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sell for BTC and save your life pajeet

BTC is just too fucking STRONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I bet its gonna dip fuckin hard though.

1 million bitcoin liquidation
it will not stop

I'm so anally fucked right now that i'm just in shock and unable to decide whether to sell my alts or keep on holding them.

I'm down fucking 40% this week that I have analysis paralysis
>It couldn't possibly get any worse
>I should never buy at ATH

these conventional truths are fucking useless now

Fuck my existence. Alts better leave the fucking solar system if we survive this crash.

I'm just going to hold and if I lose everything, kill myself. I already had fucking cancer (thyroid cancer user), and have to have the other half of my thyroid removed after I heal from having the tumorous half removed, followed by radiation therapy.

thats 1 million contracts worth $1 each, not a million bitcoins.

don't do yourself in you dummy

...

BTC is up nearly a thousand dollars in a day, the goddamn fork isn't until November. Come on guys we know the drill here, we see it all the time in the world of alts. A dump is coming, and a lot of people are going to be bagged as fuck for getting greedy. Those who exit with a profit will haul ass back to alts to preserve their gains because they know everyone else is going to do the same and thus the alts will make up everything it is losing right now. Iron hands everyone, we're in it now, iron hands.

5740...
nearing peak FOMO

5800 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM DOWN 500,000 FUCKING DOLLARS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
a thousand times this

how

I'm not actually going to do myself user. I question the existence of an afterlife too much to end the only cognitive existence I know, even if my shit is getting cemented in at the moment. At least if shit goes further south I can try out new things like heroin and sucking dick for heroin.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THERES ONLY 2200 btc WORTH OF WALLS AWAY FROM 12K AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LARGEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HISTORY HABBENING. ALL ELITES BAILING OUT OF THE SINKING SHIP FIAT SYSTEM.

Even if it dumps, if alts dont have excellent recoverys we'll boned for months.

$5,859.30

holy fuckamoli

This is insane.

I'm seeing deja vu.

don't worry, alts lag behind BTC. could probably chart it out & prove it.
>BTC surge, lots of FOMO speculator money running into BTC
>speculator normie finds out about alts, finds out 10x returns instead of 2x returns possible
>money flows into alts

I'm gonna say it right now: The crash is gonna be apocalyptic.

wtf is going on, i take a shit and it jumps 200, watch part of the football game and it jumps another 100.
and i was reluctant at getting more BTC when it was 4900

tfw heavy in btc long

€5000...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

>€

I watched it break 5800 just a minute ago. Wars coming boys, someone is moving major wealth right now

>literally everyone predicting dump
>shorts in every other thread btfo
>everyone learned the bubble concept within the past few years
>everyone feels well informed
>the goyims think they know

This. We're about to go to war.

down 3.5% in 5 minutes
IT BEGINS

shitcoins get rekt, the alts all covert into btc eventually

VOLUME DOUBLED ON THE DIP, ITS OVER.

FEED ME YOUR WOJAKS BUTTCOINERS

Thank fucking christ! It's happening! FUCK YOU BITCOIN YOU FUCKER! OH SHIT AS I WRITE THIS IS GOING BACK UP AGAIN NO!

BULL TRAP, 1/4th THE VOLUME OF THE DROP, PREPARE YOUR ANUS

this didn’t happen last time though, most alts are failing to recover after btc moons

Watch the chinks push it past 6k. Someone is preparing for war and moving their shit into Bitcoin. China man awaketh

Got out at 5727
fuck this, it's just too insane. i'm more than happy with my 58% ROI

i fucking warned you guys to convert to btc a week ago but nooo you didn't listen. it will continue to go up until the 25th. after everyone gets their "free btg coins" they will go back into alts. then the cycle repeats again when they announce the date for seg2x.

Official market theme song right now
youtu.be/h6ml72lR-bA
GDFR faggots

>as bitcoin becomes more scarce, it will start having greater bull runs
If you think $150 spike after you take a piss is impressive, wait until 2025 when you take a piss and it jumps $10k

Dropping already, below $5000 by tomorrow morning

Nice try fag, I can see the title with the extension so I know it will download my LINK.

Hong Kong bro checking in.

Going for 6500 today !!!

this... is actually not an overstatement

Buy back noiiiwwww

and it's going down

My investments have never felt more insignificant than today

Support line established at 5600 YouTube guy says

And its going back up!

