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>ctrl-c "mir"
>0 results found

It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Veeky Forums?

>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle--test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"

>mfw

hahaha lifting for two months and already taking dbol. Pathetic faggot, never going to make it. Enjoy your relatively big muscles, persistent insecurities, and lack of respect from anyone who is actually Veeky Forums

ctrl-c is cut you moron

I'm assuming bait. Start to the end of post

>gut sticking out farther than chest
Yeah she mirin alright

control c is copy you fucknugget

>expecting someone from Veeky Forums to be able to spell, even when its 1 letter
user-san pls

Those mirin stories are the most depressing shit on here
Most stories are autists getting happy and hyped about such common things a nonautistic person would forget within 10 minutes

My sister keeps commenting on my physique and it makes me extremely uncomfortable..

Fuck her

is this pasta?

i've seen this posted months ago

That's a bit harsh, I'm sure she means well

>went out with some friends to a bar and grill to hang out and watch the Olympics opening ceremony
>start talking about sports we used to compete in and sharing stories
>friend starts to tell us about this freak of nature he ran track with who is now in the NFL
>leads the story with "I'm telling you, when this guy was 17 his arms were like as big as user's!" as he gestures to me

I know Veeky Forums's first response is going to be something about being compared to a teenager, but being a reference point for unbelievable muscular development in a young athlete is cool with me.

This mire actually meant a lot more than shitty ones from girls or the uninitiated, because all of these guys are pretty Veeky Forums and lift. Those are the best kind I think

>Get invited to a party through a friend
>Friend works late shifts, so arrive there at around 24:00
>Don't know anyone there, but massive ammounts of pizza and cake. Everyone is pretty drunk.
>Decide that because i'm so bad at socializing, I'm just going to sit and eat food. Think that if im not gonna talk to anyone I can atleast eat some pizza.
>Suddenly a qt tiny grill sits down with another guy next to me.
>Somehow she ditches the other guy
>We end up making out after she comments on how big my arms are.
>Exchange snapchats before she leaves.

Two days later:
>She comes over for some pizza and to watch a movie.
>Things escalate and we end up having sex
>She was mirin' hard the entire time.

>Asked her afterwards why she ditched the other guy for me.
>She says: "You were so chill compared to him. He was so clingy"


TFW I was just trying to not talk to anyone while eating pizza and ended up getting laid.

FeelsGreatBoy.mp3

Zuz

too bad your dad is gonna die

CHAD eats pizza and effortlessly get laid while YOU are working out in the GYM and counting CALORIES.

>bad at socializing
>pizza

You can't fool me, Chad.

YOU work your ass off at the GYM, while CHAD goes to parties and eats PIZZA with STACY

I will always consider the day pic related occured as the day I made it

Pics of bod/face?

i´ve been working out for a few months now and a lot of girls i know have asked me if i started working out, grabbed my arms or were generally mirin and i fucking love it.
we´re all gonna make it

I'm not sure if you want to see the girl or me, user

You obviously

Where do you think we are

What a fucking whore. I would have literally shit on her face during sex knowing she would be too humiliated to tell anyone.

both
but mostly you
no homo

What did you do to be chill dude? I need to know for uhh scientific purposes

leave this board you dumb, fat autist

>What did you do to be chill dude

This is probably one of the most autistic questions I've ever heard asked here in my decade+ of lurking Veeky Forums.

answer the question normie

These were two of my tinder pics at the time.

>N-no bully pls

No regrets senpai, she fucked like a porn star and gave me the best bj of my life

David Bowie eyes no homo

hello summer

Ayy lmao

>I need to know for uhh scientific purposes
>>/reddit/

>thinking I lift to get mired

It's a nice bonus, but no, I lift because there is no reason not to strive to achieve the pinnacle of the human form. To do less is apathy. Plus, Hitler would be proud.

>be turbomanlet
>very drunk at party
>somehow end up making out with a qt 6' amazon
>takes my shirt off
>skinnyfat but defined due to lack of height
>rubs my pecs and gigles
>tells me the gym's paid off
>bump uglies
Should I feel bad that my dick instantly became diamonds?

No you should feel bad for being a manlet and not learning

:_;

what are your lifts?

55 kg OHP
120 kg squat
130 kg deadlift
85 kg bench

Hardly impressive

still mirin

...

