Things you can say about your home gym, but not you girlfriend.
Things you can say about your home gym, but not you girlfriend
I have one
Nice rack
it exists
I can share it with friends (only because it exists)
It's quiet unless I use it.
Confirmed for actual chuckle
It makes me feel like a man
I cracked the floor after trying out a 200lb clean and jerk.
I caught my friend dumping his load on the rack
It has an unnecessary amount of weight
>tfw dyel
Upped the weight again
Well, I was thinking about turning it into a community bathroom.
kek
You make me hard.
I ejaculate in it.
I can suck cocks in it.
Only I come inside my gym.
It won't suck every cock from here to hollywood.
I got the bench from craigslist for 50 bucks.
AINT NOBODY WANNA LIFT THIS HEAVY-ASS WEIGHT
All the fatties come in it only once.
Planet Shitness :(
It's getting a bit old and dusty
At least I never have to wipe another dude's sweat off.
I legitimately enjoy being at home knowing its in the other room
It's not mine, it's my wife's son's.
>It makes me feel good
>it makes me better
>it challenges me
>it makes me happy
It's nice to have at home, but as soon as I got it I basically stopped going out.
I threw it in a dumpster and regretted every moment. When I grew out the barbell, it hurt so much. I went back several times to almost reclaim it. Even the morning after.
Why?
Why you ask?
I broke up with my serious gf for a fling-esque sexual relationship. I feared marriage and was not ready for commitment. I had to move out for our shared apartment, where my home gym was.
I just took it all part and threw it in the trash.
Yes I regret my decision. But also not really... I so much missed seeing yoga ass at the public gym. I'll probably never have a home gym again.
They're gay actually
I'm happy it weighs 450lbs loaded
My home gym isn't in fucking Rome for another 2 weeks that wasn't originally planned
Tempted to fly out there tomorrow and fuck her brains ou
Yeah I spent a lot of money on it.
I cleared out my basement just for it.
Heh
It has made me into a better man, I can't imagine life without it, I don't care if it has been used by others I still love it.
I like being inside it
It makes me sweat for hours
>tfw you've been searching for a girlfriend for so long, but none would ever measure up to your first power rack
I'm pretty sure I can go to Canada to legally get married to one.
they are exactly the same
im not even close to having one