Why did this place become such a fucking failure in every conceivable way?

Why did this place become such a fucking failure in every conceivable way?
>Not a single great author, poet, director, painter, sculptor, composer, philosopher, musician, or architect
>No folk heroes, they venerate genocidal slave drivers like Washington, people who burned down half their country out of spite like Lincoln, and socialists like FDR who have destroyed their economy to this day
>56% and dropping
>Populace has been accepting of poisonous garbage like Coca Cola for over a century, first country to replace their own diets with literal poison because of how rampant consumerism is, majority of the populace is fat and unathletic
>Architecture is a mix of postmo garbage and overdesigned shanty town shacks
>Has some of the most boring history in the world
>No national treasure artists or folk heroes, their culture is totally soulless and meant to be sold and exported for profit
>First country to do mass media brainwashing in the form of TV
>One of the most corrupt political systems and news syndicates on the planet
>The most hideous fucking accents
>Widespread racemixing makes them all mutts, but unlike Brazil they never had any movements to find an identity out of being a melting pot, instead they just eat bland food and watch lowest common denominator garbage
>Their biggest churches are jokes
>Tries to force the rest of the planet to follow in its failings by scaring them with an oversized military that soaks up all their money

Seriously, I cannot think of a bigger joke of a country in terms of history or culture. Even shit like sub-Saharan Africa, South America, Ukraine, etc. is better. It's like a playground where rich people test what unethical torture they're going to release elsewhere later on.

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tl;dr

How does it feel knowing that America is the greatest singular state to ever exist in the history of civilization, a nation that essentially plays the game of geopolitics with fucking cheat codes? Never again could there be a country with such a solid population base, a plethora of natural resources, a titan of industry, a cultural juggernaut, a bastion for innovation and science, and the mightiest military force known to man with the ability to project its strength in every corner of the globe. The entire thing also has both oceans to serve as a fucking moat.

How does it feel?

>calls Coca Cola poison
>European countries bitterly argue over who is better at producing grape flavoured ethanol

>Wine
>Countless years of history
>Endless flavors and scents to explore, each defining the region and history of its development
>Is good for your health in moderation

>Coca Cola
>Overly sweet, loaded with sugar and syrup
>Other flavors just add a splash of cherry or vanilla to it
>Gives you diabetes and heart disease (or cancer if you take the diet kind)

Stay mad euromehmet, we could wipe you out overnight

I was just thinking about bogs

>producing literal poison is ok if we've been doing it for a long time

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Why are Euros always so butthurt and jealous? Is it because they are no longer relevant on the world stage?

Not those bogs

couldn't be fucked reading this wall of arsepain that belongs on /int/, particularly when you revealed your immense turbopleb power levels with the first dotpoint

t. angerey Amerimutt

Stop embarrassing yourself.

don't blame Americans because we slaughtered each other in two pointless catastrophic wars and they reaped the profit
yeah they are utter shit, but they own us
you just sound butthurt, and you're writing this on an American website

>/leftypol/ the post

OBSESSED

Nice comeback. It's a shame the American economy can't come back

OBESE

You mean the website based on a Japanese forum, owned by a Japanese man, with a moderation team consisting mostly of Europeans?

I'm pretty sure Christopher Poole is an American (weeb)
who owns it now is irrelevant
I mean I'm butthurt about Americans too, but no need to display it so openly friend

I've never seen so much asshurt contained in a single post before

I see how this country suck. So join us and fight with us to reform our country

it's hard to support you when your "alternative" is a bumbling retard like Trump

>arguing from hindsight: the post

America is what Europe used to be.
Europe used to rule the world, now they can't even stop an invasion of goat farmers on rubber dinghies.

American economy is booming by every metric right now.

>Intragovernmental holdings stood at $5.4 trillion, giving a combined total gross national debt of $19.8 trillion or about 106% of the previous 12 months of GDP...

Not American, have no desire to go to America, but it's clear your appraisal of US high cultural output is based on nothing more than frustration over the US' place in the world over any actual artistic considerations. Smears of shit from /int/ like you do the same for anybody they are arsepained about, the shamelessness of your idelogically driven plebeianism is what shits me, not the target. This bullshit belongs on /int/?

