Tfw no T-Rex gf

>tfw no T-Rex gf

>roiding for this
Lol'd.

I'm okay with it

She race track bikes or something? She's got the build for it.

But her freshly grown, tiny girlbenis will look even tinier bc of them legs though and that's not what you want, right?

I'm surprised you don't see people on Veeky Forums suggest cycling as a hobby for natty leg gains.

There's something so hot about these women, I think it's the fact that for the first time in my life I'd actually feel like I'm getting fucked rather than I'm fucking someone
>tfw cowgirl is the hottest position
>tfw literally no woman is good at it

Some of her pics are alright but sometimes she posts something that wakes me up to the realization that she's disproportionate af. I can't be the only one who notices this, right? She focuses too much on her glutes and quads while ignoring her calf muscles and upper body.

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women who only train legs look wonky as fuck

Who's this Gyno dino???

She webcamed where she showed her vagoo does anybody have the links

>boney man knees
groce

Kek I remember this and it's way funnier to me now than when I first saw it

literally chicken legs
it looks like a fucking chicken thigh

I'm perfectly alright with this.

Rather have a qt Russian / Ukrainian gf.

how do those shorts not ride up them huge quads?

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source
Please

Being my skelly self, I don't want a gf who can beat the shit out of me.

For that matter, that's why I choose to remain celibate. Pretty much any girl can kick my ass, so I don't date them. After all, I don't want to get beaten up by a chick.

>professional athletes
>natty

Reverse you fucktard

Please
source

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She is Bakhar Nabieva

cycling shorts have a band of rubber on the inside encircling the bottom of each leg, the rubber is adhesiv so it'll prevent this.

You fucking look like a farm yard animal that learned to stand upright.

That'S a fantastic ass, but the training needed to get and maintain it must be crazy,

Cycling for gains is the one and only fit hobby

imagine grabbing those thights when you fuck her thight vagoo

>that seat induced ed

Say goodbye to your boner gainz

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My gf looks almost like this. Except she is a fucking cardio bunny with almost no muscle mass. Beautiful face won't make up for the lack of muscle imo. Seriously thinking about leaving her for someone who actually does something useful in the gym.

delete this

calm down satan, tiny feminine penis is good

Sounds uncomfortable bordering on painful m8

>Seriously thinking about leaving her for someone who actually does something useful in the gym
Do it, man. I would never date someone who goes to the gym to only do cardio.

>Do it, man. I would never date someone who goes to the gym to only do cardio.

That would be so unsatisfying. I would constanty think that I miss out on something.

dicksout

My current gf is really good at it. Former gymnast, had to quit cuz she got too tall. Still does circus acrobatics and shit to stay fit.

>dat core tho
>dat feeling as she moves in ways you didn't know were possible
>dat definition in the soft bedroom light.

Kek

My Seids status: ascended

Can anyone tell what gear she's on? Boldenone?

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dem hammies

more comfortable than the chaffing that hours on the bike would induce

Whatever it takes right.. babe?