How to get you gf to go high-test?

How to get you gf to go high-test?

Also, generic high-test thread

Thats not high test.

Thats obese.

Get it right/

Theres already a high test thread up

>being this low test
you should have your test levels checked out mane

Why would you want your gf unhealthy and fat, OP? That's cruel.

Is this high test or obese?

Thicc

m'test

Just slip some test in her food I guess?

she's fat, but her proportions of big breasts and really wide hips plus no belly flab make her high test. Seems like it could be shooped a bit

>get an anorexic girlfriend (as easy as it gets)
>promise her the world and start a serious (or "serious") relationship
>slowly make her understand that you like THICC girls
>she is so insecure about losing you that she will start to pig out, while at the same time feeling awful with her body, wich in turn fuels her insecurity about losing you
>profit

>wanting a anorexic gf
Been there and no you don't want that

I've also been there, that's why I'm reccomending it
they are crazy as fuck, but you can easily manipulate their bodies
also, since they are skinny, they only pack pounds in the form of fat, giving them that soft and bubbly feeling of thicc girls

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Thanks for all these high-test threads guys. Really helps boost my self esteem. ;)

I want to see her eat a large pizza.

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>Being with any woman that is crazy af.

Never going back to that shit again.

It definitely seems like a bad idea.

Now that you mention that
It's exactly what happened with my ex who has anorexia
She had an amazing body with hourglass figure and good bubble ass with somewhat of a good form
But the crazy part got me fucked up
But the sex was fucking legendary
I can fuck her if I try
What would you recommend with manipulating her on getting that juicy ass again? (she lost all her high test)

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Get her obsessed with the gym over low calories. She'll turn into a squat thot, but she'll go high test

How about I give her the ''eat big to get big meme'' combined with gym obsessing. This way her muscles will create a nice form of her body while the fat making her high test?
How would you suggest getting her obsessed with the gym?

>Manipulating crazy

I can't see what could possibly go wrong.

Anorexic girls are really obsessed with numbers. (calorie counting and so forth) If she sees how number oriented weightlifting progression is, she might cling to that. It might be a bad idea to tell her she'll have to eat big, but slowly increasing her calories would probably work

>If she sees how number oriented weightlifting progression is, she might cling to that
Nice one

Enjoy your forever alone

Every woman is crazy.

bump

now that's a fuck hog

would drain my balls into her until they look like cranbaisins

is this Big P

Recently got really fucking THICC GF, the only prolem is, that she's got literally no tits. Fuck

so your gf is lena dunham?

that's foul

she's got pointy tits, which is the worst, but her body is more curvy than this

Mods!!!

How desperate does one have to be to fap to disgusting fattys like this?

gon lern tday