Rio 2016

>>Generally younger people
doesn't matter
>>All been training for a long time, so they generally have rockin' bods
doesn't matter
>>All living in very close quarters; literally next door to each other
this.
>>People of every nationality and body type; something for everyone
this.
>>High amounts of stress on athletes, so half of them need a release
lmao weak excuse. anyone would do the same as these athletes given the situation.
>>Sometimes in a place with limited tourist attractions that they have access to, so they're probably bored as fuck after a few weeks
weak excuse
>I'm honestly not surprised. Plus, 42 is probably so that if one breaks or snaps or is even just in another room, they just grab another.
more this. given let's say 1 or 2 condoms per person, that would seem more scheme-like.
>If a few hundred athletes from different countries come to an olympic games you're hosting, it'd look really bad if suddenly a few dozen of them come down with hepatitis or some shit.
this.

Olympic coubtries are located by alphabetic order. For instance, sweden and somalia are neighbours. You guess the rest.

Pic related is probably my best response.

I have met this girl IRL, and she is a 6/10
>man jaw
>lol no tits
>lol no hips

gud story m8

>not fucking your competition the day before to make them lose the medal
What im curious though is why they fuck each other. Dont they have to train and shit?
Youd think a government program with your absolute best athletes wouldnt have a harem of whores ready to service every need.

you don't compete all 20 days m8.

ever go to the gym and deadlifted a personal best the moment you get there?

>Tfw all of those qt divers and sprinters have most likely been BLACKED.

Wake me up, lads.

My coach has trained/worked with Olympians in weightlifting and basketball, said they fucked like rabbits. The womens basketball team from my country did nothing but fuck the male USA team at the last olympics.

fuuuckkkk

when will they have the olympics in the United State's capitol area so I can get me some of those athele glutes

Fuuaaaark never let your girl go to the olympics

What about a normal shredded guy? Are his odds of getting laid higher than an average dude?

>sex between athletes
it happens alot and is quite common , they are more likely to have sex with some locals tho.

>42 free condoms
why is it given for free ? they can't afford it ?

I can't believe you, user. It...it hurts. Please be a troll.

But I'd argue she's still above average. Definitely better than all the skinnyfat girls inhabiting my gym.

Yeah I'm sure the top athletes in the world would rather bang random skinnyfat locals than the other top athletes in the world

well if you're an african boxer you can try to rape as many maids as you want

youtube.com/watch?v=w4f_CWtRIJU

don't believe the jew lies
most girls generally don't go for black guys

Well tall women are ultra sluts for anyone they can find who is taller. That said the top nba players are also the richest at the Olympics, which is why LeBron and many of the top players sat this one out

So that's why athletes dope? Not because of the games be because of the orgies!

But the most athletic ones do, especially the ones with big juicy glutes

is this even a question

Yes?
Most girls seem to just not give a fuck about what the guys look like

that is correct

You're fucking retarded then. Do you care what girls look like?

ofc i care
Point is ive had guyfriends who look good get turned down while uglier guys get taken instead

Case in point:
Friend, 6'1'' educated, good looking, social and ambitious had a gf. she was maybe 6/10 but the guy loved her and didnt mind that she was chubby
She left him for some 5'7'' fatter guy who was balding
Ive seen this quite alot where good looking guys are single/cant get dates and uglier guys get the girls so ofc im curious how things really are

Kek! There has already been an user who got cucked by Michael Phelps.

> 42 free condoms per athlete
I don't get it, Veeky Forums. Aren't most of these athlets in relationships?

Also:
Tfw soon to be 30 and never put penis in bagina ;_;

All that proves is that good looks arent all that matters. It doesn't prove they don't matter lol

If you are shredded, a girl will feel instant physical attraction. Period. That physical attraction makes her more receptive to physical advances by you, which makes getting to sex with that girl easier.

Autism trumps looks.

But 99% of the time looks are a factor. What you dumb fucks don't seem to be able to grasp is they're not the ONLY factor.

Example 1:
For the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, VANOC officials had a total of 100,000 condoms for the athletes.
With it being the Winter Olympics, this boiled down to about twelve per person.

They had to bring in an "emergency shipment" of more condoms.

Example 2:
During the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul, Shitty Korea, Olympic officials in charge of the Athletes' Village had to go out of their way to explicitly bar them from having sex outdoors. The reason for this was because there were literally DOZENS of used condoms and condom wrappers on the roof of the damn building.

What the fuck?! How does this even happen? Do they just walk around the athlets village and scream 'HEY, WANNA FUCK?'

Why does this never work out of the olympics?!

how do you know it doesnt? have you tried it?

It only works if you have the body of an Olympian

I dont think looks are a huge factor, i think looks are a very, very small factor but i have no idea what IS a bigger factor
If i knew that id work on that instead because, well face it gentlemen. Sex is nice and there is always room for more
I just cant make sense of it because media (and Veeky Forums) tells me girls go for buffed guys but in reality this just doesnt seem true

whats dumber

believing looks only matter

or exhausting yourself preaching to literal teenagers who are still in the process of understanding life/themselves/relationships and who literally lack the frontal lobe development necessary to step back and see forest for the trees so to speak.

statistically the majority of Veeky Forums is virgin.

slightly more abstract is the current generation of men are confused and gender roles are neutered, social skills at an all time low, accountability/responsibility is actively been bred out of our species, and instant gratification is in in a big way.

basically what I'm sayin is I think you're dumber than them because you're essentially yelling at toddlers for not knowing how to walk properly.

