/FPH/ Thread: Meme Diet Edition

Did it every cross this bitches mind that instead of doing this every day she could just eat one less whole pizza per week and achieve this look as a passive skill rather than wasting an equip slot?

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why is this allowed on youtube? gross

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>she claims its the right size.
Hell no it isn't lol. Bitch is delusional.

youtube.com/watch?v=QFwKzk2mRJY
I never knew what chub rub was until now...

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You know I watched Suzy's video on her thyroid and that its the reason why so has been getting fat
>Be me
>Gained 30lb from high school to collage
>Doc gives me pills for thyroid
>Lost the 30lbs from diet and exercise
>Thyroid is healthy, no more pills

Am I crazy to think that if this stupid bitch just stopped ordering from Pizza Hut her thyroid problem will be gone too, or I was a weird thyroid case?

It pisses me off to no end how people blame it on thyroids...
Hyperthyroidism does not commonly cause weight gain (only in >10% of cases).
It much more commonly causes weight LOSS, and not only that, the weight gain can only occur when it is left untreated.

>"i have a thyroid disorder!1!!11!"
>*slurps milkshake*

Not exactly fat hate

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I wanna drown in those fat, disgusting titties.

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Bless him I hope he's doing well

I wear a hoodie and sweatpants while running because I don't want to get sun burned

Extreme chub'n tuck. Ethan would be proud.

>look at all the calories I'm not burning.

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I have hypothroidism (the one that causes weight gain/problems losing weight) and PCOS. In January I was eating below 1300 calories a day and exercising for at least 30 mins 5/7 days of the week. Was in college, that was the best I could do and get good grades. I gained weight. I gained 21 lbs in 6 months.

I might be different than her. I've got cysts in my right thyroid and it also has a heterogeneous blood flow, and I have a microadenoma (or however its spelled). I was barely conscious from constant fatigue from being fat and having these disorders. I was sleeping 16-20 hours a day because I had such great exhaustion.

My awesome endocrinologist/dietician finally gave me an answer for why I was such a fat piece of shit, and she put me on 3 medications: Synthroid, MetFORMIN, and Spironolactone. She specifically said to eat more fruit and protein and eat less carbs, and to focus on ballbusting cardio to get results. I lost 8 lbs. in 2 weeks, would have lost more if I wasn't recovering from an ankle injury.

You should really seek help for hormonal/thyroid disorders. They can fuck you up. But once they're diagnosed properly and treated properly, there's no excuse not to lose/gain weight.

Of course that won't stop fat bitches. Nothing can stop fat bitches.

Link to video and time of her saying that?

Guys I have a serious question ever since I got fit and made facial gains 5/10 and landbeast has been talking to me and kind of flirting with me on facebook and real life. I never really trolled anyone because I am not that clever can anyone give me some tips on how I can troll the hambeasts on facebook and real life?

She actually got caught Photoshopping herself thinner recently. Posted a body shot to her Instagram and all the ferns and plants behind her were warped and bending.

>Nothing can stop fat bitches.

well, besides diabetes

Nice wiggly ferns Snoozy.

Even without the ferns, you can tell. It's a horrible shop.

Fatty truly thinks that doctors spend years and shit tons of dollars on education just to be fatphobic lol ? Why the fuck they go see the doctor in the first place if they ain't going to fucking listen anyways ? Fucking fatties wasting doctors time now no one wanna be doctors. Mfw no more young qt inexperienced doctors check my balls and comment on my smooth balls.

She didn't, I watched the whole thing before. Some user made that thinking he was clever. No additions needed to be made to the shit show those fat fucks put on, they were pathetic enough as is. One of my favorite parts is when a fatty asks the thin girl if she's happy being thin and she says "yeah, are you happy being how you are?" and fatty gets all butthurt from the exact question she asked.

Does it present itself as being attractive through Photoshop?

Can someone explain why this hypothroidism isn't a miracle disease?

You're telling me people with this disease have hyper efficient bodies that need less calories to live?

They can eat less food and subsist fine?

Or is this is another bullshit categorization and having a thyroid issue means your body just isn't regulating your appetite well?

They don't need fewer calories to survive really. Their metabolic rate is so fucked that you feel tired all the time and sleep a lot. A LOT. So if you call that living then sure. But sleeping 20 hours a day isn't really living in my book.

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It happened five years ago, so she should probably know by now if it was cancer. And it seems like if it was, she'd have mentioned that in the post, right?

So most likely the doctor was correct and it's just that she was fat. And she still acts like it was unjustified.

Who the fuck asked you?

Tell her you only talk to pretty girls and that she should stop eating if she wants a chance with you

The whole 'calories in calories out' thing is just the simplest way of explaining a complicated process. It's about what happens to most people most of the time.

No, your body doesn't 'break the laws of physics' when it increases in size on a caloric deficit. There are so many ways this can happen. Tumours, for example, are made of dead cells in the body.

What really should astound you is the way your body turns simple sugars in to fat. That actually does appear to break the laws of physics since a large amount of fat can be formed from a smaller amount of sugar just because sugars are more densely packed with energy. Of course, you don't question this part of the process as 'laws of physics hurrr hurrr durr' because not only do you not really understand said laws, but you lack knowledge about human biology.

I fucking HATE that guy. I once was chilling with coworkers that for some reason think this dude is funny as shit and I had to sit through 3 of his 13 minute long rant videos. dude never says anything fucking funny yet he tries so damn hard to! what a failure

All memeing aside this would probably be good for arm conditioning if your gym doesn't have ropes

Isn't it good to sweat a lot though. Provided you ae rehydrating.

