It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Veeky Forums?
>be me >making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle--test is for pussies) >visiting dad at hospital >having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know >talking about food in general >woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>mfw
Jaxson Scott
hahaha lifting for two months and already taking dbol. Pathetic faggot, never going to make it. Enjoy your relatively big muscles, persistent insecurities, and lack of respect from anyone who is actually Veeky Forums
John Long
ctrl-c is cut you moron
Owen Mitchell
I'm assuming bait. Start to the end of post
Tyler Wilson
>gut sticking out farther than chest Yeah she mirin alright
Landon Price
control c is copy you fucknugget
Joshua Howard
>expecting someone from Veeky Forums to be able to spell, even when its 1 letter user-san pls
Carter Murphy
Those mirin stories are the most depressing shit on here Most stories are autists getting happy and hyped about such common things a nonautistic person would forget within 10 minutes
Brody Bailey
My sister keeps commenting on my physique and it makes me extremely uncomfortable..
Julian Sullivan
Fuck her
Elijah White
is this pasta?
i've seen this posted months ago
Xavier Young
That's a bit harsh, I'm sure she means well
Evan Morris
>went out with some friends to a bar and grill to hang out and watch the Olympics opening ceremony >start talking about sports we used to compete in and sharing stories >friend starts to tell us about this freak of nature he ran track with who is now in the NFL >leads the story with "I'm telling you, when this guy was 17 his arms were like as big as user's!" as he gestures to me
I know Veeky Forums's first response is going to be something about being compared to a teenager, but being a reference point for unbelievable muscular development in a young athlete is cool with me.
This mire actually meant a lot more than shitty ones from girls or the uninitiated, because all of these guys are pretty Veeky Forums and lift. Those are the best kind I think
Tyler Edwards
>Get invited to a party through a friend >Friend works late shifts, so arrive there at around 24:00 >Don't know anyone there, but massive ammounts of pizza and cake. Everyone is pretty drunk. >Decide that because i'm so bad at socializing, I'm just going to sit and eat food. Think that if im not gonna talk to anyone I can atleast eat some pizza. >Suddenly a qt tiny grill sits down with another guy next to me. >Somehow she ditches the other guy >We end up making out after she comments on how big my arms are. >Exchange snapchats before she leaves.
Two days later: >She comes over for some pizza and to watch a movie. >Things escalate and we end up having sex >She was mirin' hard the entire time.
>Asked her afterwards why she ditched the other guy for me. >She says: "You were so chill compared to him. He was so clingy"
TFW I was just trying to not talk to anyone while eating pizza and ended up getting laid.
FeelsGreatBoy.mp3
Ryan Mitchell
Zuz
Brody Sullivan
too bad your dad is gonna die
Adrian Johnson
CHAD eats pizza and effortlessly get laid while YOU are working out in the GYM and counting CALORIES.
Ethan Wilson
>bad at socializing >pizza
You can't fool me, Chad.
Adam Morales
YOU work your ass off at the GYM, while CHAD goes to parties and eats PIZZA with STACY
Ryder Watson
I will always consider the day pic related occured as the day I made it
Nathan Miller
Pics of bod/face?
Lucas Gonzalez
i´ve been working out for a few months now and a lot of girls i know have asked me if i started working out, grabbed my arms or were generally mirin and i fucking love it. we´re all gonna make it
Hudson Morris
I'm not sure if you want to see the girl or me, user
Liam Rodriguez
You obviously
Where do you think we are
Owen Jones
What a fucking whore. I would have literally shit on her face during sex knowing she would be too humiliated to tell anyone.
Adrian Cruz
both but mostly you no homo
Adrian Phillips
What did you do to be chill dude? I need to know for uhh scientific purposes
Christopher Robinson
leave this board you dumb, fat autist
Tyler James
>What did you do to be chill dude
This is probably one of the most autistic questions I've ever heard asked here in my decade+ of lurking Veeky Forums.
Ryder Hill
answer the question normie
Oliver Fisher
These were two of my tinder pics at the time.