Dude,
fuck 5'7" manlet, fucking a taller girl is on my to do list.
if you can be comfortable and confident with a taller girl on your arm, and she is confident too (as in isn't "afraid of wearing heels") then those around you will only be either respectful and cool, or just envious. so good job man

Cheers bruh, It's definitely a fun time. I feel like some tall girls would be fine with being with a shorter guy but the height thing usually makes me second guess it and go nowhere.
I would never trade it for flinging about a 5' girl, but it's fun.

ctrl+v is cut you idiot

>visit mom in ca for some family time, she says I look really good like my father when they met (he passed long time)

>take my nieces and cousins to beach and walk out of the water
>sea of people swimming with shirts like plebs
>Walk out of ocean holding kids hands so they dont drown
>milfs sitting nearby mirin'

>meetup a girl on tinder next day she feels my chest while we walk out from a bar and makes oh face


Ive only been lifting for a year but I'm really enjoying mirin. Gotta work on my beta af personality though

As long as you're a manlet it will stay on your to do list. When will you fucking learn?

lol keep dreaming about "muh superior hieght" ther bud. let me know how it works out

I just feel like I'm on another level. You know what I mean?

Do you guys get little girls (10-16) giving you mires all the time?
Most women my age don't really mire, they do treat me a lot nicer and smile more frequently at me, but never an actual mire. Anyone else like this? I'm 19 btw

>ctrl-c
Why copy?

These "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.

LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.

I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.

You look like a young boy celeb probably.

>be me
>jogging around circle rd shirtless
>exactly one mile all around
>school lets out
>neighborhood girl and her friends get off bus
>hi user
>hey x hows school
>brief conversation while petting her dog who likes to run with me
>get up and start making to jog
>as I turn around all I hear is giggling
>see ya later user
dear god I can't handle this, I don't even know her age, but she rides a bus.
so i'm guessing she isn't even 17 yet.
I'm just trying to be friendly, I bet her father is staring out the window whispering out loud
>i'm going to kill that fucking guy, pervert freak, always talking to my daughter
i just want to be a good neighbor

CHAD eats PIZZA and FUCKS STACY while MILTON RAGES about it on a VENEZULEAN BURIAL RITUAL FORUM

>waiting for a ride
>dude sits next to me
>>yo you got a cig?
>nah I don't smoke
>>oh that's good man you shouldn't start it's bad for you
>yeh
>>hey are you a model bro?
>what? nah dude
>>alright, no homo but you look really good
>haha thanks man I really appreciate that
>>you should consider trying out, like apply to an agency or something
>I dunno, I'm only 5'10
>>alright well good luck, I'm gonna go ask that guy for a cig
>returns after getting one
>>so do you play any sports?
>yeah I wrestle
>>oh shit I knew it, when I saw you was like shit I shouldn't mess with this guy he could probably destroy me
>hahaha fuck dude you're a cool guy, gotta go cya
>ride arrives and I leave

I'm a hairy builtfat powerlifter. 190lbs at 5'9" and 16% bodyfat. I doubt many teen celebrities look anything like me. I'm too short, fat, and bulky to look anything like one.

>not prolonging the conversation
>not eventually end up exchanging numbers
>not meeting up with him for some beers and a nice chat
>not slowly starting to feel his legs up under the table
>not leaning up against his face, whispering in his ear that you want that wrestling match
>not taking him home
>not fucking his ass bareback
>not sharing an after sex cig with your new boyfriend

No homo though

When I was at 178lbs/5'10 and had my beard grown out people were much much nicer to me than they are now at 150lbs/5'10 clean shaven

I would literally get random compliments every single day compared to the zero I now get, I think imma bulk an embrace my hairiness once again

People probably look at me now and see a cocky fuccboi

laughed

>anyone who is actually Veeky Forums
Dawg, how are you defining fit? The only fitness that's relevant to me is my biological fitness, and no matter what my blood pressure, resting heart rate, etc. are, I'm not biologically fit right now. I'm sure most memers around here are in the same boat.

26, 6'1, 185

>Chick at work totally wants my dink
>Fkyea.jpg
>Happy hour tonight
>See here during Work with tight sexy red dress
>She dresses up for me
>Shoott the shit, she looks at my junk, holds eye contact
>She's thirsty
>But I have gf
>See her looking at me during much of happy hour across the table with 10 other cowworkers
>Too pussy to situation and taking since many of my co-workers know I have gf
>I wanna give her the beast below

Wat du

today the personal trainer (it's totally free in my gym and he's a bro and he has an actual degree) asked ME to spot HIM

It was my first time spotting someone

I touched his manly pects during all the squats and the tip of my hard-as-diamond penis touched his pants more than once

When he finished he ruffled my hair and said "you made a lot of progress and you're becoming a pretty big guy!"
>for you
"What?"
>y-you t-too
"ahahahah thanks"

I'm still hard as diamonds


no homo btw

Don't

do it, your girlfriend is a whore anyway

>spent a year trying to cut weight to escape fat faggot mode
>spend the past year finally gaining some strength
>today finally hit 1pl8 OHP for my one rep max
>the end of dyel faggot mode is coming close
>take off my shirt and I'm merlin myself for a good ten minutes

Literally every time I get up to piss at work it's mostly just to look at myself in the mirror. The narcissism can't be stopped at this point.

