Going to the beach to show off gains

>Going to the beach to show off gains
...do people actually do this outside Venice beach circa 1976?

Roid users need their ego stroked, so yes

Yes you fucking dork.

I want to tie you a chair and force you to watch MTV during Spring Break.

Have you considered people go to the beach to enjoy the beach?

I spend most of the summer at the beach. Its definitely one of my biggest motivators for staying fit. I also like to body surf and its easier to do if your fit

>tfw travel to Caribbeans beach resorts twice a year
>wake up, eat some breakfast and hit hotel gym for a pump
>go chill on the beach, drink some coconut water with alcohol, directly from a freshly opened coconut
>mire chicks, get mired cuz most muscular guy at whole resort
>go swim in the ocean for an hour or so, come back to my chair all ripped up, bitches mirin
>go back to room at 5pm, take a shower
>go eat at hotel buffet
>come back to room, chill while watching TV with cool AC, take a nap
>take a shower and put on some fly clothes, leave room at 9pm
>go chill at lobby bar, have a few drinks and talk to strangers
>eventually follow a group of "new friends" to a local club
>dance with that hot chick, make out with her
>go back to hotel at 3am, go to beach with her with a bottle of rum
>go swim with her, make-out some more
>fuck her on the beach or bring her to your room
>wake up next morning, rince and repeat

I sincerely wish some of you Veeky Forums bros would do this as well. Hell I'll be your wingman

Prove it.

whats more important to a chick, upper body or legs?

as if you even have to ask

money and status

> he doesn't live on the coastline of australia

why even lift?

Are you seriously asking this question?

Come to brooklyn this is all you see on the beach

See these
They obviously only care about the legs

What a sad life

The credit card swiping muscle.

Not him but how is it sad? I could see it not being your cup of tea but why sad? You just sound jealous

I don't understand shorts that go over the knees.

men who wear short-shorts a gay

I guess because he's more or less alone all day and all the friends are very temporary. Still seems cool to me though.

Another user here, it would be awesome (and not sad) if he brought one or two bros with him on the trip

Oh, kind of like Gatsby.

Shitty bait.

Everything is temporary.

when did the entire planet go haram? ranger panties were fine with everyone through the 80s

Gatsby was depressed when he wasn't with daisy

>not surfing
>just showing off

Fair enough, girls do it too so I guess whatever floats your boat.