That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

I wear camo cargo shorts to the gym, fight me

Just like
>tfw to intelligent too lift

If you don't wear a speedo you're a filthy fucking casual and need to leave

>Chicken legged lanklet
>Wear shorts one day
>Constantly paranoid that people are looking at my twig legs
Never not wearing joggers again

>that guy who wears pants to the gym

How about ya do some squats?

>that guy that loudly verbally abuses his girlfriend between sets

I'm just starting :(

Is wearing shorts to the gym that bad or am I an autismo

you serious?

Wait are you seriously one of those guys that wear shorts to the gym

>that fat guy who never ate pussy.

take them off now.

Does they match your fedora and flaming button up shirt?

>Buying 'gym shirts and shorts' and not being thrifty with your money
>running around dressing like a gigantic tool

Okay.

>Wearing running shoes when lifting.

>that chubby neckbeard doing SS and avoiding eye contact with everyone

...

>that guy who asks me how many more sets I have on the squat rack when I've only done 10x15 frog squats with only a 2 minute rest in between

>that guy that wears converse to the gym

>Not wearing high top Chucks

>that guy who goes to the water fountain between every set.

what are you supposed to wear in the gym exactly?

>That guy who wears a belt and gloves for every exercise

At least I go to the gym you fat fuck.

I've had enough of your shit dennis.

I only wear a wife beater, a kilt, and chuck taylors to the gym.

This. Most people who do this are softies who either overestimate how much they are lifting, or underestimate their own body.

>that guy who sips water between sets

>that guy who closes his eyes and whispers "grow, grow, grow" between sets

>not going to ross and buying cheap gym clothing

Okay.

What should I wear instead?

How do I stop this from happening?

Should I be chugging it instead?

>that guy who squats in the curl rack

literally all of them

i cant help it bro... i'm just starting

these posts make me feel like i'm not gonna make it.

What the fuck

I do this all the time when nobody else is at the gym

fuck u

>that guy that thinks squats works his core and doesn't need supplementary ab excercises

>that guy with a bible verse on his lifting belt

Fucking kek

this is bait

THAT GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT WHO KEEPS POSTING THE SAME GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SHITPOST EVERY GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING DAY FIVE TIMES EVERY GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING DAY LIKE SOME GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING GARDEN-VARIETY GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING TROLL CUNT GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wouldn't judge someone based on a pair of chicken legs but they can be mesmerizing to look at when they're in motion so I'll stare without realizing that I'm staring. Sorry bro, nothing personal.

>that guy with stretch marks across his arms, shoulders, chests, back, belly, and legs

why did I go so hard early

and then I snapped my shit up and can't go heavy weight anymore

I want to die

>between EVERY set
>*sproich* *glug*

Gotta make some shitpost gains :^)

>That guy who counts the weight of the bar

>not doing some cardio after lifting

>tumblr

Lol that's me. What's so wrong about it ?

I wore light gray sweat pants the other day and you could see my ball sweat. Looked like i jizzed in my pants. I didn't notice until girls were staring.

can this meme please die, everybody does that

deleat this

Lol sipper fag never gonna make it

whats wrong with basketball shorts? ive been lifting for years wearing them.

That's me. Got a problem famalam?

please be joking

>that guy who's black at the gym

Same. Its just for the (You)'s

fucking hell. why even come here for advice if you're not going to listen to it?

Staring at your dick region, sounds like a win to me.

who the fuck wears anything but short? what is wrong with you people?

>that guy who is standing awkward next to his barbel between sets and doesn't know where to put his hands

...

shorts are shorts, mayne

That guy who doesn't wear basketball shorts to the gym

That guy who does squats in the OHP rack.

fuck off the flaming button ups, okay?

>that manlet that lifts heavier than he should to compensate.

>that manlet who lifts heavier than the lanklet because he's not a mutated unproportinate hungry skeleton lanklet

>that guy who offers you a spot

didn't this fat slob say he was gonna lose weight 5 years ago?

>that guy who drinks protein shakes during his workout

>actually wearing high top Chucks

>That guy who secretly checks his abs in the mirror in the locker room when he thinks nobody is looking.

>that hungover guy who is doing light set

>That guy who wears cologne to the gym

or
>that guy with any kind of religious tattoo

...

I saw some fuckin faggot manlet doin this the other day

To top it off he was actually tryin to take a secret picture of his abs with his phone under his shirt

He looked around to see if anyone saw

I saw

But he didnt see that i saw

And did i mention hes a manlet

so upset

>negatively affected by girls staring at his dick

haha, like you don't do it too.

>That guy that does pull overs with a 40 pound dumbbell and thinks his serratus will notice.

@ OP as long as you get to the gym it doesn't matter what you wear. Cunt bucket.

>Not wanting to look Veeky Forums for the Lululemon cardio bunnies.

Basket ball short wearing, lifting in running shoes, ab checking, manlet yawner detected.

What should I wear then? I'm a poorfag, so I can't afford a bunch of different kinds of gear.

A carbon copy of this fatass waddled into my gym today. He dicked around on the machines and clearly had no idea what he was doing. Didn't even attempt cardio.

K-Mart has gym shorts for $5. Plain, one color synthetics (cotton is rotten).