Name one good American artist.
Pro-tip: The place is a soulless intellectual wasteland, so there aren't any.

yes those bogs

Meanwhile in Europe.

Grant Wood

just like a real amerinigger, can't so anything in defense of his nation, so MUH MILITARY
protip : France has enough nukes to wipe out American """"civilization""""

We get it. You're jealous that we have the natural resources to lose and still win. Now can we move on?

This painting is so comfortable.
Makes me want to move to rural midwestern US or something and set up a nice quiet farm, apple orchards, a dog...

I go to concerts far more than I consume visual art so I'd rate Copeland, Gershwin, Reich too but I suppose you have a fixation on modernism too. The real soulless intellectual wasteland is between your fucking ears.

>all the autist replying to an op's autistic shitpost
It's like a special eds classroom.

Remember when France and Britain were simultaneously cucked out of their empires and superpower status SINGLE HANDEDLY by America?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisis
Stat salty, little faggot.

>ITT: Triggered Amerimutts
Make Israel Great Again amrite?

You forgot to say, they did this just by threatening to crash their economies. They didn't even threaten military action and they still folded lmaooooo

(you)

Testing grounds for zionist enslavement of the world.

>muh jooz

>1 rubble has been deposited into your account

>>Not a single great author, poet, director, painter, sculptor, composer, philosopher, musician, or architect
Now that's just bullshit.

If you are European and you listen to any of the following, then you should thank America.

Pop
Rock
Jazz
Hip hop
Soul/Rhythm and Blues
House
Techno
Punk
Funk

>b-but techno was influenced by Kraftwerk

So was early hip hop, your point?

Man, do people not recognize bait on Veeky Forums anymore?

The simple fact I would go to prison for saying jews suck out loud in America is proof they control it.

Wine isn't grape-flavored unless you're drinking the cheap shit.

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You seem to be mixing up the US with the UK and Germany

Healy, Homer, Hopper, Sargent, Stuart, and that's just a few painters.

s-stop

>Insults Americans
>Can't find better media to relate to it than American media
>Undermining his own argument with proof that America's influence on the world is pervasive

t. A Finn who thinks American accents are sexy

feels pretty good.

lmao
a frog is ass-hurt about america, color me shocked...

well if you find no good poets from here I guess we're not your taste. and yeah, idol worship is bad, we know this.
this is history: the Mexicans were literally considered whites till 1930.
honestly: the test thing is semi-accurate. the only thing is the test-ees sometimes become the testers.
what do you recommend based one? lord with.

user...

anglos and frogs truly are subhumans

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Can Euros even make on-topic posts anymore? Even Canadians and Aussies can make good posts occasionally but ever since like a year ago Euros can't stop spamming every board I go on with low quality posts and unfunny amerigoblins whenever anything remotely related to /int/ comes up.

By the way, the >le 56% meme was originally supposed to take the piss out of Americans who made a big deal about race, but Euros as a whole have surpassed even the most autistic American /pol/ack in terms of making a big deal about race. Good work, faggot.

Literally seething

There are large swathes of this country where no one would bat an eye. You obviously haven't been here.
Alright as for authors
>Hemingway
>Faulkner
>Twain
>Cormac McCarthy
>Steinbeck
>Clancy (eh, kinda)
>Fitzgerald
>Vonnegut
>Poe
>Heinlein
Off the top of my head

>Architecture is garbage
Up until a point, a lot of our mid-late 1800's stuff was fucking great
>Boring history
Going from 13 colonies to global superpower is boring?
>Mass brainwashing
You can turn off the television you know?
>Biggest churches are a joke
Never liked megachurches

I know what you're trying to get at
>The US will fall any day now
And we haven't, we've survived far worse shit than what's happening right now. The media can hype shit up all they want (and that's one of the few points that I can agree, our media is horrid) but we survived the Civil War, the Great Depression, actual massive race riots in the 60's, and recessions. I don't expect us to last forever, but we're not going anywhere anytime soon.

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