve her social media status in some way, good luck.

[spoiler]be really hot or have a yacht[/spoiler]

>unless you're a good accesory to them to increase their social media attention

My gf was exactly like those girls
I am a person without social media apps and dislike instagram snapchat etc

Is this one of the reasons she left me without a real reason?

Could be. Was she two or three years younger than you?

How the f

I was 20 she 17

is there a trick to dealing with shallow people in general? i only ask because i'm surrounded by them in college. btw thanks for answering dude

I mean, you're both children, don't take that personally but it's true. Her moreso than you, and yes that shit actually matters to girls like that.

Keep them at a "have fun with them" level and don't think you can actually lean on them if you need support. You'll have enough of a relationship that you can network but it won't really cost you much besides showing up.

Makes me think about it

She would film herself quite a lot I disliked it so much

Snapchat story every single day..she probably lived inside her phone and thought social media was real life. She found me strange for not having snapchat.. BUT THE POPULAR KIDS HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA LOOK AT DRAKE ETC

fuck me i still miss her bedn 8 months

Lol

why don't you have snapchat?
You should have joined social media but do it in your way. you don't have to act like them

I literally just snapchat myself taking a piss

I dont see the point of it
I think its pretty feminine and beta to film yourself all day asking attention

I mean who did I need attention from? I had my gf right?

>I think its pretty feminine and beta to film yourself all day asking attention
I guess people filming squat tutorials are idiots in your eyes right?

Post a picture of you OP. Most of the time people who complain on the internet all the time are the losers and the awful looking little shits

Those people film that with a purpose are you dumb

Here dude

So whats stopping you from doing that on snapchat also?

niiiiice :D

Yep

>I think its pretty feminine and beta to film yourself all day asking attention

I don't have instagram or twitter but I do use snapchat. It's mostly just to send quick, stupid banter to my friends that I wouldn't want to be permanent. I'll occasionally put up stories but they're pretty much never of myself - just something I thought was cool or funny and I want the ~40 people on my friend list to maybe take a look at. Snapchat is the chillest and lowest stakes form of social media imo, which is why it appeals to me I guess

>Kardashian
>ass
Her ass looks literally pig disgusting.
How much of a pleb does one have to be to like this?