Meanwhile, at the mon/his/tery

>tfw low on bread and water supplies

why did monks have that hair style?

balkd in the middle

>tfw the thick nuns bathe in front of you again

Ow my hand

*blocks your path* Yield the monastery, Raymond IV is a bitch and deserves to have his lands taken"

kek

Raymond VI* fuck

>yet another cathar rally right in front of our library
>couldn't even translate one page of Elements because they kept screaming

When is the Pope going to do something about this? I became a monk so I could get away from women now I have to listen to them every single day

christian monks fap all night
chirstian nuns use candles as dildos

*states the right of communes to freedom*

>Monk I've known for years says he's got something to tell me in secret
>Tells me he's a filthy Arian
What the fuck do I do, guys?

The legend associated with him is that sometime before February 1, Felix a blind man of Carthage had a dream that Bishop Eugenius would pray for him and he would be healed. Twice the man ignored the dream, but he had it again. On the third time he roused himself and sought out the Bishop. The legend continues that Felix went to the Bishop and told his story. The Bishop protested his ability to heal but eventually acquiesced with the words "I have already told you I am a sinful man; but may he who has deigned to visit you act in accordance with your faith and open you eyes". The tale continues that when he prayed for Felix his sight was restored.[1][2] When news of the miracle reached the Vandal king, Huneric is said to have unsuccessfully tried to kill Felix.

Do what Eugenius did.

The story also goes that the Arian bishop failed to heal the man and he was thrown into the ocean or something.

Okay that cracked me up.

To show their humbleness. It's kinda hard to be proud when you look like a fucktard.

Sorry my lord, but according to our priest Bogomil, the Pleroma has no gender. Women are now welcome in this monastery.

Fuck you Chade

Hey guys, check out this hilarious snail meme I found! They are just too funny.

>tfw crowd of adamites storm past your monastery

>tfw archbishop
>tfw fucking nuns and the pope doesn't even know
Yall can have you little boys
I'll be here fucking the thicc sisters and insulting g*ostics while making shit up about the bible

B-but Lord Chadobert I already gave you yesterday.

>Hello again Brother user, here to pick up some bread ?
>You look pale as always tee hee
>I know ! Why not escape this grim monastery to enjoy the fields around together ? I'm sure we'll have a lot to talk about :)

>overhear some benedictine novice bragging about fucking some peasant girl
>his mentor apparently didn't care
>later learn that the mentor was franciscan
I was laughing with joy when watching them burn
reminder to not break your oath to god
reminder that franciscans are always faggots

So, any books on monk/nun life?
This subject interests me.

Pervert

>that new guy can't illustrate a Q to save his fucking life

>1146
>not being cathar
Genders are constructs of the devil, shitlord.

>that monk who shaved his whole head on the first day
>that monk who never washed his robes
>that monk who would masturbate during lessons
>that monk who never left his quarters
>that monk who would pray all the time
>that monk who would forget the hymns and mouth it during mass
>that monk who fucking died during a raid

>that monk who never left his quarters
T-that was me.

To show that they are monks.

That's a great one, brother

this scroll needs more memes

>make a tiny, irrelevant mistake in book i'm copying
>start over
anyone else?

>potatoes
>serveth
Brainlet detected

>weekend at st. bernie's.jpg

its called fashion sweety, look it up

Begone wench, before I have you tried as a witch!

Deuce, I hope I didn't flush too noticeably

Qs be damned! In what possible circumstances would a perfect Q be whatsoever desirable?

You can scrub ink of the leather parchment newscribe

*vow of silence intensifies*

so god's radiowaves could get through more easily

...

I'd rather be a closet lesbian nun.

youtu.be/19IKrID0EqE

Whoever's had the choir performing Von Bingen all night turn the volume down.

Have fun getting the clap from the local priest

>mfw the other monks think the barrels of mead are leaking but its just me

de sade

So, were cathars sjws of their time?

Hey guys, those ships at the horizon looks kinda weird don't they?

No, because they weren't authoritarian in an expansionist way. They just lack the "warrior" part. Also they weren't materialistic atheists like SJWs are.

Yeah, go meet them and tell us what they want.

>All of the birds have started making their nests, except you and I. What are we waiting for?

...

>not "accidentally" throwing out all the fat in the kitchen so that the chandler can't make any candles and you don't have to keep working after sundown
Step it up, brothers.

Did nuns really fucked monks, or is it muslim propaganda?

Definitely. Biological needs beat spiritual needs nine times out of ten.

>Did nuns really fucked monks
Probably not that much. They didn't have that many chances to interact.
But when it did occur, it must have been hot as fuck.

SHIT
FUCK

My heart is torn between compassion and laughter, brother.

Fucking peasant, you think a pitchfork is gonna save Father Andrew from being split in half by that snow-nigger?

>sexually repressed group of men devoting their lives to theology
>sexually repressed group of women devoting their lives to theology
>not fuck like rabbits when they meet in congress

nope, just leave them in lmao

>not being Franciscan master-race
>can literally shit on your property and the pope WILL defend me
>Nicholas III has recently declared that we were the epitome of evangelical perfection all along

LMAO even Matthew Paris likes us

>mfw brother user bothers me again

kek

It's the cutest ship