ITT shit that triggers you at the gym

ITT shit that triggers you at the gym
>that guy wearing khakis and a polo while lifting

>Loud grunting

>Not putting plates away like a fucking adult

>Not wiping sweat off the equipment


I swear to God, half of the people at the gym are just giant children.

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Who the fuck cares what people wear? That doesn't affect your workout at all.

The person I have dubbed the chalk police. He doesn't work at the gym, but that doesn't stop him from going around "enforcing" rules.

LOL ! If I see one more motherfucker wear basketball shorts to the gym im going to beat his ass and knock some sense in to him.

How do you not grunt while squatting or diddlying? I wipe my sweat and re rack always though.

Get over it.
You don't need to wear a shirt that says you do crossfit for lifting.
And they're not obstructing your life in any way by dressing like that.

hnnnng that shit would piss me off. I get looks from people when I use chalk but no one has ever said shit to me

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That guy doing cardio in the gym

>when you drop a duece and you end up getting poop on your hand because your gym only has single ply bullshit toilet paper
>when you realize there is no more soap in the soap dispenser

what's the issue with basketball shorts? they're lightweight, comfortable, they don't restrict movement. most people have them, so they don't have to buy any clothes specifically for working out.

I always see boogie with the basketball shorts shit
Did he make a vid about it or something

nice autism brah

they don't hide boners at all. If anything, they make boners more noticeable.

do you really see that many people with boners? I've yet to see one at the gym. most people can control their urges.

this is me, except i work out at an office gym, just go and bench during my lunch hour 3 times a week. it gets the stress out from dealing with all kinds of bullshit every day

I fucking wish I could do that. Increase my pathetic bench and relieve stress, 2 birds with 1 stone.

>getting boners at the gym
>not having all your blood flowing everywhere else

Doing it wrong.

I wear basketball shorts and a t shirts fight me faggot

Fat fucks that clearly aren't even attempting to make an effort at improving themselves and just show up to check in on facebook and half ass some shitty workout for a half an hour before leaving.

This picture.

No one would notice anyways so it's okay for people like you.

> that guy running backwards on the elliptical

I'm not sure he knows he's doing it wrong

>I go to the gym to look at boners

Wasn't that guy from a meet up or something?

>that one guy who works at US postal service and wears his uniform to the gym every fucking day
>that same guy does one set of every exercise on every machine with varying degrees of shit form
>stays for 3 hours and spends 2 of them talking to people
>never works legs

How can you lack self awareness this much?

Not re-racking and overly loud yelling. Also, sitting on a machine for 30 minutes. Wtf.

when the coconut body wash they have in the shower dispenser doesn't actually taste like coconuts

I see so many boners.

I'd notice. I'd notice his boner.

what's the difference between basketball shorts and gym shorts? srs question

>go to gym
>laying back on a bench doing dumbbell flies
>girl comes and stands directly between me and the mirror in front of me
>does one squat
>turns around and says "can you look somewhere else you fucking perve??"

>tfw workout in my ranger panties
Go ahead and stare if you want, user.

>that guy who sees who's squatting the highest, loads on more weight than him, and then does a single maximum effort 6" ROM """"""""squat""""""""

>EEEUUURRGHHH on the way up

Calm down Julian

I wasn't gonna ask for permission but I appreciate you giving it.