Tfw you will never have a gf

>be virgin
>at girl's house that ive been seeing for a couple weeks (first girl that's really shown much interest in me)
>kissing turns to full out grinding
>asks if I have condom
>nope
jfmsu

those asymmetrical eyes are freaking me out

But it literally is that easy. Are you retarded? Because women are.

>tfw had awesome gf for 2.5 years
>now don't

Stop being so desperate, you're probably putting them off. They can smell it, lad. Just stop giving a fuck about people and altering your persona and demeanour just because they have a hole between their legs and you'll subconsciously exude that in your body language etc in a positive, confident manner. Which is attractive.

Source- I used to be a hopeless, panicky mug who used to look at girls and think 'will she be my gf!?'

How do you stop caring, you might ask. Pick up some stoic philosophy and get patrician.

Apologies if this sounds a bit LARPy, but it works.

yeah you can go get a gf right now
as long as you're ok with a gf who's on your level
you know, if you're the kind of guy that hot girls literally don't look at, a girl for you is a girl that you wouldn't even want to look at either
if you think you deserve more than you do you can just die a virgin, no problem
it works just like getting a job. if 20k$ per year is not good for you you can either get a skill and make 100k$ or stay jobless
choke on a dick if you think you deserve 100k$ (10/10 gf) if all you can do is manual labor (you're a 3/10 male)

Not with that mindset you won't.

>inb4 hurr just be confident

I'm not saying that being confident will guarantee you a gf. But being a self loathing piece of shit will guarantee that you won't get one. If you take on a more positive mindset, there's at least some chance that you'll get one.

This. Also, a lot of normies class 'confidence' as being forward and hitting on girls verbally. It isn't, that's an autists view of what confidence is. The confidence that turns girls on the is the respect for and comfort in one's self. You can be a quiet son of a bitch and still have girls flocking to you if you exude calmness and confidence.

Ok, do I just find out a girl that is on my level of attractiveness and ask her to be my gf?

I never thought it was that simple. I thought you need to have social skills and shit.

That's not true Im a 5 at best and I pulled 7s before
Almost pulled an 8 here and there but I always fuck it up for myself becaus ei got nervous

Just bee yourself

>tfw you assume a girl is pranking you when she flirts or shows signs that she likes you

if she's on your level and you're socially retarded, then so is she, or she loses points somewhere else, maybe she's fucking ugly and you're not, so she still would be fine with it
do you literally have no brain or what
there's a girl for every guy. if you're bottom 1% by standards by which men are judged, somewhere out there is a bottom 1% girl

Had a girlfriend for 2 years before I moved away for college

So just be yourself and follow the simple get gf equation?

>tfw come to accept I'm literally ugly as fuck and am completely and utterly undesirable

b l a c k p i l l e d

Just b ureself bro

Just get mutant gf from Pripyat. There's a girl for everyone. Just be yourself.

I got drunk last week and actually adopted this for a few hours without giving a single fuck. I threw the mask away that I use for social occasions and just said whatever came to my mind. People reacted to me like I was fucking insane. I guess I am

>tfw sperglord 4 life

>tfw couldn't squat the bar, got stuck
>tfw failed bodyweight air squats and fell down on the eccentric
>tfw pt look like she saw a ghost

just lower your standards bro

>have six pack abs
>looking pretty good
>stilla virgin

The problem is that i barely leave the house except for work gym and groceries and my life is just working living paycheck to paycheck when im not working all i want to do is sleep or go to the gym,should i go to a bar or something?

I fap to grannies

Don't push, bro. you must'nt

>girl
>works for me too but hard af to pull off proper

>tfw failed bodyweight air squats and fell down on the eccentric
>tfw pt look like she saw a ghost
Even worse, see saw a spooky skeleton

pic
sluts go to bars, if you're a geek go to a place where geeks gather or somethin

>dating multiple girls
>friends want to hang out all the time
>can never go back

Scheduling is a nightmare. I just want to go home and play on my computer after work and the gym.

Yeah that sound like a real struggle, bro. Hang in there.