>N-no bully pls
No regrets senpai, she fucked like a porn star and gave me the best bj of my life
Aaron Perez
David Bowie eyes no homo
Dylan Gray
hello summer
Isaac Baker
Ayy lmao
Easton Baker
>I need to know for uhh scientific purposes >>/reddit/
Christopher Williams
>thinking I lift to get mired
It's a nice bonus, but no, I lift because there is no reason not to strive to achieve the pinnacle of the human form. To do less is apathy. Plus, Hitler would be proud.
Oliver Collins
>be turbomanlet >very drunk at party >somehow end up making out with a qt 6' amazon >takes my shirt off >skinnyfat but defined due to lack of height >rubs my pecs and gigles >tells me the gym's paid off >bump uglies Should I feel bad that my dick instantly became diamonds?
Alexander Anderson
No you should feel bad for being a manlet and not learning
Hudson Fisher
:_;
Liam King
what are your lifts?
Carter Hughes
55 kg OHP 120 kg squat 130 kg deadlift 85 kg bench
Hardly impressive
Sebastian Green
still mirin
Brandon Watson
...
Jaxon Murphy
Dude, fuck 5'7" manlet, fucking a taller girl is on my to do list. if you can be comfortable and confident with a taller girl on your arm, and she is confident too (as in isn't "afraid of wearing heels") then those around you will only be either respectful and cool, or just envious. so good job man
Gabriel Jenkins
Cheers bruh, It's definitely a fun time. I feel like some tall girls would be fine with being with a shorter guy but the height thing usually makes me second guess it and go nowhere. I would never trade it for flinging about a 5' girl, but it's fun.
Luis Diaz
ctrl+v is cut you idiot
Samuel Young
>visit mom in ca for some family time, she says I look really good like my father when they met (he passed long time)
>take my nieces and cousins to beach and walk out of the water >sea of people swimming with shirts like plebs >Walk out of ocean holding kids hands so they dont drown >milfs sitting nearby mirin'
>meetup a girl on tinder next day she feels my chest while we walk out from a bar and makes oh face
Ive only been lifting for a year but I'm really enjoying mirin. Gotta work on my beta af personality though
Brayden Watson
As long as you're a manlet it will stay on your to do list. When will you fucking learn?
Kayden Ross
lol keep dreaming about "muh superior hieght" ther bud. let me know how it works out
Jonathan Lee
I just feel like I'm on another level. You know what I mean?
Nathan Parker
Do you guys get little girls (10-16) giving you mires all the time? Most women my age don't really mire, they do treat me a lot nicer and smile more frequently at me, but never an actual mire. Anyone else like this? I'm 19 btw
Luke King
>ctrl-c Why copy?
Mason Ramirez
These "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like: >f-female c-cashier smiled at me :) >65 year old woman complimented my arms! >a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m- UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.
LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.
I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.
Wyatt Price
You look like a young boy celeb probably.
Bentley Watson
>be me >jogging around circle rd shirtless >exactly one mile all around >school lets out >neighborhood girl and her friends get off bus >hi user >hey x hows school >brief conversation while petting her dog who likes to run with me >get up and start making to jog >as I turn around all I hear is giggling >see ya later user dear god I can't handle this, I don't even know her age, but she rides a bus. so i'm guessing she isn't even 17 yet. I'm just trying to be friendly, I bet her father is staring out the window whispering out loud >i'm going to kill that fucking guy, pervert freak, always talking to my daughter i just want to be a good neighbor
Hunter Reed
CHAD eats PIZZA and FUCKS STACY while MILTON RAGES about it on a VENEZULEAN BURIAL RITUAL FORUM
Isaiah Cook
>waiting for a ride >dude sits next to me >>yo you got a cig? >nah I don't smoke >>oh that's good man you shouldn't start it's bad for you >yeh >>hey are you a model bro? >what? nah dude >>alright, no homo but you look really good >haha thanks man I really appreciate that >>you should consider trying out, like apply to an agency or something >I dunno, I'm only 5'10 >>alright well good luck, I'm gonna go ask that guy for a cig >returns after getting one >>so do you play any sports? >yeah I wrestle >>oh shit I knew it, when I saw you was like shit I shouldn't mess with this guy he could probably destroy me >hahaha fuck dude you're a cool guy, gotta go cya >ride arrives and I leave
Hudson Lopez
I'm a hairy builtfat powerlifter. 190lbs at 5'9" and 16% bodyfat. I doubt many teen celebrities look anything like me. I'm too short, fat, and bulky to look anything like one.