> body of an Olympian
Nigga please 95% of those athlets look either normal as fuck or like shit!

Girls will fuck a confident fat guy over a fit awkward beta cuck

But a ripped confident guy they will fuck over a fat confident guy.

They'll probably fuck a ripped normal guy over a confident fat guy too.

Girls will fuck everyone but us.

Most of them know they're not medalling, so they don't give a fuck

Maybe im just doing things wrong then and noticing wrong things or maybe its swedish chicks who arent playing by the same rules as other countries
I dont honestly know but i must say confidence is a major factor in not giving a fuck what people say/think about you and thats key to a happy life

ain't nothin' like bein' a bro on the 'ch0n, eh?

Confidence and physical attraction is pretty much standard everywhere in the world.

Certain places being fat is attractive though.

You shouldnt let unimportant shit shake you, like what to say/do or what randoms think. Du er en man, inte en gut.

youre right man, bad thoughts keep steaming in for some reason and aint easy to keep em out
Time for work out, take care man

>Being this insecure

>tripfag
>interracial cuck fetish
Why am i not surprised famalam

>tfw you will never have an orgy with olympic gymnasts ie irl lolis
why even live lads

I want to fuck that 6'5 Canadian volleyball player Shara

Former Olympian here.

The sex stories are all true.

/this
Most people from third world countries just went there for vacations

aw

fuk

bye

Post greentext or something about your experiences

>be fat oly lifter smoking ciggies
>see this dyel ping pong azn player
>fuck him and kill him
>hasnt seen him since

I heard they use some kind of Tinder for athletes

whats the easiest sport to get into the olympics for?
preferably summer?

I wanna fuck some olympian gymnists

deadspin.com/5928340/gay-cruising-app-grindr-crashes-after-olympians-arrive-in-london

>tfw will never fuck olympic bros

>most girls generally don't go for black guys
(You)

yeah, its called Tinder

>All on test
>All having orgies

Why are any of you suprised? Anyone on a test cycle is horny as fuck, and lowers their standards. That's where the high test grill meme comes from

college athletics is pretty much the same if you aren't autistic. Probably not as wild and you got to pay for condoms but, i never thought it would be like this in the NCAA

I remember Hope Solo bragging about how much sex she would have at the games.

Fappening happened....

Holy shit she is busted down there vagina and asshole

Shit is had definitely been through the holocaust

>women
>trying hard at anything even at the professional level

If you want to see just how inferior women are to men, watch women's team sports.

I enjoy watching female voleyvall

Ive heard it was massively overblown too

> If girls Fuck Olympians, they'll Fuck anyone except us

user, who the Fuck do you think you are? If you have something, anything in your life for which you've trained and worked for all your life so that, in this world, you are legitimately the best at it within 5 sigma, you kind of deserve to fuck some girls.

>linking to the Guardian

Fucking kys

why do women always do worse than men?
serious question.
even the best female olympic swimmers can't compete against the worst male olympic swimmers

jelly tbqh foams

Because men are literally built physically superior to women, everything from muscle to bone shape

>everyone but the powerlifters get laid

Are you retarded or something?

I've never seen you post in anything fitness related, kill yourself DYEL twink.

yeah olympic powerlifters get like no pussy mang

What does big glutes have to do with liking black people or not? I have huge thighs from bicycling with a tiny waist and have never found blacks to be attractive

maybe because youre not a jew payed to post that shit

Men are built to be physical manual labor. Women are built to.give birth in labor. Men need to be able to take care and protect a pregnant mother/child.
Many people.would.consider females "superior" Since their bodies can handle squeezing a watermelon out of a hole made for.your dick, and are the ones that actually produce life. But I'd say were different and neither is superior, they serve different purposes

>tfw 6/10
>tfw no tits
>tfw no hips

Honestly, the average female Olympian look pretty shitty. The men of course look fucking amazing on average, but the women not really. Usually either malnourished marathon tier or roided circus freak tier. There are of course some exceptions in the less specialized disciplines (hockey, volleyball etc).

>implying most girls at the olympics are Britbongs or Americucks
If you go to any country that hasn't been bombarded with western media pushing black men as some kind of sex meme, they generally are disgusted by them

Protip: Literal whores don't count, whores say whatever to get paid for their service

lmao

what if this story is true

Pls tell me Katie Ledecky is still a virgin. I want to marry her.

that's Chris Smalling

You know he's gay right?

>Katie Ledecky
ew

Them genes though.

If you dont believe that olympians are fucking like rabbits your fucked in the head. These people are the pinnacle of human capabilites. Ever see that jock in highschool get the broad? That times a 100

iktfb

why is life so unfair
>tfw ryan lochte has been doing nothing with his life but swimming and fucking girls

the girls at the olympics aren't that good looking, so i don't really care that much famalam

it's over boyos