Lets be honest, we all masturbate so why not do it in the most convenient...

>mouth of truth
how much did it set you back and how do you hide it?

I got a cheap $13 one with a hole in the rear, I use moisturizer so there's minimal clean up, every week or so I just take it in the shower and flip it inside out

Sex toys are dope don't be a pansy and just buy a full size doll once u start with a flesh light your gonna end up getting a full size doll anyway so just do it now save yourself the trouble

>every week or so

>Not cleaning it after every time.

Absolutely disgusting.

>why not do it in the most convenient, comfortable and most realistic way possible by using toys
Well some people still have their foreskin

dolls are pretty creepy
there's a hole on the other end, semen doesn't touch the insides

Whenever I use tools like this, I feel shame afterward. My hand is the only thing that keeps my masturbation from turning into shame faps.

Oh god I need to fap so bad, but I don't want to risk the cardio that comes with it.

Fuck I haven't fapped for months. What can I do to get it over with as fast as possible?!? I can't do anything more than 20 seconds. Fuck. I'm crying at this point. I don't want to lose my gains.

Anyone else here go to hookers instead of having fap sessions?
I do no fap for weeks then go to a hooker to relieve my stress. Should I just get an onahole instead?

I bought it along with onatsuyu lube and a toy bag which I hide it in. Total with shipping costed around $50. en-nls.com/pict1-39305

I've thought about getting one. I just really want the delivery guy to hit me up like "Is the coast clear?" then I can assure the delivery goes unnoticed.

I've never really been fapping and thought "gee, I wish this felt better". If I was going to spend money on fapping, I'd get a girl to cut herself on cam.

Dildos are much better

Just buy some Chasteberry to kill your libido enough you only feel like fapping a couple times a month, it'll probably be cheaper in the long run than all the lube you'll need otherwise.

Must suck to be circumsized and need lube to fap.

Enjoy your chafing and rash

Not how that work, but k.

I used a $30 one with my wee wee having foreskin, it worked great

Nope. Forskin glides effortlessly up and down the head. Feels great.

>Jews cut off the foreskin preventing you from masturbating normally
>Then sell you the lube you need for a double profit

Goddammit America.

>Does anyone use a fleshlight? Are they worth the money?
I have three. I bought them at a "buy 2 get 1 free" but the store glitched and gave me "buy 1 get 2 free". Anyway after using them for 2 years I would definitely pay full price for them. I jerk off once a day on average and in the 2 years I've had them I've jerked off "manually" maybe two or three times and those were all because I was too lazy to get up, not because I missed the feeling of my hand or anything. It's just superior.

Mine are part of the "fleshlight girls" series. I have Mary Queen aka. Miela's pussy, then another vagina from some girl I don't even know but it has the best entrance and texture of all of them and then Asa Akira's poop chute which is also very good.

People who tell them they "don't work" or are shit etc. were idiots who were too lazy to warm them up properly before use. The biggest downside to them is hiding them every time there's a possibility someone is coming over. I haven't failed yet but it's a little bit of added stress.

I have a foreskin and it's definitely an upgrade, even if you have to use lube with it. Lube is cheap.
>I've never really been fapping and thought "gee, I wish this felt better".
You sound like a stupid man then.

Couldn't find it. On a side note it's nice to know there's a board filled with people even more pathetic than Veeky Forums

just checked, it was the second thread

I stuck my finger in my ass today. And a toothbrush. Didn't get off but I had a ton of pre-cum come out. Was ok. Probably wont do it again unless I get a proper prostate massager.

I unironically have my penis inside a flesh light right now and alt-tabbed to Veeky Forums out of habit.

Like other anons said, onaholes are better, check /jp/

The fuck does that have to do with convenience and realism.

I don't understand people who need lube to fap even when cut. I just glide my hand up and down.

You need lube for the fleshlight/onahole, even if you're uncut.

not convenience but it definitely feels more realistic. like if you close your eyes the physical feeling on your dick is not that much different from sex. of course there's a lot more to sex than that and you won't forget you're jerking off but still.

when you do it with a hand you're not even trying to simulate sex, you're just stimulating your penis with a hand while thinking about sex.

I was talking about the foreskin post.
Anyway will this help with performance anxiety? probably not

I'm probably getting one, bitches be stealing my gains and I can't afford to waste time not studying right now

Have one, worth it. Only ever use my hand if im short on time or too lazy to wash it after

holy shit...I'm cut and 99% of the time I just work my shaft, don't pay any attention to my head (lotion is too much of a bother, but i do it occasionally)

did i goof

Holy shit I've never thought about that. There is so much in my room I would rather my parents not know about.

