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how the fuck did you manage to do that

I accidentally pushed the button that opens the bottom and all the fucking milk came rushing out

You know what to do, OP.

Get on the floor and suck that shit up, cmon

Do you want ants? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET ANTS!

Are u a retard get a shaker u dumbo

>I accidentally pushed the button that opens the bottom
Why is that a thing

>not blending your shakes for the delicious, smooth consistency

Underage B& detected.
Thats why mom doesn't want you using the kitchen, you little faggot.

>having to dismantle and clean the goddamned blender every fucking time

>he tastes it

Chug it u dumb cuck its not a milkshake

I have one that I can just clean with a brush and some detergent and I'm good to go. I don't dismantle it every time. Also I make shakes with stuff like oats and peanut butter so it does become a necessity.

>not enjoying things in life when you can

Did Zyzz die for you to be such a sad cunt?

Knowing your average denizen of Veeky Forums, probably puts 1000kcal of sugary shit in with it, "to make it taste good". Then they wonder why they're fatter than fatass.

Only a teaspoon and a half of cocoa powder when I make a shake that isn't just whey. I also use unflavoured protein for those since it's easier to get the flavour right. I think it's around 40 calories, of which not even a gram is sugar.

Pic related.

I think your blender maker may be retarded

>having to enjoy everything in life no matter what

I think your pussy tastebuds can handle 30 seconds of some of that raw nasty.

Why do people like this exist?

>oh shit i dropped my shake
>hold on let me take a pic
>lol ill upload it onto the Veeky Forums
>im so funny

Youre like those vapid insta cunts

I said "when you can", not "always". Are you going to argue about seasoning chicken breast too?

Not OP, but just pour some water and soap and blend it. All done. Maybe dismantle once a week?

>he doesn't eat it raw

Nvr gna mak et

OP here, I just finished drinking the milk off the floor and licking the powder

>the button that opens the bottom
Explain pls

When you push the yellow thing the bottom part comes off so you can clean it

kek, should've been more careful user

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Fascinating. I thought all blenders' bottoms unscrewed.