You'd be surprised. I'm not cut out for this. I don't know how it happened, I just find it difficult to decline invitations.

Cons are geeky places but I saw a thread here the other day about banging con sluts. You can never win

Don't just be "yourself". Be the best version of yourself that you can be.

>forever alone.jpg

While con sluts are a thing there are also some reasonable people there, you have to start by making friends anyway, and if it works out move up!
none of that friendzoned bs either, if she doesn't want you she will either say or find a shitty excuse (if shes a bad seed anyway)

Keep in mind there are also people who are just batshit insane there.

I went to a post-con feedback session to let them know they should encourage presenters to repeat questions that are asked to them not via mic so the audience can hear the question.

90% of the people who went to the feedback thing were so angry that they seemed like they were about to cry, talking about how they'd never come back, numbers were declining, and the con would collapse.

right in the feels

That's because you autists define sluts as any girl who has had more than one partner or actually enjoys sex.

Yeah, so they're sluts. Your point?

why are they sluts?

When you believe every girl who doesn't act like a repressed nun is a slut then of course sluts is all you'll find.

>sometimes make eye contact with good looking women
>no smiles from them however, feels more like judging
>immediately break eye contact
>ignore them the rest of the time wherever I am
>haven't gotten laid in 2 years now.

I dont want to be alive anymore.

meant to point at

thirsty doesn't get girlfriends.

A girlfriend is the last thing I want.

You homos would all have gf's if you could just be yourselves.

but myself is a boring, awkward shitposter

Im 22, never had a gf

I like going to clubs, dancing my ass of, making out with multiple girls and picking the one i like most. When i go i drink a little bit, like 3-4 beers, because that makes me really talkative.
I go over to girls, introduce, talk about literally anything that comes to mind, hold their hand, touch shoulder, compliment etc and when the time is right go for the kiss. Rarely get turned down. Granted one has to look good for that.
Girls are so easy to control once you have stopped treating them like their superior just because their girls.

thirsty gets even less sex than gfs.

Desperation is a turn off.

>I go over to girls
you alone, go over to a group of girls?
what if there are guys around?

>talk about literally anything that comes to mind
what do you talk about?

if you're alone at a club, do they ever ask where your friends are?

Girls are easy to control when you're good looking and stopped treating them Superior.

>even if some miracle occurs and you get a gf there is an infinitely small chance she will be a kazakh gf

I don't understand, I'm not thirsty nor desperate, I just can't care publicly anymore. Not one of my friends knows I haven't had sex in two years, I only admit that on the Internet. I'm sociable, friendly, have friends of both genders... But for some reason can't engage in flirtatious dialogue, if I want to.

I'm just joking man but you can't blame virgins for wanting a virgin gf

THIS,

GIRLS DON'T LIKE THIRSTYNESS REEEEEE

>have no problem making eye contact with girls
>end up staring them down until they look away
>can never bring myself to smile or anything
>they don't smile either

that's like not being allowed to drink water until you stop being thirsty or not being allowed to eat until you stop being hungry. I really hate this fucked up world we live in.

Apart from it isn't. You're an idiot.

this might sound insensitive, pic?

How do we end this autism brother

why?

I feel like I have the opposite problem to you guys. I'm 21 living in the big city proper, nobody my age can afford to live here, my coworkers are all men in their 30s at the youngest. When I do meet girls I have no problems flirting but I just can't meet any fucking girls anywhere. I've seen maybe 3 girls in the past 3 months who looked to be around my age.

Get over your fear of rejection and just be social. Go to clubs. Do the online dating thing. Go on casual dates and be flirty. Eventually you'll become less awkward and you might even luck out.

You don't go out in public when you're hungry, sit down in a restaurant, and fucking shovel food into your face like a hippo.

You don't buy a bottle of water in the grocery store and dump it all over yourself trying to suck it dry.

Well, you might, but most people have manners.

Same thing here. You have to control your thirst, wait until you have the girl on your plate, and then she'll find it hot when you want her.

Done.

Stop being a greedy child screaming for candy.

>altering your mindset and tactics to appeal more to women to stop being a desperate sperg
>the same as not eating when you're hungry

What mental gymnastics are these?

