Perfect Europe

Yeah and? It was always majority Polish, homeland and begining of Poles and Poland. Held by Poland for 925 years, probably even more.

What makes you think Germans have any legit claims to it?

kys

no u

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Epirus.

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>annexes Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and the Netherlands
>Doesn't annex Bohemia completely
Was this map purposefully drawn to look like shit?

It's his "Germanic" fantasy that also includes Slavic-dominated areas because why the fuck not, who wants to live in Germany, not even Germans do.

>caucasus is bloated
fuck you

>who wants to live in Germany, not even Germans do.

t. butthurt slav

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What is a pole. What is a kraut. Seriously

>who wants to live in Germany
Poles, apparently.

They considered themselves "tutejsi" aka natives, it had nothing to do with wanting to be in Germany or Poland.

Germans are known for rigging up the votes, so when they asked the "native" if he wants to be part of Germany or Poland, he told them to fuck off and so they marked Germany. :^)

i know they are real people and i have nothing against anyone i havent met but i just dont care for these countries from a historical or current context; they do nothing for me

Illyia is alright but thats really pulling a bit of a chronotic stretch

Seems about right to me.

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SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP

hey thats pretty good

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Behold, the memeiest map that ever was.

Flawless

Now we just need to solve the sea problem and nuke some mountains

Looks like my CK2 playthrough 200 years in.

That's not for you to decide.

In what world are French and English powers to be cucked such?

here you go

t. Semen Vatnikovich Abdulrahmanov

The basic gist is in that world is that Charlemagne never existed, so western Europe was never unified under the Carolingian Frankish dynasty, and Alfred of Wessex never succeeded his brother Ethelred as king, so the Anglo-Saxons ended up a tributary state of the Danish Empire.

Not enough border gore imo.

Probably a world where France and England never existed in the first place?

Don't you have a car to steal at this time of the day?

Where does the successive thousand years of transgenerational power of Rome go? They have to unify somewhere. Such a world doesn't knock out blow them, or does it?

Don't you have polish children to steal, dumb kraut monkey?

I like it but italy should not be split else northern east germany ,and west france and mid and sout italy should be spanish ,sicily byzantium

Nah, they usually sit in the back of stolen Sprinters when you guys go through our bulk trash. You know waste collection days, we call them Polish National Holiday.

Your post reeks of asshurt.

Projection. Butthurt is the one thing you guysz do way better than anyone else.

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Then how do you explain butthurt seen here Did I hurt your krautboo feelings?

>Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>no Poland
Good job.

>pole
>calling others butthurt
Oh I'm laffin

Fuck off, Pierre

How's that butthurt? That's just an example of how ridiculously easy it is to to trigger Poles. Why is that btw?

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actually quite nice

I have nothing against the Slavs per se, but they're the cause of too much trouble. What with the Russian sphere of influence, and the nonsense caused by the Turish rapebaby Balkans, they're more trouble than they're worth.

Far better that Europe becomes an island, separated from the madness of Asia by a large stretch of Sea. If it worked for Britain, it can work for Europe.

but Austro-Bavarian Empire urgently needs an access to the Mediterranean sea for the Bavarian High Sea Fleet!

>they're the cause of too much trouble
Such as?

They're neither here nor there, Russia sees them as their natural vassals, and that brings Russian business too close to Europe proper.

>They're neither here not there
Can you be any less vague for fuck's sake

Russia is more European than England at least.

lol the east coast of bavaria, the saxonian surfing district and of course the white sandy beaches of south austrian adria ... why not flooding east europe?

As I say, it's nothing personal against the Slavs they're a grand bunch of lads, but it's demonstrably true that the key to success is having a natural barrier between oneself and barbaric neighbours. The new channel has to go somewhere.

See

Russia is peripherally European, as is, to a lesser extent, the UK.

But Russia is also an Asian country, which the UK is not.

Last time I checked India and Pakistan were in Asia.

Debate this.
Protip: you can't.

I really want to know what this would do to the geography of Europe.

ahahahahahahahaah

They're no longer part of the UK, whereas Russia is 75% in Asia.

this one is one of the best i have ever seen

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You already posted it :^)

>Baltic Sea would probably no longer be the comfy flat pool I'm used to
Shit/10

No

>ireland not independent
>french sardinia
>saudis exist
shit

>Baltic States
>Greece
>Finland
>Slavs
'kay

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>hurr durr what is the teutonic crusades

Nigger prussia is German because batshit HRE catholics shoah'd the old prussians

>you will never go on a ship cruise from Belarus to Yemen

montegro to croacia, ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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turk and sarmatian warriors should have removed w*stern g*rmnoid wh*tes together

Pretty fucking awful

Perfect Balkans

Awful map
Also, you can't thread yourself

>perfect
>Alabama exists

This scenario assumes no ethnic cleansing happens

>Australia
mild kek

>all those republics

>Germany gets Pommerania and Silesia for no reason

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disclaimer: a friend made this map and I think some of it is stupid

>the Anglo-Russian Empire

>keeps that sorry shitty hunk of impoverished shit moldova as a sovereign nation
why do you let them suffer like that?

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Kinda looks like....Operation Barbarossa....