How did you military fags go months without fapping when being a bootfag

How did you military fags go months without fapping when being a bootfag

>Assuming you didn't fap

Gimi your stories

that's why you got your squad sissy

During the recruit I didn't fap for 6 weeks and I was basically too exhausted to do so. After the recruit I got more free time and got sexually frustrated. Then the masturbation started. The first six weeks were fine though since I barely had any sexual drive.

The biggest problem now is the lack of sex and I have completely lost my game.

Too exhausted and very little spare time. You could wait until midnight or early morning, but we were only given eight hours of bedtime, so every minute was treasured.

true story time from my military career brehs

> out in the woods during winter for a month without seeing a female
> was on the OP (observational post) and suddenly I smell something sweet in the cold night air
> started looking around more actively and decided to investigate
> after crawling through the snow all ninja like I see some movement about 200meters away from OP
> was a small patrol consisting of 3 males and one female
> mfw I realize I get superhuman smelling powers by being away from women
> mfw I realize they're probably keeping us from unlocking other super powers as well
> mfw they want more women in the military

>be in a squad full of brehs who left humanity behind
>no gains goblins within a hundred miles
>just you and your sexually frustrated protein dispensers
>implying you ever needed to fap

Have family in the military, friends, all of them said because they were too lazy to sum it up. None of them could be fucked since they were always too exhausted from training / running / marching etc..

The food they give you also contains things to stop one from masturbating, forgot what the ingredient was in the food they give you at basic.

>contains things to stop one from masturbating
That would be a real help to the nofappers here.

Well, then they can search up 'Saltpeter'.

>be inna basic at fort leonard wood
>always tired
>always sore
>all the girls are sweaty, no make up, hair tied up, man-ish
>no urge to fap whatsoever
>when it's time for lights out, I always fell asleep within 10 minutes
>coming from a guy who takes several hours to fall asleep normally

Fapping is not on your mind when you're there, just making sure you're in order and keeping everything in proper maintainence and trying not to stick out is 90% of what's going through your mind.

>tfw I was too spacially handicapped to figure out how to do hospital corners on my bed until like week 5, and even then they looked like shit

Basic sucked, I don't have any idea how people say they enjoyed it at all.

Too tired and no privacy. We talked about it all the time. None of us fapped until AIT.

You learn to like it. Its weird.

>that's why you got your squad sissy
me too was in russian army .-)

>How did you military fags go months without fapping when being a bootfag

showers

My little bro did basic last year and said they get little cards to flash when they're stressed out. Wtf

>implying drill sergeants dont walk in the showers and make you do pushups when they're especially pissed off
Happened to some nigger who was fucking around with his friends

>showers

'no'

you bend your dick up your butt and just shoot it up there

Are you talking about saltpeter?

Made it 6 weeks in but during the 6th week my dick would randomly get hard and the central "vein"? Would be stretched so tight i thought it would rip so on the 42nd day, about 3 days before getting out, I jerked it to relieve some tension.

I had my first wet dream in basic training lol busted a huge nut in the middle of the night. Shit was cash

>No one wants to see your privates, private!

Heard this about 100 times in basic

Weren't you sleeping in your PT shorts? How the fuck did you do morning PT with a big white web across your crotch?

>eight hours
That's fucking loads mate

I didn't fap because I have low libido

On Annual Camp one of my mates this year wanked several times a day. He even had one in the driving seat of a Warrior (AFV) simulator.

Wasnt even interested.
Different envirnment.
Stress.

But for me, basic was the first physical thing I ever did. First thing out of my comfort zone I ever did.

You'll spend most of your time worrying about, "I hope someone doesn't fuck it up for all of us," not your dick.

I jerked it into a tissue during one of our lectures for an ICDL course we were doing for our police training.

by being too tired mate

>8 hours

>wat is ymca summer camp?
Are you fucking kidding me?

>wanking in a warrior

BE THE BEST

Stressed and tired. All 10 weeks of basic I only ever saw a girl from afar.

At my advanced schooling I saw a picture of Kim Kardashian naked on some magazine, bought it and came furiously.

R9k already knows all this, it sounds like a month of no female contact has sent you into premature wizardry

It took a couple of weeks before I just jacked off in the barracks. With time people just started jacking off in open toilet booths.

>be finally inna tent after a long day
>just a couple of guys who are already asleep
>perfect time for some personal time
>just as i am coming a sguadmate bursts into tent asking about guard duty
>nut while staring him straight into the eyes and answering
>we had a laff

shortest guy in the bunk gets his ass ravaged

Kek, our APC crew had cumrag fights in the vehicle.

Fap in a sock nigga. Roll to one side and stealth fap.

>not spaffing on your mate's rollmat

Was in basic for 12 weeks in the CAF

Never got a boner while I was there until we started getting weekends off. Toward the end I started fapping in the bathroom.

Norwegian army confirmed

>Fort Benning

>fapped 2nd day after reception. Feltgoodman.jog
>was too tired to fap until last week of basic
>burned images of porn stars into my mind the one day we got our phones in week 5
>went crazy in the showers every day during week 8-9

>went to fort sill for basic
>didn't fap the whole time
>urges were bad the first 3-5 days, then was just too tired/busy to worry about it
>get to Ft LW for AIT
>fapped daily

3/10 grill pulled her hand back after touching my chest, claiming it was too skelly.

Next day I signed up and began lifting.

Most people that say they liked it are just dumb nostalgia fags. MTIs roasting people is funny and all, but sitting in classes, marching all day and only getting 6 hours of sleep max is just annoying.

After graduating AF basic training, I heard about this too. Turns out it's a bullshit rumor the guys about to graduate tell the new recruits.

Heard about this as well. The instructors tell you to drink Gatorade bc muh vitamins or whatever, and no new recruit is going to argue with them. Some people think they put saltpeter in the shit

Not the same guy but you run around from 6 am to 8-10pm. You got 8 hours of free time basically which you spend on sleeping in order to get enough sleep to be functional the next day.

That's not how it was when I went to basic, we all had to be outside at 05:00, we didn't have bed check until 9-10, the drill sergeants would often keep us up past that, and we had one hour of fire guard at least every other night.

Yea, that would be estrogen. They put that shit in the eggs. No morning wood for anyone.

Honestly it's because you don't have time.

I mean you sort of do but it's either during your hygiene or sleep time so.. Not really worth it.

I busted one nut in the latrine tho