Hello, BIZ/, my name is Doris, I got a call from a Mr. Rakesh Smith about my bitcoin package (my grandson told me about bitcoin, what an exciting opportunity!) He told me to post my, 'private key'? Well, here you go Mr. Smith!
F9873D79C6D87DC0FB6A5778633389D4453213303DA61D20BD67FC233AA33256
-Doris
Thanks Doris! We'll handle this promptly!
Thank you Rakesh, you mentioned something about needing my password on the phone? Do you still need that?
-Doris
what is this meme?
Kek
I'm sorry what is a meme? is that a bit like a bitcoin? A memecoin?
-Doris
No no miss, Do you have any sharpies tho?
Yes I think I have some in my junk drawer, will this help me get my bitcoin package?
-Doris
Post sharpie in pooper with time stamp
Yes ma'am go grab those and let me know when youre back! Thankyou!
Ok! I have an extra large sharpie. What shall I do with it, Rakesh?
-Doris
Ok great Doris we are just going to need one more personal verification picture with the sharpie.
Don't listen to this imposter, I am the real Doris. I was in the bathroom taking a pain killer to relieve my back pain when a frightening creature ambushed me, took my form, and threw me in this dungeon. HELP ME GRANDSON!!!!!!
-Doris
My goodness, how did you get this picture? Rakesh? This is VERY unprofessional... Rakesh? Are you there. Where is my bitcoin package? I'm calling my grandson.
Wow thanks Doris I have all your bitcoins
-h4ck3r Veeky Forums
THIS IS MY GRANDSON< WHY IS ALL OF MY BITCOIN PACKAGES GONE??? THIS IS WHY I HATE FACEBOOK
I AM CALLING MY GRANDSON TO HACK YOU ALL BACK
-ANGRY DORIS
/thread doris is many fagget sir yes many fagget
He looks like he'd do crypto.
Look at the funny kitty!
This was meant for my FaceBook wall, please have the admin delete this picture now.
haha boomers are so adorable
love ya doris
Doris send me a pic of your old milk bags and I'll send you 1BTC
Fyck that, give us a good laugh and show us your roastie
HOW DO YOU KNOW I WORK IN A DELI????????
Buy link and cindicator granny! Don't let these poor wagecucks sell you into a poor pension party.
Larping; Real boomer would've put life saving in this aka 100 ETH, no transaction history 0xd913e6e731C330E2039613dcFeb7A93F885b1ccc