You shit HOW many times a day user!?

>You shit HOW many times a day user!?

Like 8 times. Should I see a doctor?

When I was on antibiotics my record was 6 shits in one day.
Fuck getting hurt and surgery and sheit.
Anyways, in keeping with the theme of this thread.

>What is a manlet and why do you keep calling me that?

I shit once a week when I'm cutting

considering i shit once every 3ish days like.. 1/3 of a shit per day?

i swear like half my food gets lost in my colon because the amount i shit definitely isnt 3 days worth of food

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>tfw IBS
>sometimes have to shit 5 times a day, especially when I eat milk products like quark

Once maybe twice a day doc, why?

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You and I seem to have high efficiency digestive systems. Less waste more gains.

You are me.

My understanding after years of study is that other people simply shit smaller turds.

Before I began lifting I used to shit once a week. Now that I'm bulking its 1 to 2 times a day. It's kind of encouraging.

When the nurse asked if you exercised daily you responded
"six scoops, come on. Whatever the fuck it takes godammit, right babe?"

Can you just clarify what you meant by that exactly...?

Means you GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON DOC

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>You're telling me you put "2 scoops" in a shaker bottle and sip it in between sets?
>How much are you taking?

>So you work out until your muscles are sore? That doesn't sound very healthy to me

Pretty shit desu, no docs gonna say that.

>tfw shit once every like 4 days

Is there something wrong with me?

That sounds like my mom, not a doctor.

>You must have shit your brains out user, I am a doctor.

No, for the last time you don't have low testosterone levels and I won't prescribe injections for you.

that sucks bro my doctor told me when i was 14 that the more i work out the better

Like 6-8 times a day. GOOOOMAAD

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Same here dude, I wish I didn't.

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I haven't shit in over a week.

That's what you get for eating below 500 cals a day, I guess.

Excercise and moving helps churn shit up in your intestines up and push it around, that's pretty much an ideal case of what generally happens. Though I can't really imagine someone being able to shit literally once a week on a regular basis without extreme discomfort and a bowel impaction if that kept up for any length of time.

Do you just spend the entire day on the fucking toilet?

You should see Guinness.

screw you doc, I can quit anytime I want

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>tfw you shit once at the same time every day

I shit once a day in the morning. It's absolutely divine.

Most of the work day yes, which is fine 'cause it's not like we do anything there. Office job. The negative is the mad ass rash you get for wiping all the time.

>you eat over 200 grams of protein a day?