Tfw cant lift due to being more smarter than weightlifting meatheads

>I'm so dumb that I think I'm smart, hurr durr

Ever notice how every criminal thinks they're smarter than the cops or anyone else? Then they get caught easily. That's because they're so dumb they think they're smart -- just like the OP.

you only say this because you only hear about the ones that got caught

>tfw losing weight and lifting has made me feel sharper
Best decision of my life desu

We only hear about the OP because he's fat, weak, disgusting, and utterly unrepentant.

Shut the fuck

>7 posts in

Ugh.

>more smarter
OP is either a troll or an idiot

>either a troll or an idiot
You're either a troll or an idiot senpai

I fucking hate u shut up u massive fuckiggn idiot jesus christ

literally the laziest, shittiest bait i've ever seen

This is a pretty retarded meme.

I'm an actuary with 2 degrees; CS & Finance. I'm a new lifter (

your stupider

So smart u cant get a simple joke?

Except people actually think this shit is true.

>this was the autistic kid who was easy to piss off in elementary school

lol

>toronto

Yea sure thing pajeet, fuck off home while your at it

>making these threads on every single board

you sure are autistic aren't you?

Probably Latvian.

desu

This thread is top tier ironic humor considering how many people legitimately responded.

I'm smarter than you, but I still lift.

well, this is a latvian shitposting forum

I wish there were more people out there as enlightened as me and OP. Personally, I work out, but I only do cardio, not any of that lifting stuff. I don't want to get fat, but I definitely don't want to be some lunky meathead.

really makes you think...

>TFW people are literally a game to me

>not lifting to increase blood flow to your brain

lifting is scientifically proven to give you a big dick

>actuary
Fucking snooze fest m8

plus you wouldn't want to get too big

>not doing brain hypertrophy workouts
>making it

pick one

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>tfw too intelligent to lift

wtf is that

Hydrocephalus, or water in the skull

Brainiac

Typical /int/ poster.

bump

Doubting it being a troll makes you either a troll or an idiot

you're just average normie

>pussypad
not gonna make it professer

>I'm so smart yet I think I can't understand a joke

he died a few months ago @ 87 i believe

tumor on ocular nerve.

awesome guy.

insanely smart.

also gay which makes him Veeky Forums approved

Several posts in and we hooked up a real autist

Sorry Steven Hawkings

All the bullshit outside, the new condo buildings in Toronto are amazing.

Then again, I'd probably rather live in a normal building and get a homegym instead of doubling my rent just for a fancy gym (without any rack but with 20 treadmills of course) and a receptionist.

Ayy lmao

Hey fit, why are glasses associated with being smart, when its a fuking genetic deffect?

Mfw op seared ass with his troll post

chads dont need no glasses to read no book

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It's a shitty bar.

>tfw too strong to read

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I always notice it's like the quasi intellectuals that judge people for being meatheads.

Like I went to a directional state school and got a degree in psychology and even though I bar tend right now I'm soooo smart and you're just a dumb meathead.

People in my life who are doctors/lawyers/successful business people always see it as a positive.

Also love telling the dumb meathead accusers that I'm in a good law school and still like to act like an idiot, talk bioscience, and pick things up and put them down

weak b8s m8s but here is your reply

It's always the arts majors too, since they've realized that they are failures and start to believe their degree still puts them above those who are "less-educated".

I have a degree in nanotechnology engineering, and lifting & sports are imo the greatest things to keep you from depression and general boredom

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