Tfw in a one-on-one fist fight I could kill every one of you

>tfw in a one-on-one fist fight I could kill every one of you

but what have you done for the world?

>tfw I have friends so together we would fuck you up

Doubt it mate.

That's nice. And if you tried, I'd shoot you, so...

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on Veeky Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

at the same time?

bang

I just shot you with a gun

Ur a cute one mate. Reality is that's never going to happen, and if you and I went one on one you'd be the one to drop first with a bullet in between your inbred cross eyed eyes.

Would be willing to fight you
Or you...

Veeky Forums fight club when?

>taking a gun to a fist fight

classic, absolutely classic

before your sweaty, greasy sausage fingers managed to retrieve your replica luger from your holster along with some bullets from your bandolier I would have delivered a jab to your chin so powerful your nanna will get sore just hearing about it

ITT a bunch of insecure cock guzzlers who were picked on as kids argue about who is toughest on an Iranian horticulture forum.

AlsoYou will have to catch me first you fat cunt.

You were all molested during childhood

No but my father was a karateka who put me in karate starting age 5, and i have had a passion for MA ever since (did wrestling in hs, bjj when it first became a meme, the whole shpiel)

>tfw i can easily destroy any titled fighter in any sport due to sheer amounts of power and raw strength

You should take out stipe miocic, i am sure the paycheck is well worth it

So many fedoras in this thread

Daily reminder that if you ever incite violence you're a retarded inbred monkey monghead

the amount of insecurity in this thread is embarrassing

Lol karate lol

>Veeky Forums fight club
Fucking hell I would actually sign up for that.

maybe, until it gets taken to the ground, and you become a pretzel

>people who take posts like this seriously

>Veeky Forums bantz

You can fucking come try it you weak ass pussy