How do you get a gf with this body?

How do you get a gf with this body?

kill yourself and hope you reincarnate into something better

Pose in less of a gay-fuck-me-in-the-ass manner when snap chatting???

Not an option
It's not gay, I said no homo.

Stop posing like a gay dude for one.

Australia

*grabs you by the throat* Back the fuck off???!!
I said no homo bro!
do Australian girls like this pose

wtf I hate women now :(

...

Wtf I love Rich now

I'd fuck your ass

Yeah bro but I'm not gay

>That cheeky grin just before he says 5

He knows.

what does he know

COM'ON

GOTTA TAKE HOMOEROTIC PICS TO CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RIGHT BA-... BABE?

show more glutes

You got it bro
No homo

one free bf here :(

Now post cock.

That's a little too far bro.
This is a sfw board, and that's kinda gay.

Do it fagget, mods are asleep

But that's gay bro

>No homo

Idk man

DO IT

Fuck. Here goes nothing. Posting cock.

Please have sex with me.

I would but you're a man.

How would you know that I am a man?

>Veeky Forums
I'm 99.9% sure that you're a man.

I guess but what if I tell I'm not a "man" ;)

Then you're probably lying. Am I right?

Nope

I don't know if I believe that, but on the off case that you truly do mean it, my kik is DoughRyeMon

what kind of fish is in
??

Ah. I get it. Ok.
:(

It's a happy fish.

at least tell me how big and thick your dicks is

no I'm not gay

OP Never fucking said "No Homo"

Sorry man :(

No homo bro
;_;
When will it be my turn to get a gf

Hey man, I'm not OP but my dick is just over 6 inches, a little bit thicker than normal, has a downwards curve, and my foreskin is really tight

thank you user
I'll just imagine your dick as op's sweet brown dick