I'll buy back @ 4500 or lower

margin trading disabled gdax...
where do you guys margin trade?

that settles it folks, straight from youtube guy himself

Could this be the inverse head and shoulders?????

This is insane to watch. I want it to come back down for alts sake, but damn if I don't want to see it break 6k

Inverse head and shoulders happen at the bottom of a bear run....

youtube guy has spoken

Dead frog bounce???

LETS LIGHT THIS CANDLE !!

Up 1mill, no tears, just dreams.

Digits confirmed, dubs of truth

descending wedge on 10 minute bitcoinity, bulls broke out of it, I'm betting on the descending wedge continuing on that line with the price staying on top of it

ah I see, thanks for the info!
I can't tell anything with the crypto market

S-stop going up!!

Gimme 10 btc
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Screw that other dude, i'm YouTube guy, I just need .1 Bitcoin to keep the operation going.
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fake and gay

New calculations put support line at 5650, YouTube guy

Fuck them both. Buy the most expensive luxury liquor you can think of and enjoy it for me, for you will know pleasures that I never will.

It's Patriots like you who keep YouTube guy going

nice propaganda pajeet, most alts will dip as hard as BTC does

Two Jews are walking past a church. The signboard reads "Convert to Christianity today and earn $100!"

The first Jew says, "What a load of crap. Proselytizing schmucks!"

The second Jew says, "I don't know, one hundred dollars is one hundred dollars."

"You can't be serious," says the first guy.

"Watch me," says the second guy and he goes into the church. About half an hour later he comes back out.

"Well?" says his friend. "Did they give you the one hundred dollars?"

The second guy says, "Oh, it's always about the money with you people!"

if this made you laugh help me pursue my comedy career thank you and God bless.

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Assuming this was real.... I'd cash the fuck out. Move your money into low risk investments and live the comfy life from here on out.

I got news for you there Achmed, the alts are already dipped as fuck. Anyone with any investment sense is going to roll their BTC profits into alts that are currently discounted 40% for some more quick gains.

why do that when he can get about 4mil more when btc is 10k?

>pursue my comedy career
>steal and copypasta jokes

I just sent you the same amount of value that your life is worth

>amazon marketcap gains 50 billion, nobody panics
>bitcoin marketcap gains 24 billion, everyone loses their minds

10k by christmas? or is that too conservative.

this is just the pump for the free btg coins on the 25th. just wait til you see the pump for the seg2x fork.

amazon has revenue of 130billion and thats growing rapidly.

btc has actually transactions in the tens of millions and thats just drugs and money laundering and child porn

this tbqh
what the fuck man, you get a nice house with low taxes, a nice medium tier car, stick the rest in some casual 8-10% ROI and just fuck off for the rest of your life doing whatever you want.

It's over....

I think it's over lads!

Time to leave our bunkers and seize the day!

youtube.com/watch?v=DLRKUCXzfHM

It broke it's support line boys, this thing isn't even rational anymore! YouTube guy thinks 6k is possible with such erratic behavior.

Uh oh
Bull trap

Fuck YouTube guy, this is done

>This thing isn't rational anymore
I thought that was clear when people were willing to pay $1000+ for something completely digital.

Sanity has long abandoned humankind

Amost had the digits to close it too

I do not care. Will hold BTC forever. $1m in 10 years.

Why not?

who tf is jewtube guy?

yeah you did, this is just too sporadic right now

>who tf is jewtube guy?
being this new

sorry i'm not on par with your level of autism to have to follow every possible jewtuber

I'm YouTube guy. I watched like 14 minutes if YouTube yesterday and now I give crypto tips for crypto tips. Bitcoins got line of support at 5675 and 5650. It's gonna break thru it's ath tonight. You owe me .001 btc for reading my tip.
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>Up 17% in a say and it's not over yet

What the fuck

>new to crypto
>Been trying to buy bitcoin for a week
>could only buy $200 worth on Coinbase with a 7.5% fee
>wait three days for authorization charges to hit bank
>Finally comes through
>go to buy delicious buttcoins yesterday
>coinbase decides that I'm not allowed to buy anything until my ID verifies
>try 30 times and it doesn't work
>sign up on Gemini
>My bank isn't on Gemini's instant approval list
>Have to set up a bank wire with $20 fee to authorize my bank account
>Bank says that wire will post by 3:00
>It doesn't
>NEXT DAY
>BITCOIN THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF

I don't have a Wojack pink enough for this.

>giving money that could be spent on coins
>spending money that could be spent on coins

When is this gonna crash? It has to right?