So, *sip* where are your abs, user?

>So, *sip* where are your abs, user?

Under all my fat

Right here

In the kitchen where they are made.

Fuck, sorry for the trip.

How did you do that?

Anime isn't real.
>and neither are my abs :(

Just like my will to live they don't exist

A solid cut and weighted ab work. It's a combination of both, not one or the other.

Dumb anime poster

THAT'S IT! I will not sit here and be judged by a snarky chinese cartoon! fuck you lady!

Ew

Also don't forget nigger genetics.

>muh genetics

Doesn't Veeky Forums make fun of tumblrites all the time for this shit? Get over yourself and put the work in instead of denigrating someone else.

>denigrating
>denig
>nig

cringing @ this post rn

Under about 8 pounds of fat. I just started a cut, give me a few weeks first. Jesus.

This is the only correct answer

>tfw never been below 15% BF
I just don't really care that much. I'm lifting as a hobby. Not to achieve anything

>dancing at club
>three girls beckon me over
>dance crazy with them
>grinding on two of them, one on each leg
>one of them bends all the way over and sticks her ass out
>remove leg from other girls crotch and start humping this one while laughing maniacally
>her friends are both laughing
>I let her up
>they are all saying I'm crazy etc
>one of them lifts my shirt
>anticipate this and flex my abs just in time
>OMG YOURE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
>all giving me the dtf eye
>I have gf tho
>see a guy from my gym that is always meanmugging me
>tell the girls he's even bigger than me go check him out
>they go up to him
>hes all smiles and talking
>they lift his shirt
>hairy fatty belly
>the girls look back at me like wtf
>burst out laughing
>360 and moonwalk back to my friends

Kek

>360 and moonwalk

Huh

>360 and moonwalk back to my friends

Hefty kek