Jeremiah Torres
>not prolonging the conversation >not eventually end up exchanging numbers >not meeting up with him for some beers and a nice chat >not slowly starting to feel his legs up under the table >not leaning up against his face, whispering in his ear that you want that wrestling match >not taking him home >not fucking his ass bareback >not sharing an after sex cig with your new boyfriend
No homo though
Grayson James
When I was at 178lbs/5'10 and had my beard grown out people were much much nicer to me than they are now at 150lbs/5'10 clean shaven
I would literally get random compliments every single day compared to the zero I now get, I think imma bulk an embrace my hairiness once again
People probably look at me now and see a cocky fuccboi
Charles Collins
laughed
Ayden Diaz
>anyone who is actually Veeky Forums Dawg, how are you defining fit? The only fitness that's relevant to me is my biological fitness, and no matter what my blood pressure, resting heart rate, etc. are, I'm not biologically fit right now. I'm sure most memers around here are in the same boat.
Easton Hill
26, 6'1, 185
>Chick at work totally wants my dink >Fkyea.jpg >Happy hour tonight >See here during Work with tight sexy red dress >She dresses up for me >Shoott the shit, she looks at my junk, holds eye contact >She's thirsty >But I have gf >See her looking at me during much of happy hour across the table with 10 other cowworkers >Too pussy to situation and taking since many of my co-workers know I have gf >I wanna give her the beast below
Wat du
Joseph Harris
today the personal trainer (it's totally free in my gym and he's a bro and he has an actual degree) asked ME to spot HIM
It was my first time spotting someone
I touched his manly pects during all the squats and the tip of my hard-as-diamond penis touched his pants more than once
When he finished he ruffled my hair and said "you made a lot of progress and you're becoming a pretty big guy!" >for you "What?" >y-you t-too "ahahahah thanks"
I'm still hard as diamonds
no homo btw
Kevin Moore
Don't
Isaac Lopez
do it, your girlfriend is a whore anyway
Adrian Lee
>spent a year trying to cut weight to escape fat faggot mode >spend the past year finally gaining some strength >today finally hit 1pl8 OHP for my one rep max >the end of dyel faggot mode is coming close >take off my shirt and I'm merlin myself for a good ten minutes
Literally every time I get up to piss at work it's mostly just to look at myself in the mirror. The narcissism can't be stopped at this point.
Sebastian Reyes
Bruh she ain't But I really wanna dick down this thirst sloo
Cooper Smith
I too, lift for hitler and for the height of the human ability.
Samuel Anderson
>go grocery shopping after the gym >got a pretty good pump, and wearing a tank top >have a basket in my hand >looking at something on the shelf >feel a hand on my arm >look over, girl smiling at me >"damn, nice arms" >autism kicks in, spaghetti overload >couldn't think of anything to say >mutter out "t-thanks" >leave the store as fast as possible
Lincoln Phillips
Kek
Jace Evans
C-w is cut.
Dylan Morales
That's a compliment?
Liam Myers
>24:00 Fuck off cunt, 24 hour time doesn't use a colon and that's fucking midnight. You want "0000".
If bait, well played.
Levi Kelly
>ottermode >dem eyes >dat jaw
Full mirin.
Jose Smith
Lel, this is something I could see myself doing. You know, besides the getting laid part.
