Itt we post empires that were literally redd*t

>Itt we post empires that were literally redd*t

>Be Justinian
>I will retake North Africa and Italy
>Bulgars and Sklavinoi assravaging the Balkans
>>Better build some fancy buildings, muh glory
>Oh yeah I'll build some forts in the balkans, but won't commit a lot of garrisons cause muh RECONQUEST
>Also I'll spend more money on making barbarians fight one another and stretch my empire's fiscal capacity further
>East and West split regards to religion
>Decide to persecute Eastern heretic sect
>Somehow fails
>Decide to renounce one of the sects to comply to the Eastern Monophysites
>Demand Latin Pope to sign the denouncement of 3 authors, refuses
>Put him under house arrest until he complies and signs the treaty
>Piss off the Western Latins for leaning too much to the Eastern side and force my shitty dogma on them
>Get so confused by Christ's nature I make a statement that contradicts the following I associate myself with
>Basically become a heretic
>Plague comes in
>Sassanids also attacking us
>Still need those Italian lands mofugga
>Slavs break through my frontier after 5 years of peace.
>Eventually Barbarian superstate forms that wants to conquer our land
>wtf why is West and East still split and angry
Procopius's works were justified.

t. Procopius

t. Theo-slutmeister-dora.

>literally redd*t
What does this even mean?

>belisarius didn't stay to rule Italy

At least someone wants to fuck me, Virginopius.

At least my father wasn't a demon.

Reddit didn't exist yet. Impossible.

Ah yes, the proud "G*rman" living in Berlįnbül. Kys baka.

I'd fuck Theodora mercilessly

muh geese eating grains off muh privates

What?

He doesn't know. He's just trying to fit in.

>this Nepalese mandala board I frequent and am inexplicably loyal to is better than an unrelated website frequented and enjoyed by others

What the fuck does that even mean you faggot?

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That's not even fucking real though

This is what they got, not helping based Timur Lenk senpai to pursue the Turkish main force in Europe. :^)

Don’t you mean the Western Finnic Empire?

Autism outbreak.

She'd break you.

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muh headless emperor

Hearsay, pleb.

Correct.

I am greek

Is there any more irrelevant "empire" than this? Their entire history is basically they getrung fucked by bulgar/arab/crusader/turks and slowly dying because nobody bothered to give a shit to finish them off

Can some byzaboos explain the appeal here?

Byzaboos are literally cancer and i'd beat the shit out of a Byzaboo if i saw one irl

Wasn't an Empire. You may as well show a map of modern Europe and claim its a European Empire. That would actually be more accurate than claiming that celtic Europe was one.

But it is

no it wasnt you gay retard
celtic tribes were very split and fought amongst themselves
It is the same as calling all the arabic states an empire
celtic was a culture not a nationstate you bubbling buffon
go slurp some semen you faggot

upbump

>greekboi mad episode

But it really isn't, brainlet.

Absolutely based

The kind of empires that hipsters, contrarians and edgelords like because they think that knowing about them makes them "special." Basically parts of history that are like these films.
Empires and nations like
>Byzantium
>Prussia
>Ming China
>Poland-Lithuania
>German
>Tamerlane's Empire
>Bactria
>Pinochet's Chile
Are "reddit."

Why are amerifats allowed to post on this board?

This but without the edgelord part.

>knowing Germany and Chile exist makes you special
Not everyone lives in America

*Second German Empire
It's more than just knowing about them, it's giving them more praise and attention than they deserve. Everybody knows Chile exists, but you have to be a reddit-brained retard to believe in "based Pinochet's Miracle!!!" or post shit like "free helicopter rides XD!"

No one's suggesting that knowing these empires makes you special. The point is that these empires attract people who think they're special for knowing them and love to show off how "quirky" they are, i.e. redditors.

Yeah but knowing German empire is elementary school knowledge, if you unironically think it makes you quirky or special it's a good indication the school system in your country blows cock.

At least he is not the one making the same thread constantly Yusuf.

No way more like any catholic state. France Spain Italy

That was the point

Cymbrians germanic
Celts French

>300
>A Clockwork Orange
>Kill Bill
>Lord of the Rings
>American Psycho
Most people have at least heard of these or watched them, I very much doubt that somebody would think they're "special" or "quirky" because they've seen them, so I fail to see how they're apparently "fedoracore" or "reddit".

The rest is fairly accurate though.

>Drive
>Dredd
>Se7en
How or why are these fedora

So I'm an edgelord because I know about the history of the country I'm from?

How dare you not be born in a historically mainstream country?!

The fucking Reddit meme is the most annoying one to ever come from this website and that's really saying something

>>Byzantium
>>Prussia
>>Ming China
>>Poland-Lithuania
>>German
>>Tamerlane's Empire
>>Bactria
>>Pinochet's Chile
So nations that had absolutely nothing in common except you not liking them/memeing them.

>t. Eastern Reddit Empire fanboy

Why is it Reddit? They weren't the biggest moralfags of the area.