Why aren't you at work right now?

Ive got noro virus so bad i burst blood vessels in my esophagus from puking so hard. So now ive got explosive diarrhea with blood in it every 30 mins. So i called in. Adios gains.

Just got a new job (a big step up in my career field) and don't start for another week. I did run three miles before 8:00 AM today though. I'm gonna fucking make it boys.

>tfw funemployment
>tfw it's gonna be over soon

I'm enjoying my hour between the gym in the morning and my classes

I'm not working today

i just came home from work 30min ago

I'm getting swole on the dole.

>Cardio
No, you're not.

Shitposting between classes

I'm "working" from home today aka playing dota

I work M-W-F and go to school T-TH

Because my shift is over, you faggot.

>not including cardio with your strength training
>can't run three miles without stopping
>strongfat moron who would be winded after 3 minutes of vigorous sex if anything ever wanted to see him naked.

Oh but I am. I'm just shitposting while letting the MRI do all he work.

Because my dad died.

I had an extra week of vacation I had to use before Labor day or else it wouldn't carry over into the next year so I'm using it to live the neet life for a week

though desu even if I was at work right now I'd probably still just be browsing Veeky Forums

I collect disability check and my parents bought mad food this Sunday. Working idiots btfo

Glad to know I'm working to support weak shits like you.

Because legion came out so I'm taking a day off. See you guys on the Broken Isles!

eating some oats-PB-milk with eggwhite powder before heading out to the gym/class

It looks like they cropped that nigger in for muh diversity kek.

i work my own hours fuck you
i'll work wednesday-saturday and then get back on the monday-friday after that

lmao

I'm a trust fund baby, if i could trade money for autism removal i would in a heartbeat though.

>Suspended for being sick

Gotta love capitalism

Trump will put a stop to his nigger lifestyle

Thank you man. Ain't America grand?

They're cutting hours at my work because over budget for the month. So I have the day off. Gonna spend some time searching and applying for jobs today. Wish me luck

Like fat fuck trump has a chance. Hillary Clinton will cheat him out of election like she did to that cuckold berdie.

Hillary is on her deathbed. The bitch needs a step ladder to get into an suv

Sure is. Psure you owe us all blowies or something, socialism and all.

oh but I am user, i work from home and can distract myself endless with facebook and Veeky Forums.

>3 miles
nigga that's barely 20 minutes

>work 5pm-2am as a line cook at an upscale dine-in movie theater restaurant
>6:30 rolls around
>Bad Moms is starting
>order board lights up with a fuckload of sushi rolls and martinis
>mfw

LET THEM COME, THERE IS BUT ONE Veeky ForumsIZEN IN THIS KITCHEN WHO STILL DRAWS BREATH

i start after labor day
WOO REAL LIFE

kek...

>Personal Trainer
>up at 4-5am
>off at 9am
>start at 75/hr but have some 125$/hr clients
>net about 3000/mo from this
>sell fitness classes to luxury apartments and luxury HOA community centers
>hire people at 35$/HR to teach them
>each HOA or apartment nets me about 250$/mo
>all I do is shake hands and get a check from them every month and make sure my employees work
>have about 12 apartments under my belt

you do the math, Ill just finish masturbating to hentai now

>3 miles

>whosaid im not
>military I play hearthstone at least 2 hours a day just sitting and making excel sheets
>"act like youre working"
>ok staff sgt

Waiting on a union to come around , been outta work for 2 months. Not sure wtf to do anymore. Still getting unemployment.

>eating some oats-PB-milk with eggwhite powder

This is life

off today

I'm going in in about an hour.

>be wageslave
>make $13/hour instead of the shitty state minimum
>work at night in an easy /comfy/ job while living with parents saving money for next semester
>don't even work that much and just do it for the extra money
>mfw

godspeed

What personal training certs do you have/ what organization did you get it from? I've been thinking about getting one so I can work at a gym and make a little more, and talked to one really good trainer I know who says ACE is the way to go. Sounds like a good setup you have there. How long did it take you to build up to that?

I quit my job so that I wouldn't have to be a spammer.

They're training supervisors at my wagecuck job, so there aren't any hours for a scrub like me.