Who cares? You'll be dead. Your parents wont give a fuck if they loved you at all.

yeah for real
but just get a venus real soft go to /jp/ to get set up

I have fleshlights and a venus and the venus wins

Warm it up in a heating pad and warm the lube too

work in progress

>cant risk the cardio
cardio kills your gainz but cmon man

Yes a fleshlight is worth the money, I bought the "mini lotus" texture, it's really nice, I'm considering buying another one. Warming them up with hot tap water makes them even better.

Just be sure to use water based lube with it and rinse it out well afterwards and/or use a basic toy cleaner/

no idea, I had sex for the first time years before I bought one. but it does give you a much better understanding of how a pussy feels like than your hand ever will so I guess maybe. if you're used to death gripping your first time having sex might be surprising but this thign pretty accurately mimics the physical aspects of a vagina. most of the performance anxiety comes from the mental side tho.

I would have to use dad's credit card. Would be too awkward to order.

what kind of a 13yo+ doesn't have his own debit card?

Consider putting ice up your butt. It dawned on me one day. Fucking feels great. Just don't forget to put a towel over your computer chair.

I think that chick in the photo totally wants me

Veeky Forums

Do this with coconut oil and you've also got some great pre-lubing going.
Fridge temperature works too.

I'll stick my dick raw into a hooker before I cop a flashlight senpai

Wow, never thought about it like that.

Tenga Flip bro
My gf got one for me and it's awesome

Mouth of truth is 10/10 would reccomend

im uncut can head is the best part desu

I'm uncut and still need lub, most of the times.

you're doing it wrong

I have been getting tired of fapping too OP
I just want a gf instead and not die a khv

It's a frame of mind thing. I don't want to spend money on a masturbation enhancer, I don't want to get into masturbation culture, I don't want to (re)develop a masturbation ritual, where I can only bust the nut with my certain fleshlight with the certain lubricant with my special anime porn.

I just ignore it until it builds up enough that I get restless and pop one out to some vanilla porn once/twice a week

I go to the gym, I own gym equipment. I like to cook, I own kitchen appliances. I shitpost on the internet, I own a good PC. I masturbate, I own masturbation equipment.

You don't have to be some degenerate deep into sexual exploration to invest 60€ on something you do a few times a week every week of your life. That's a shit argument and I don't buy it. It's just an excuse people come up with because they're too embarassed to get one.

A $16000 realdoll takes dedication to it as a hobby but a fleshlight is not sixteen thousand. It's like owning a hammer even though you just needed to hang up a few pictures. It's a tool used for something you do occasionally even if it's not a hobby that defines you.

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>using weak-ass silicone

You're never gonna make it.

>You don't have to be some degenerate deep into sexual exploration [to buy a pocket pussy]

...sorry user. The truth can hurt I know but it's better if you just accept it. You're a degenerate.

masturbation is an exercise if you reeally think about it

>says the porn watcher
Lmao

I masturbate using my gf's pussy.

I masturbate using her pussy too

Haha 10/10 reply friend! You really got me there! It's funny because you don't really use my gf's pussy because you don't even know who either me nor my gf are!

>fleshlights

fucking normies, onaholes are superior

the best fap, i would say that it feels better than fucking a random slag

i cum like x5 more when i use lube and i'm uncut

using lube the orgasms are like 10 times more intense

I don't masturbate because I can actually get laid, autismo.

Well lucky fucking you not everyone was has a girlfriend and some of us actumy ate having to work on it instead of just be in born a normie and having them fall into your lap with little to no effort

fuckin kek somebody is seriously insecure.
>inb4 butthurt reply

acting like sex actually is all you need
sometimes you just need to rub one or 12 out to relieve stress

Dumb anime poster

I only jack off with onaholes because of this. Using your hand is for plebs.

Post your fucking boipussi or get out. Actually post it and get out.

Fleshlights suck, buy a Tenga flip instead
I've been using Tenga for like 5 years just get a new one every six months or so and you can buy lube for it at walmart, cvs, walgreens etc

>Rip social gains: the toy

dude my flip has lasted me 5 years
do you use it for 6 months without washing it?
how often do you use it?

Underage b&, if it's normal for girls in society to have a plethora of dildos, then a healthy male can enjoy a sex toy now and then.

>tfw had one of these for 5 years
>penis is now rectangular
it's alright, but can't fit it in round holes anymore
just blocks

Every weekend and I wash it thoroughly before and after use
Maybe I use more enthusiasm while wanking than you do or something because they wear out for me over time

I have a soft version of these.
Shit feels so good in a long fap session.