What do?

>you have 500 dollars to make a meal that is protein rich
One condition
>You have no kitchen to make it in

What do you eat?

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Sum nigger dick flavoured pudding

A big nigger dick flavoured pudding

What is the nutritional value of nigger dick flavoured pudding?

I would chop off a nigger dick and roast it over a fire.

nigger dick flavoured pudding

$490 worth of whey protein
$10 worth of whole milk
Dump all the whey into the milk
Use my arm to stir it all together

Loads of faggotry

Some good old nigger dick flavoured pudding

Just skip the pudding all together?

Interesting. I might try that except with my cock.

What else?

Read the sticky fatso

I'm on the road for the next 8 hours and I need good food senpai

If you have access to a fire cook some chicken breast. If you aint got no fire i dunno read the nutritional facts of some snack shit.

Eat a nigger dick

Eat some nigger dick flavoured pudding

Feels bad man. I don't want to be a cannibal

By far my favorite answer though atleast he tried

Milk and protein powder
Fruits and veggies

>Use my arm to stir it all together

my sides

What's your guys opinion on protein bars?

1. go to mcdonalds
2. order mcdoubles with no ketchup and ditch the bun
3. 23g protien no carbs
4. become keto god

Is this real?

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>22 grams of protein for $1.39 dollars
Best tier bulking food. Almost 80 grams of protein instead of the 50 gram protein shake you get for $5.

I actually just got 2 so that's a comfy 44 grams of brotein (I only had the patties) to go with my shake from earlier which brings me up to 110 grams today. Thanks senpai.

Buy a very large tuna at fish market, eat raw, save the rest of the money for fun stuff.

I like sushi and all, but Is that safe?

>i like sushi
>is eating sushi safe?

hmmm really makes me think

500 SCOOPS C'MON

pleb

>not holding the milk in your mouth, then pouring in the powder and swishing it around like mouth wash

Idk what those slant eyed fuckers do with the fish man idk about bones and the rituals they do and shit

>OP only does 3 scoops

8 pounds of stake, a grill, and a tank of Strickland Propane.

>wasting money on milk

what a faggot

pussy

Stake

That's a lot of risk

>500 dollars
I'll go to a fucking nice ass restaurant

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Nigger dick flavoured pudding is more expensive

>go to the all you can eat sushi the town over for 25 bucks
>pocket the rest

Crisis averted.

XDDDDDDDD EBIN
forced meme/69

I buy a cow

Aint forced

Niggers aren't human so it isn't cannibalism.
If you're vegan that's a different situation.

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Protein shake (whey + water since I'm assuming no kitchen = no milk)
A bag of potato chips

What do I win?

I move the stove and microwave to my livingroom

Youre right I have no kitchen for food, she wasn't up to it.

Buy a pig,build a fire and roast it out side,keep the rest for me

Common procedure is to superfreeze for 2 days (if you have to ask, forget about it) or freezing in a normal freezer for 5 days to ensure any eventual parasites are dead and don't go swiss-cheesing your brain.

I won't speculate as to what the fishermen do with the fish before handing it off to the fishmongerers, though it is most likely they just keep it refrigerated.

OP, are you on the road right now? If not, pack a lunchbox. Big chicken and pasta salad, small bottle of balsamic vinegar, and a fork.
A big thermos of coffee and a bottle of sparkling water, gallon jug of ALLDAYUMAY, and you're all set.

If you are on the road, pick up some protein bars or stop by a deli to pick up a grilled chicken. Salad bars are fine too, if not a bit expensive for what they are, but that doesn't seem to be a big concern for you.

$500 worth of KFC

Nigger confirmed