Ideal thread

Ideal thread.
Do you think you'll ever make your ideal, Veeky Forums?
I'll never have my ideal hair because my male pattern baldness is at III vertex right now and I'm only 26.
I'll never get ideal gf, for obvious reasons.

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Get hair transplant senpai

If I ever achieve the financial stability for it, I just fucking might.

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What do you mean that girl will never exist?

Move to some hipster-heavy city (which will work for your desired style as well, I guess). I used to live in the "trendy" part of Minneapolis, and now live in Seattle. Chicks like those are a dime a dozen. You just have to really be into cuck-tier progressive politics, though.

Ideal gf is apolitical and does not subscribe to cuck-tier progressive politics.

What program do I need to make this?

might be tougher then, sorry

Sorry buddy, this thread is only for the elites that can afford photoshop.

Some user on here posted some hair care health for people with male-pattern baldness. I've been following some of it and even though it's been a few weeks it's definitely helped.

>make a concoction out of garlic/onion juice and apple cider vinegar
>apply daily
>use rogaine
>derma-roll your scalp with 1 mm needles once a week

In the beginning of July I'd lose handfuls of hair after running a comb through it, anytime I touched it my fingers would come away with 1 or 2 stray hairs.

Just 3 weeks in and I lose on average 3 hairs when combing, and I can run my fingers through my hair without tugging anything out.

youtube.com/watch?v=GBYusnB22Pc

This dude has a youtube channel dedicated to showing his progress and the techniques he uses. It's a bit of extra work every day, but it actually does seem to work.

>use rogaine
Rogaine is a meme.
>Apply every day forever
>Makes the hair I applied it to greasy as fuck, only highlighting my bald spot
>Gives me dandruff in the area you applied it to
It's just trading one unappealing aspect of your hair for another.

You taste defines you as a decent person. Props to you

I may never find my big booty asian gf and it makes me sad. But I never give up hope.

your goal body can be attained by not eating and doing some push ups

My ideal is who I am right now. I'm working to better myself which is all I want to be - someone who improves. Anything more than that is pointless and brings only negative feelings. Why long for tomorrow, knowing it will always be a day away?

Best girl coming through

is that the girl that did the itaots cosplay?

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That's some cool hair, what's it called?

This is more like it. 8/10 dat aesthetic lifestyle

I'm balding too rogaine definitely helps

Use the foam no dandruff and not greasy. Also balding is hard but you can get a transplant and even if you don't it's not a death sentence I sill get layed just stay Veeky Forums

Did I ever tell you.. the definition.. of.. being a fucking flaming faggot?

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lemon helps a lot your hair, and vitamin A, also garlic

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The acorn

Dude.. Come on man

>brandwhore
Yeah, you never will make it brah

this made me lol

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>teehee

hahahahaha this is my favorite fucking one, hell yea brother!

Does this mean you want to date a cosplayer?

>ideal fashion is pajamas

I explain:
> Body: I'm more bulky and I want to get some fineness (I working in weekends as magician)
> Hair: I was bald, I'm bald and I will be bald. I just like it
> Style: Simple outfits and jackets are always my style
> Girlfriend: Maybe pic related show more. Hayley Mills looks like one of my ex and I'm looking for that looks. Picture added before was just too cute to not include

What the fuck is that first pic that looks fucking terrible

Is it you?

russian girls are nice

Not really. It's just i find Enji Night attractive

i think he already aware if the fact that he likes cock user.

What's with all these dumb cunts posing multiple different styles and girls. If you can't pick one then you don't have an ideal.

>wanting to dress like new money
Typical pleb mentality

we almost there brahs

nice hairstyle

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My negroe

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>meme style and hair
enjoy not being a sheeple
>implying you know enough about style to wear le classy suits everyday without looking like a tryhard

white women age like shit and make up your mind with your ideal body faggot
>dressing like a manchild
surprisingly decent
boring as fuck
degenerate
>buying overpriced shit means i have taste
>white women
cmon nigger
best one
okay i guess
fuck off gook
ebin beard fags
decent
kys butch

Can you post this template?

Don't have.

>thinking anyone here is going to care about you criticizing them like this

For some reason I can't quite hit that level of arm muscle. I do mostly curls and use pretty much every machine and workout that doesn't involve overextending my knees (I injured my right knee and it never healed properly). Is there anything else I should be doing/eating to get these arms? Because I want them.

I want them so bad.

I'll be here one day...

saw it in the cosplay thread yesterday

it's called Prince Devitt, a WWE actor. there are way too many cucks on Veeky Forums

the only option

>kys butch
nah desu senpai

This.

Yo great style but bald isnt great

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wife material
>tfw you will never be dom by strong woman with her feet

Nah, I would rather have lesser arms than roid up. But you make your point.

I read this comment chain in reverse and I found it hilarious comparing your unwillingness to "roid up" with your goal arms.

10/10 never post again

Aside from learning german, your ideal girl is my actual girlfriend. Although I had to meet her on OKcupid because the dating scene here is shit.

Feels pretty good brah.

It may be what it takes to get them, but I'm not putting that shit in my body. I respect myself too much to do that, sorry if you think otherwise.

I would rather keep building up my workouts and diet and earn what I am through that hard work than have results I have to cheat for.

Please marry me.

I feel like I'm probably too old for Veeky Forums judging by all of these and others I've seen.

>tfw finally got my busty, pale white kinky gf who is gonna get into my lactation fetish with me at the end of October

Life is good.

>Do you think you'll ever make your ideal, Veeky Forums?
Everything but the girl, really.

>wants someone who is chubby but wants to lose weight

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Today I will remind them

>that ideal girl

holy complexes batman

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Everybody has their own ideal, you autistic fuck. That's the point of this thread, for people to share what they "like"

this

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>girl

>black girl
>Peter Steele as ideal man

wew lad. i would be friends with you tbqh

>bliss and becky

good taste desu

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>bald black girls lusting for huge viking-looking white guys with long hair
sweet orca of mallorca, my obscure fetish!

Are you serious? That must be hard fetish to find porn of.

There's some Conan knock-off euro comic where a bald black sorceress has a sex scene with some viking-like barbarian chieftain. Probably the only time I've ever seen it.

>hope i make it someday

>>buying overpriced shit means i have taste
>>white women

Thats what I like to wear, and I buy all my shit 2nd hand from grailed.

>white
not enough room for - wait why the fuck im a trying to justfy my taste to some stranger

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rate me

teenager/10

too many cookie cutter freaks ITT

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Well if it isn't my old nemesis, Ratto

I hope you're happy with the chance of a ginger son

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fake

who's your choice of body?

What about it is fake?

Henry Cavill, you probably recognize him with this picture

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high test brown girl being attracted to dyel white bois