Something about cleansing or detoxing your body

He's like reddit in video form

This joke isn't the slightest bit funny, and it's made even less funny by the fact that it was never even said in the video.

It also doesn't make any sense. Which irritates the fuck out of me. Just saying something with the intent to insult someone doesn't make it a burn.

youtube.com/watch?v=x9XOR5sLq1M
> Yes really.

Probably cayenne pepper and 20mg of caffeine

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How far are you running that sunscreen doesn't cover it?

I don't understand, does she think that by rubbing her fat, it's magically being pushed inward thus making her skinnier?

I... don't know

Is this a fetal alcohol syndrome thread now?

>Have wife
>She has hashimotos
>Thyroid is just dead
>Gains about 20lbs and just holds there stubbornly
>She still sexy to me so i mostly just shrug
>ThroughSicknessAndInHealth.doc
>Her thyroid starts giving her a goider
>She wants docs to cut that cunt out
>Docs ho and hum for months before finally agreeing
>They cut it out
>Doc said it looked "gnarly"
>Get it sent in
>Comes back
>Fucking thing was riddled with 3 kinds of cancer
>her neck when

Shes lost 4lbs so far and feels better than ever except for a calcium problem

the fuck is fascia blasting?

:(

>right thyroid

Is this like child moving vegetables around then saying they've eaten them?

>it was cancerous
Wewlad, dodged a potential bullet right there.
Is there a chance of it having spread to other organs?

Kekkes and checked

What a weird comparison to make.

>I don't understand this body wrap fad hamplanets try to do

Something you need to understand is that americans know fuck all about nutrition and how the body works, this is made worse when you have 20 different magazines and blogs telling you 'WANT TO SHRED THOSE FEW EXTRA POUNDS? JUST TRY THIS EGG DIET AND WALA, THOSE EXTRAM PONDS WILL BEGONE WHENBYOU WAKE UP' and 'Ladies, want to lose that STUBBORN belly fat? Just wrap yourself in plastic and watch the fat melt away!'.

And dont get me started with all of the companies that say 'you cant lose weight because you arent using our product/service!'

We go in for a test here soon, but doc thinks shes clean and clear. She gets super salty at fatties who whine about their thyroid

I hope that's the case man, good luck.

Fuck imagine coming home to this dumb cow after a long day of work. Feel sorry for the poor bastard.

I wondered if she was a solo mom.

>Talking to 9/10
>"I sell wraps from ItWroks!"
>"You should totally let me wrap you"
>Pay retard amount of money for hot girl lube me up and wrap cling wrap on me
>"Wow you look so much better, so Veeky Forums and hot"
>Look exactly the same
>Was worth it.

hahahaha, nice.

I would have told her "This wasn't the kind of wrapper I was thinking of!"

Nope she's got a ring on that finger.

>wala

Fuck me how horrifyingly stupid can you be?

It's the French word `voila` retard.

It's good for your skin

Who gives a fuck you fucking autist

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

*furrious eyelid twitching*

This happened today, I'm still kinda pissed.

>Got a summer internship at some summer school
>Takes kids on field trips on Fridays
>Today is well above 100+ where I'm at
>Kids go to the beach today to fly kites
>We have to take the kids there by train since walking them there in this weather is suicide
>Rush hour on the way back, we have to split our 70+ kids into smaller groups
>Take my group and try to find them seats on the jam packed train
> HUUUUUUUUGGGEE 500 + pounds hamplanet on the train
>Takes up two and a half seats, sipping 7/11 Big Gulp
>Ask if I can let my kids sit
>Ham galaxy looks at me like I just killed her whole family
>Could have fit four-five kids on there
>Allofmyrage.jpeg
>Some dudebro gives up his seat for one of my kids
>Couldn't do anything as I watched my other kids suffer after 4 hours of walking
>Mfw
>The kids complain like shit on the way back from the train to our site, don't blame them

Forgot pic

I can tell it's a shop, from the pixels.

>fat chick at my office won't stfu about the super hardcore boot camp she's going to
>omg it's soooo hard but it feels good working off this weight!
>go to her desk to help her with something
>empty coke bottles everywhere
>empty kingsize twizzler wrapper
>half empty huge penny candy bag full of sour keys she's currently eating
>secretly celebrate her impending diabetes as I help her

Worst pasta ever

She posted this on Instagram a few days ago. Can't stand fat lazy liars

Yah I don't get why he is so famous.

>Make my words
It's called mark my words you dipshit
Stopped reading there

I worked at a summer camp over the summer and even I felt beat after those days. Poor kids and poor you man.
Fuck selfish hamplanets

She must be wearing like three fucking kilos worth of makeup. My mom's a cosmetician so I really can't fucking stand badly and inexpertly applied makeup. She looks like she applies it with a god damn trowel.

Holy fuck are yoga pants magic? All they do is smooth out disgusting wrinkles and make things look rounder and they somehow improve a fucking -20 into a passable 5. Jesus that scares me, I don't want to take home a cute girl with a fat ass and find out its actually just a fat ass.

It's funny because the only fat she's burning are the calories of her arm movements.

to be fair she mightve had just as long a day
still rude though

Call all the physicists in the world, law of conservation of mass is bullshit since you clearly created it out of nowhere.

>XL-550
>XL

lel

I remember the first time I saw this. It was the beginning of my descent into madness.

>gained two pounds this week.

JFMSU SENPAI

It's a Veeky Forums meme you newfag

> 2 pounds

Could be real, but my crystal ball says there's a really big shit in your future.

P sure that fat fuck took it back out. Look at how neatly he placed it in the dumpster. Anyone that would try to lose fat would just dump the whole thing out scattered everywhere in the trash

That doesn't make sense