Bruh she ain't
But I really wanna dick down this thirst sloo

I too, lift for hitler and for the height of the human ability.

>go grocery shopping after the gym
>got a pretty good pump, and wearing a tank top
>have a basket in my hand
>looking at something on the shelf
>feel a hand on my arm
>look over, girl smiling at me
>"damn, nice arms"
>autism kicks in, spaghetti overload
>couldn't think of anything to say
>mutter out "t-thanks"
>leave the store as fast as possible

Kek

C-w is cut.

That's a compliment?

>24:00
Fuck off cunt, 24 hour time doesn't use a colon and that's fucking midnight. You want "0000".

If bait, well played.

>ottermode
>dem eyes
>dat jaw

Full mirin.

Lel, this is something I could see myself doing. You know, besides the getting laid part.

>work drive thru at ghetto liquor store
>two middle aged black women pull up
>give them their booze and change when one asks me my age(20)
>proceed to go off saying how I should be having whatever woman I want and other shit along those lines

I've had a guy tell me I look like I could be in Magic Mike, girls have flashed me their tits, and I've gotten numbers before without even asking. And yet when I'm back in school I'm too autistic to do anything. What's wrong with me?

You should be lucky you were even able to get a boner while very drunk

i have a few

>ohp 95kg for 1 (that RPT)
>finish my sets and move over to bench
>load up 135kg, do 1 rep
>HUGE nigerian pt who i occasionally talk to comes up
>"i want to see 3 plates on this bar, for at least 3 - 4 reps. the amount you're lifting on the ohp means you can do it"

been cutting hard, so strength has dropped considerably as i was able to bust out 140kg on the bench for 5 a few months ago.


>tinder profile pictures are weak, hide my power lever
>whenever i meet one of the tinder sluts their eyes open wide and they smile like retards
>if they're not insufferable, and they're hot, i make arrangements for netflix and chill
>get busy on the couch, pick them up and carry them up the stairs to my room whilst still making out (don't fuck a girl you can't deadlift for reps)
>throw them onto the bed
>as soon as my shirt comes off they audibly gasp


random remarks/comments
>"user, you're so . . . . alpha male, and dominant, i love the way you fuck me"
>"most guys ask permission, you just take" (a comment on how i just randomly started spanking her when we made out)
>"you could bounce a coin off of user's ass. definately doesn't skip his squats"
>"your back is so wide"
>"user, she wants to fuck you"


girls are constantly staring at me when i go out, no smiles, no plying with their hair, nothing. then again, my default face setting is blank/scowl, i should probably fix that. people are always asking for fitness advice, diet plans, exercise programs.

still havent made it yet!

how does one respond to a mire? more specifically a compliment on gains made?
I finished a workout sweaty af, and walked home with my hoodie off, in a tank.
I see an old classmate and two others, and he says "(You)'ve gotten swole, man".
I 'tism'd out and literally just said "Thanks." and then walked past them.
Now, I know I lack social aptitude, so how would CHAD/non-autist/alphabro react to that?

>the amount test recieved from sex
>fucking random grills
>grills mirrin
>still havent made it yet!
>mfw

pic on the right looks like a reanimated corpse

its not bout what they see/how they react.

its about what i see in the mirror

Laughing uncontrollably while on the toilet.

>seat is moving

5'7 wanting to fuck a girl higher than you? So just fuck any girl lol

kekk

>left pic: not bad I could understand why she wanted to fuck
>pic on the right: Why is there an embalmed corpse posing?

jelly

post pic

ctrl-c is fucking copy you retard, even try it out, i just tried it out and it's definitely copy...

i swear Veeky Forums is FUCKING retarded...

Projection

>tfw only guys i know do this to me

nice 21st century dimension Jamaican bob sledging level trolling

How is your face, if you were to give /10? And try to be as pbjective as possible

Your 'thanks' wasnt bad. It's better than if you went with 'oh shit you know it, mah maaaaaaan!'
Best way would be something like 'heh, haha, thanks ' with a kind of a shy smile. And the haha is actually said, also in a sort of shy way, it does not mean that you should start laughing out Loud like a retard.

Nope you are wrong, try it

i just did wtf is wrong with you...!!

This is what fit told me before using it on tinder, but knowing never to trust you guys I went ahead anyways.

Girls apparently love the embalmed corpse with serial killer eyes look

You ate pizza twice in one week?

>permabulk fag detected

Left pic is decent bod by normie standards, right pic looks like you just confessed to a murder. Change that shit