>just be social.
do you mean, yourself?

>Go to clubs
go to nightclubs alone?

>be flirty
how?

I don't have any saved on my phone, and currently I'm at work, I'd show you otherwise. People have straight up told me I'm good looking, and have a good frame/body, I could take one here, if you really were that curious

I can barely make eye contact with my own relatives

>tfw probably have legit autism

>tfw Mum asks me to repeat things a million times because I mumble

>I go over to girls
when i approach i introduce myself, start talking to everyone, even the guys, then start singleing my favourite out more and eventually only talk to her, try to exclude her from the group(not far so she can see her friends), talk a bit more, try to kiss, if not invite to dance and go from there.
Guys arent a problem usually if you introduce yourself to them and talk to them also.

>talk about literally anything that comes to mind
Cant go wrong here really, start out simple, names, where from, school, work. When comfortable start making jokes, dark humor even. Ask stupid questions, make fun of yourself etc. Literally anything that comes to mind.

>if you're alone at a club, do they ever ask where your friends are?
I say "Fuck if i know", gets everyone laughing, and does not make me seem like ive got no friends

Thats just what works for me, ofc groups are very tricky and its easy to fuck it up.
The simplest approach i think is stopping a girl who is walking somewhere. I start out with a compliment, names, etc

take a mirror selfie like those young cunts or somethin mate

Yes. By yourself. Fucking talk to people. If you that idea scares you try meet up groups or social clubs. The goal is the get out and be social and get dates. This will lead to sex. If you make it obvious sex is all you want you might as well just get a prostitute.

what I'm saying is that the more you want a gf the less likely you are to get one which pisses me off because I think it should be the other way around.

>be me
>look at pictures on nightclub instagram pages
>all these qt3.14 sluts
>tfw no friends to go to clubs with (so bouncers probably won't even let me in)
>tfw ugly, short and autistic too
>29 year old kissless virgin

did you get the letter from hogwarts yet?

>>be me

Who the fuck else would you be

You don't have to like it but the fact of the matter is that's the way things aren't and probably won't change soon. Acknowledge it and roll with it.

hello newfriend

At most clubs the bouncers don't give a shit.

>be me 25 year old virgin
>never really cared
>new girl arrive at my work
>not amazing but sortof cute
> do you want to have a drink sometimes
>one month later she's my gf

Dont give up guys

do you even lift bruh

Have you tried just being happy on your own?

not yet

Google reviews of pretty much every club says otherwise

yes senpai

> tfw gf broke up with me
> tfw grades failing
> tfw stopped giving a shit about anything
> tfw the only thing I live for is going to music events and taking MD

For those few hours I'm a happy person

in all likelihood you are simply a narcissist with a warped idea of his own importance/status.

>tfw had a gf in college
>hated everything but the sexy time

Not falling for that meme again

It's so hard dating after college. I'll a 26 year old female and men my age and older just get lazy. Only the most dedicated healthy ones will keep a reasonable physique. 95/100 of men will develop a Dadbod. It's noodle arms and a belly pouch. They're not even dads yet!

The first Asian guy I see with a great body -- I'm throwing myself at him.

White men, you should also keep up the gym after college. Don't get complacent.

>gf

NIGGA I DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS, i dont give a shit about these money sucking monsters, but holy shit having no friends is insane.

>move to the city
>workmates are just middle aged guys, mostly good work friends but you dont interact after work
>gym is small and just full of old guys and women, mostly just cardioing while im alone in the weightroom

Fucking hell, I just work, lift, go shopping, and that's it, I can't fucking find any friends.

I just play vidya games and lift.

nigga i would love to just hang out with people all day in the gym or a cafe or bar or in the park and just talk random bullshit or walk around but I can't fucking find anyone.

nigga this is painful.

i just work overtime and get money and purchase more steroids and pay-to-win cash shop items in mmo to ease the pain.

The same can be said of women
If you're in the top 5% of women you'll get the top 5% of men

We're all gonna make it.

>25 no gf ever
>Been binging on escorts for the past year

The truth is that not all of us are going to make it.