Things you can say about your home gym, but not you girlfriend

Things you can say about your home gym, but not you girlfriend.

I have one

Nice rack

it exists

I can share it with friends (only because it exists)

It's quiet unless I use it.

Confirmed for actual chuckle

It makes me feel like a man

I cracked the floor after trying out a 200lb clean and jerk.

I caught my friend dumping his load on the rack

It has an unnecessary amount of weight

>tfw dyel

Upped the weight again

Well, I was thinking about turning it into a community bathroom.

kek

You make me hard.

I ejaculate in it.

I can suck cocks in it.

Only I come inside my gym.

It won't suck every cock from here to hollywood.

I got the bench from craigslist for 50 bucks.

AINT NOBODY WANNA LIFT THIS HEAVY-ASS WEIGHT

All the fatties come in it only once.

Planet Shitness :(

It's getting a bit old and dusty

At least I never have to wipe another dude's sweat off.

I legitimately enjoy being at home knowing its in the other room

It's not mine, it's my wife's son's.

>It makes me feel good
>it makes me better
>it challenges me
>it makes me happy

It's nice to have at home, but as soon as I got it I basically stopped going out.

I threw it in a dumpster and regretted every moment. When I grew out the barbell, it hurt so much. I went back several times to almost reclaim it. Even the morning after.

Why?

Why you ask?

I broke up with my serious gf for a fling-esque sexual relationship. I feared marriage and was not ready for commitment. I had to move out for our shared apartment, where my home gym was.

I just took it all part and threw it in the trash.

Yes I regret my decision. But also not really... I so much missed seeing yoga ass at the public gym. I'll probably never have a home gym again.

They're gay actually

I'm happy it weighs 450lbs loaded

My home gym isn't in fucking Rome for another 2 weeks that wasn't originally planned

Tempted to fly out there tomorrow and fuck her brains ou

Yeah I spent a lot of money on it.

I cleared out my basement just for it.

Heh

It has made me into a better man, I can't imagine life without it, I don't care if it has been used by others I still love it.

I like being inside it

It makes me sweat for hours

>tfw you've been searching for a girlfriend for so long, but none would ever measure up to your first power rack
I'm pretty sure I can go to Canada to legally get married to one.

they are exactly the same
im not even close to having one