Cast historical kino!

Cast historical kino!

>pic related the perfect Empress Theodora

Fuck off

her name is 9.jpg and she is your 2d girlfriend? cool stuff user!

Faggot

I mean there are 3 billion females around stop being so fascinated by random tits.

That's a very noble shroud, alright.

Only 1 billion are fuckable tho

Eddie Murphy as Hannibal.

Only 1% are really fuckable, the rest are "no choice". We're talking about few dozen millions at best.

I'll give you one higher

We already have perfect Marcus Aurelius

Ramses II, the great

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Benito Mussolini

Non-porno "Caligula," anyone?

hurrrr

That Joffrey kid would be perfect.

WUZ

Classical Paulus Dannus

He could play young Caligula.

Fug, he does actually resemble him a bit facial wise.

loved him in "it's always sunny in philadelphia"

He's a real progressive too, he does a lot of charity work.

I hope he runs for office one of these days.

Who's the best actress to play /ourgirl/?

Bonus Question: Who should play her rescuer, General Nathan Bedford Forrest?

Boudicca

Please also post 10.jpg, 11.jpg and 12.jpg

Too short, but the facial structure actually isn't too off.

He's like 25. Caligula reigned between the ages of 24 and 28, so he's actually perfect right now.

KANGZ

OY'LL SMACK YOU UP GUV'NOR

Trevor as Obama

Tom Hanks

But can he act the part?

Cumberbatch as Albert Fish

Guy Fieri as one of the de Medicis

He was picked specifically because of his uncanny resemblance to Caligula, whom J.R.R Martin based the character King Joffrey upon.

In other words, a beastly little enfant terrible with the worst sadistic streak you could possibly imagine. This is the guy who, as a young child, watched the dour, degenerate Tiberius kill his mother, brother, all of his immediate family members, then raise him personally in his rape palace where he could indulge any perversion which crossed his mind.

who can we cast as the bump for this thread?

Fun fact. General Nathan Bedford Forrest's grandson, Bigadier General Nathan Bedford Forrest III was the first American general to die overseas

Willem Dafoe

Can't get a more arbitrary, cherrypicked milestone?
>the first Congolese quartermaster to fuck a monkey in the Amazon under a full moon on thursday night after the year 1950

>grandson

It was his great-grandson. His grandson was Forrest II, who's only major claim to fame was being Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan in Georgia for a few years (and he hyped up his grandfather's involvement in the original Klan to get that position).

Caligula didnt do nuffin

Napoleon Bonaparte & Duke of Wellington

Caligula did everyone and everything.

Has there ever been a better casting?

>set in Detroit

Wait really

Yup.

Colin Farrell as Alexander was better.

cast Eric Andre as Scipio Africanus pls

Reinhard Heydrich

Christian Bale as "Mansa Musa", just for the inevitable screams of protest.

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what movie is this? Ben Hur?

Wellington was a brunette though.

Rich Evans as Napoopan

>not casting actual descendantof Napoleon as Napoleon
fugg you mane

Napoleon genetic is something

Here's his sister (equally descendant, ofc) for ya.

Attilla

>tfw no bonaparte gf

Genghis Khan

NAME????????

Yora Faget. Israeli actress.

Hehe... faget

He looks like Napoleon even so many generations removed but Napoleon was not thought to be attractive by his contemporaries.

wait a minute i see what you did there

Herod the Great

Claire Dames

Fucking perfect!

So will Achilles and Patroclus be on the down-low?

Napoleon was kind of unhealthy-looking during most of his life, though.

how have you never seen her before

the one that has Alec Guinness

Fall of the Roman Empire

Holly shit jews are trully an ugly and cursed people

The best casting every

Also

Queen Zenobia of Palmyra

Alexander Siddig as Septimius Severus.

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This thread was just created in order to race bait