I cannot believe that this is food

>straw in pic
>implying that shit is fluid enough to suck through it

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I live a block from a McDonalds. They have two drive-thru lanes. Occasionally I stop in for a coffee if I'm out of beans.

The drive-thru lane is nothing but extremely fat people. Mc D's customer base are mostly overweight diabetics who drive rusted out minivans.

Only decent things they've got are hash browns, egg mcmuffins, and coffee.

>1170% cholesterol

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>I like eating fatty foods!
>Okay, but thats bad for you
>ITS MY OWN LIFE
>I know, im just saying, its bad for you
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
What is this, /v/? Nigga we can point out facts if we want.

I would fuck that bird

Ugly chick though

Om nom nom

ikr

she's hideous

Is that ludafisk ?Isn't it fish dipped in fucking battery acid or some shit?

No it is not. having 300% of your Sat. Fat and 75% of your salt in ONE shake is not good for your body at all. There are so many better things to use as a base for shakes to bulk. Don't drink this shit man.

Has anyone here ever tried it?

>32oz
god is dead

>God dammit woman get a better bra your tits are sagging you make me ashamed to be American

>
oz
>god is dead

Pussy

No lutefisk is fish preserved in lye and salt.

Surströmming is fermented fish with just enough salt to keep it from rotting.

Fucking Americans

> 263 grams of sugar

Is this real?

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How in the actual fuck does salad have that much calories from fat, that high calories in general, and that high sugar content? That's fucking insane.

H-how?

Fried chicken + dressing

>bet you can't make a salad fat
>FUCK YOU ITS ON

They put sugar into the food, as well as use high fat produce because it lasts longer.

>dem claws
That bird could literally kill a person without much effort

you should see the "lean cuisines" when I was kid growing up in the 90's my mom would walk down the frozen food aisle with the basket and just say "im not cooking jack shit so you guys better grab whatever dinners you want." aka hurry the fuck up and grab your frozen poison because im too fat and lazy to be a parent. the irony is "lean cuisines" and other "diet" foods often had nutrition labels just as bad as the other foods. Idk if lean cuisine has improved over the years, because I only shop at trader joes now a days.

C-claws?! THEY'RE FUCKING TALONS YOU FUCKING NORMIE
CAWWWWWWWWWWWW
CAWWWWWWWWWWWW
CAWWWWWWWWWWWW

Why does she have an Eagle at the Cardinals stadium?

That and the average American cheap fast casual restaurant portions make the meals feed like 2-4 people per plate.

Loaded Potato Skins
Calories 2,040 Sodium 2,230 mg
Total Fat 131 g Potassium 0 mg
Saturated 58 g Total Carbs 163 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 20 g
Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 0 g
Trans 0 g Protein 51 g

well excuse me princess

>Trans 0 g

Chocolate Xtreme Blizzard® - Large
Serving Size (g)499.66
Calories1120
Calories from Fat460
Fat (g)51
Saturated Fat (g)28
Trans Fatty Acid (g)1
Cholesterol (mg)105
Sodium (mg)540
Carbohydrates (g)156
Dietary Fiber (g)7
Total Sugars (g)120
Proteins (g)22
Vitamin A - % DV35
Vitamin C - % DV0
Calcium - %DV60
Iron - %DV30
Servings per Container1

Will never eat one of these large again, but god do I miss that chocolate cum shit.

>1000+ calories
>36g of protein

What a complete waste.

You guys told me cholesterol is fine though

...n-not...not that much

>again

Fuck your mom sounds like a horrible cunt

Used to be fat fuck 260lbs. Now 165lbs, shits been cash.

>his thinks he'll gain anything but fat if he "bulks" on sugar dirt

Surstömming is the best tho

> high fat produce

What the fuck does this mean? You mean they're ham fisting fat into tomatoes and shit?

Well done regaining human mode breh

Pretty much, yes. When you can choose between fresh products or fatty/salty/sugary shit that wont go off these companies pick the F/S/S stuff.

You can bet all those 'salad' dressings have more sugar in them than a lollipop.

>saturated fat

Holy shit

>trying this hard to bait

>not doing GOSAD
>making it

Pick one, and only one.

probably a 4th of July/Honoring Veterans thing. If I had to guess, they release the bird during the national anthem.

not him but soy does contain a lot of Phytoestrogens, I guess if you do consume a lot of it (like if you're a vegetarian per example) it could have some effects.

J Pediatr Endocrinol Metab. 2010 Sep;23(9):855-61.

During my first cut I was craving one of these so bad. I ended up buying one, letting the ice cream melt in my mouth and spitting it into a separate cup. Just to be safe I did 30 minutes of HIIT the next morning.

Where the hell is all that iron coming from?

Well I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

go for it breh, I did the same thing with two boxes of oreos when I had to make weight for wrestling.

>Phytoestrogens
Don't actually bind to any important hormonal receptors in men.

Brain tissue is mostly cholesterol, what the fuck did you expect?

the soybeans

ill take eating disorders for 500 john!

seriously though if people eat shit food like this for taste, why don't they taste it then spit it out?

mind = blown

>tfw this has more calories in it than some of the fucking burgers they serve

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I think I started to hyperventilate after reading that. What the FUCK.

Borderline belemia

Son I'm proud

You still absorb alot of sugar through your mouth

>Half assed self control
>Half assed eating disorder
>Half assed fail

You fail at everything but somehow it seems to add up to a half ass success. Your parents must have really done a number on you to fuck you up like that.

>tfw no gf to teach me to handle big black hawks

her bf is a dyel manlet too. stay triggered.

>I ended up buying one, letting the ice cream melt in my mouth and spitting it into a separate cup.

No more Oreos, folks.

still less than if actually eaten, hence the cardio the next day.

I didn't swallow the milkshake, it spit it out to enjoy the taste without the calories

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>boyfriend
>implying not beta bux orbiter

But it's not.

It's funny because your body can only absorb so much cholesterol at once, so it would be no worse that an egg or two(in terms of cholesterol).

H I G H T E S T
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Son, I have bad news for you...

Better than being fat.

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The idea of putting unhealthy foods in my mouth and then spitting them out had never even crossed my mind before, and it sounds like the saddest fucking thing ever. I don't know if you can get blue balls from food but this seems like the way to do it.

I-i thought I absorbed 90% of calories in my mouth, so I didn't spit out food

While I acknowledge that, the fact that I was eating 2100kcal a day and watching my macros disqualifies my status as bulimic.

What is the subject of this thread?

As a midget with 1200 TDEE I say it's a life saver. I avoid all calorie dense foods permacutting mode and chew'n'spit is a good way to deal with cravings.

This is the most American thing I've seen today

Oh Allah if you put any of these foods in front of me I would not have the willpower to abstain.

Fuck you it's tasty, it's just the smell.

Still better than fat.

EAT BIG TO GET BIG, COME ON

>anyone a girl takes pics with is her bf

stay cucked

pls be troll

I'm on DNP right now and started sweating profusely just reading this.

I almost want to say you stumbled upon something amazing, but wouldn't that just get your digestive juices going and make you crave even more an hour or two later? I think it could work if you did that but after spitting out the ice cream ate a bite of lean meat or salad instead. The stomach bait and switch.