Brandon Nguyen
>work drive thru at ghetto liquor store >two middle aged black women pull up >give them their booze and change when one asks me my age(20) >proceed to go off saying how I should be having whatever woman I want and other shit along those lines
I've had a guy tell me I look like I could be in Magic Mike, girls have flashed me their tits, and I've gotten numbers before without even asking. And yet when I'm back in school I'm too autistic to do anything. What's wrong with me?
Samuel Young
You should be lucky you were even able to get a boner while very drunk
Owen Watson
i have a few
>ohp 95kg for 1 (that RPT) >finish my sets and move over to bench >load up 135kg, do 1 rep >HUGE nigerian pt who i occasionally talk to comes up >"i want to see 3 plates on this bar, for at least 3 - 4 reps. the amount you're lifting on the ohp means you can do it"
been cutting hard, so strength has dropped considerably as i was able to bust out 140kg on the bench for 5 a few months ago.
>tinder profile pictures are weak, hide my power lever >whenever i meet one of the tinder sluts their eyes open wide and they smile like retards >if they're not insufferable, and they're hot, i make arrangements for netflix and chill >get busy on the couch, pick them up and carry them up the stairs to my room whilst still making out (don't fuck a girl you can't deadlift for reps) >throw them onto the bed >as soon as my shirt comes off they audibly gasp
random remarks/comments >"user, you're so . . . . alpha male, and dominant, i love the way you fuck me" >"most guys ask permission, you just take" (a comment on how i just randomly started spanking her when we made out) >"you could bounce a coin off of user's ass. definately doesn't skip his squats" >"your back is so wide" >"user, she wants to fuck you"
girls are constantly staring at me when i go out, no smiles, no plying with their hair, nothing. then again, my default face setting is blank/scowl, i should probably fix that. people are always asking for fitness advice, diet plans, exercise programs.
still havent made it yet!
Adam Cooper
how does one respond to a mire? more specifically a compliment on gains made? I finished a workout sweaty af, and walked home with my hoodie off, in a tank. I see an old classmate and two others, and he says "(You)'ve gotten swole, man". I 'tism'd out and literally just said "Thanks." and then walked past them. Now, I know I lack social aptitude, so how would CHAD/non-autist/alphabro react to that?
Gabriel Russell
>the amount test recieved from sex >fucking random grills >grills mirrin >still havent made it yet! >mfw
Jordan Mitchell
pic on the right looks like a reanimated corpse
Gabriel Green
its not bout what they see/how they react.
its about what i see in the mirror
Jaxon White
Laughing uncontrollably while on the toilet.
>seat is moving
Andrew Roberts
5'7 wanting to fuck a girl higher than you? So just fuck any girl lol
Connor Howard
kekk
Logan Davis
>left pic: not bad I could understand why she wanted to fuck >pic on the right: Why is there an embalmed corpse posing?
Zachary Wright
jelly
Bentley Murphy
post pic
Parker Torres
ctrl-c is fucking copy you retard, even try it out, i just tried it out and it's definitely copy...
i swear Veeky Forums is FUCKING retarded...
Parker Morgan
Projection
Bentley Sullivan
>tfw only guys i know do this to me
Henry Adams
nice 21st century dimension Jamaican bob sledging level trolling
Levi Baker
How is your face, if you were to give /10? And try to be as pbjective as possible
Camden Clark
Your 'thanks' wasnt bad. It's better than if you went with 'oh shit you know it, mah maaaaaaan!' Best way would be something like 'heh, haha, thanks ' with a kind of a shy smile. And the haha is actually said, also in a sort of shy way, it does not mean that you should start laughing out Loud like a retard.
Sebastian Murphy
Nope you are wrong, try it
Grayson Gomez
i just did wtf is wrong with you...!!
Parker King
This is what fit told me before using it on tinder, but knowing never to trust you guys I went ahead anyways.
Girls apparently love the embalmed corpse with serial killer eyes look
Gavin Sullivan
You ate pizza twice in one week?
>permabulk fag detected
Grayson Bailey
Left pic is decent bod by normie standards, right pic looks like you just confessed to a murder. Change that shit