He's not a size 10

>tfw usually a 10.5 or 11 depending on brand

I wear a size 14 wide US shoe
xxxl motorcycle helmet
xxl motorcycle gloves
5"11
5 inch dick WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS NO GOD

>big foot
>big hands
>big hand
>average height
>tiny dick

top kek

i'm:

>size 9 shoe
>average sized head
>long but thin hands
>5'8 manlet status
>8 inch dick

i guess there was an error over at accounting and i got that inch and a half you're missing

>tfw 6ft
>tfw motorcycles gloves are only XL

>some short foot faggot bragging about anything shorter than 12
I'm gonna need you to get off that high horse friendo.

>tfw big feet and big meat

Not sure what a size 10 is but I'm a 43 euro.
Am I a footlet ?

I don't even understand the joke here

>anything under 47
Do you even foot, bro?

>be me
>5'8'' manlet
>size 7 shoe
>size
>fucking
>7
>used to think I was always squatting wrong because everyone says knees should never go past toes when squatting
>no one took into account my feet are child-sized

>tfw 6'4 and gloves are M

>size 7 shoe

fucking ouch dude

thats average size for a girl

i feel better about my size 9 now

>tfw 9.5
I almost made it bros

>5'8
>size 7
Are you like a hobbit or something?

>5'5 manlet
>size 9-10.5

???

...

>Gloves always too small
>Regular condoms fit kinda snug, almost a little too snug
>12 inch long feet
>6.2 inch wide
Buying shoes is a fucking nightmare
The rest I don't mind as much but the fucking shoes

My shoes says size 45, how much is that is US size?

what's your penis size
be honest
this is an anonymous uzbekistan glue packing forum

so we all have widely different heights and shoe sizes yet there doesn't seem to be much correlation between height, shoe size, hand size, and dick size

is it just women's retarded memes that foot = dick

Big feet are the most disgusting thing ever, both men and women agree on this, now get the fuck out of here before the town starts hunting you with pitchforks and torches

>tfw size 16 US

t. Size 6

can you translate that into non-shart units?

Size 12 master race, big enough to be masculine but still not yet clown status

It always baffled me in HS when buddies would tell me they have average sized feet when they were all size 9-10 and I thought their feet were huge. Id kill to be a size 9.

It's a fucking curse, bros. I have to wear flat and narrow shoes just because any other shoes look like big bulky child shoes on me. It's so fucking hard to find shoes in my size.

Fuck this cruel life. I wish I was born a 6'1 aryan race alpha chad

>2016

>not having footlong feet

(29.2 cm = 11.5 inches = 0.96 ft)

Rate my stats:

>6' tall
>5.5 inch dick
>Size 9 (can sometimes squeeze into 8.5)

Yeah I get all the jokes.

>5'5
>5.5"
>Size 10
shoe size is meme

Your understanding of the English language.

>mfw I have to look for size 16 US shoes

>5'10
>6'
>Size 10

Feels average.

>6 foot long dick
>average

lol ok dicklet

>having a dick 2 inches longer than your height

Au size 11.

>in muriburger sizes that's 12
How does it feel that your friendly neighbourhood shitposters are so tall and handsome that they have a scale that minimises yours?

I'm a 5'7" manlet with tiny hands, huge size 13 clown feet, and a 9 inch beer can thick cock

>tfw you tell yourself there has to be a brand that runs you a 10....

>6'5
>8"x6"
>Size 13

I am a golden god

i find vans shoes are often smaller. you could easily get away with 10.

Vanity shoe sizes when

This

CLOWNLETS

>5'8"
>size 12 feet
>7" dong

So close

>Hes not a size 12
>Hes not 6'2
>He weighs less than 200

How does it feel to fail as a man

At least you're a Guy. Its easy as fuck to find male moto gear in all kinds of shapes and sizes, as a female they make absolutely nothing that fits me. Even my 400$ brand name jacket, made for "women" fits me like a small men's shirt, aka baggy as fuck. They don't even try to make this shit fit the female form, at least you can find stuff that fits. They don't even make female gear that fits someone who isn't shaped like a fridge.

Well it sucks being size 17

>autism intensifies

>6'2
>11 feet
>6x5 dick

Tfw dicklet, so close to perfection

Holy shit, you have 11 feet?

Yeah I also have 30 dicks

Go Lara Croft style instead.

As a former swimmer I wish I had that length.
I'm in 12EE. Street Fighter feet.
Big hands are a nice perk. Just mantaray people's faces when they're getting uppity when drunk.

Christ alive dude, you're fucking Mickey Mouse-mode

>not being 9'4"
>not having a 40 inch dick
>not having size 19 feet

How does it feel knowing you'll literally never make it?

>5'11"
>Size 11.5-12 US shoe size
>7x5

Italy 45
US 11
Japan 29

>manlets
捨てたい
て
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>Iktfb

>11 wide
I may be a 5'9 manlet but at least I'm not a footlet.

Yah man, at least you've got foot size going for you.

>wearing booty shorts and a tank top when I'm going 100 down the freeway on my z1000
I've been hit before and have seen many guys get hit right in front of me here in LA. Nty

>mfw I'm only 6'3" with size 16

>not being a size 13
fuckin footlets everywhere

UK 9 Master-race

There's a guy with size 14s at my work. Shit on the floor trying to squat shit on the rim, then walked through it with his club foot like a grade A+ retard. Also he's epileptic. All signs point to his feet as the cause of his retardation.

My dad is literally like 5'9" and a size 8 shoe, a size fucking 8

I'm a 9.5-10 but im short and skelly so they look like clown feet

I do have a 7 inch dick tho

I don't think there's a correlation between foot size and penis size. I wear a size 12, I have a really hard time finding shoes in most stores, but my penis is pretty average, 6". Although the girth is also 6", so i guess you could say it's above average.