21 year old virgin

>21 year old virgin
>enough is enough!
>go on casual encounters on craigslist
>nothing but bots
>finally spot the one genuine post that I can confirm is real
>its thick black chick
>nervous as hell
>text her like a gangster would
>"ayy u wanna fuk?"
>she replies and gives me the details
>paranoid she will rob or kill me
>pray she is intimidated by my body and doesn't try anything funny
>driving there with sweaty palms
>worried I might get jumped but still drive so I can lose my virginity
>its night and I see her house
>knock on her door while holding my keys like a knife
>she opens the door
>"I-I'm here to fuck you?"
>she giggles a bit and tells me to come in
>I go to her bed and she tells me she will be back in something sexy
>palms won't stop sweating
>constantly wiping hands on her sheets
>she comes back in her underwear and a bra
>dick is getting hard
>she starts to kiss me
>hug her with my palms wiping sweat on her back
>oh fuck what am I doing
>dick is getting wet
>she has me lay down in her bed
>she starts rubbing my crotch for like 30 secs
>accidentally ejaculate
>tell her I came in my pants
>she starts laughing
>"aw honey thats alright, it happens"
>ask her if I can stay the night and try again
>she says no and tells me to leave

How do I fix this?

Fap b4 fucking

she reacted decently.
good girl

This cannot be real holy fuck I'm dying

please tell me this story is fake

it happens man, you'll have a chance again. one time you finally wont be so nervous

You have her number you can always try again.

>"ayy u wanna fuk?"

fuck, let this be real

are u sure that you donĀ“t have autism?

>"text her like a gangster would"

>not being able to get it up again by no later than a few minutes

Low test detected.

lol this is the best part

>ask her if I can stay the night and try again
Ahahahabahahahahahhahsdhdjejwbbw

>"ayy u wanna fuk?"

>ask her if I can stay the night and try again
>she says no and tells me to leave
this why Veeky Forums is the best board

>ask her if I can stay the night and try again

Why would you do this?

>"I-I'm here to fuck you?"
I died

Why dont you fuck a hooker

Man fap like 2 times the same day as u are gonna have sex and start watching real kinky shit. U will last forever. Btw helps to just fucking look out the window and fuck her while thinking of something else.

this works for me. Easy last for 40min

whats the poin if you're going to nut after 30 seconds

Pretty racist that you think a black person would rob you

Simple math man. "2+2 = 4" "4+4 = 8" I usually get distracted by 2056 and have to start over.

Ya but then u dont really enjoy da puzsy. U aint immersed in dat sweet bro, u thinkin bout Essays and protractors n shit

U gotta fall in love with the fucking

Statistically they might.

Going to an bad neighbourhood on a sketchy date from CL, the odds are pretty high, black or not.

Oh my fuck

>"ayy u wanna fuk?"
>"I-I'm here to fuck you!?"
>She says no and tells me to leave

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK I want this to be real so much.

>Ughhh uh sorry babe
Haha that's ok these things happen
>C-can I stay the night and m-maybe try again?

No. Get out.

this is too much.

You expect me to believe this shit?

someone screencap this
I want to believe

took it upon myself for posterity

>he doesn't have his powers of 2 memorised up to 262144
it's almost as if you don't have autism or something.